Celebrity WTF Volume 203
Angelina and Brad are prepared for every scenario as they await the birth of their baby but, they still don't know where the tot will be born. The couple are currently in Namibia, but Angelina who is 7 months pregnant admits the baby might not be born there.
She says, "We don't know where it's gonna happen or where it's gonna be. We've been smart about this and we're as prepared as (possible). Things will be as they will be... I'm ready for anything."
They'll be fine although with the new baby coming soon Brad and Angelina may want to consider hiring another nanny.
In fact I know someone who could use the work...
Jennifer Lopez fell in love with husband Marc Anthony because he made her laugh uncontrollably. She explains, "The thing with me and Marc whenever the two of us got in a room together, neither one of us could stop laughing. He's one of the funniest people you'll ever meet."
In other words, he's ugly and sucks in bed but, she loves him.
Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria has defended co-star Teri Hatcher against rumours she is battling an eating disorder. Eva is appalled by the media's constant criticism of Hatcher's figure and maintains her co-star is completely healthy.
She says, "She's definitely naturally thin. She's a dancer too, so she has that natural dancer's body."
Yes, because naturally thin people jog obsessively. Gee, I wonder why everyone thinks Teri is battling an eating disorder. If you ask me...it's winning.
Keith Richards suffered a "mild concussion" and was taken to hospital as a precaution recently.
Media reports claim the Rolling Stones guitaris had hurt his head when he fell from a coconut tree. A spokesperson for the band said that they did not know how the injury happened.
I don't know what happened either but, I am pretty sure cocaine and a bottle of tequila were involved.
STAR Magazine reports that Heather Locklear is not pleased about her best friend Denise Richards seen making out everywhere with Heather's ex Richie Sambora. (Duh - why would she be pleased?) A source told the Magazine, "Heather went crazy and told Denise that she was a traitor who had betrayed their friendship." She reportedly even went so far as to ask if Richards and Sambora were having an affair, and Denise was too stunned to answer, prompting Locklear to proclaim, according to a source, "Well, I think you've answered the question. I never want to see you again. You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died."
Heather should hook up with Denise's ex Charlie Sheen. Word has it he wanted her dead too.
Meanwhile, Denise's soon to be ex - Charlie Sheen recently had his "Denise" tattoo removed from his wrist.
Just I am sure that Richie Sambora has removed the memory of Charlie's small penis from Denise's mind.
OUT AND ABOUT....
Colin Farrell on the next VANITY FAIR.
Jennifer Lopez in a Chinese advertisement for LUX shampoo.
Jessica Simpson seems a little crabby.
Ashton Kutcher enjoys a baseball game with two of Demi's daughters Scout and Rumer.
Charlize Theron at the same game...makes out with boyfriend Stuart Townsend.
What did Paris Hilton say when she stayed in the tanning bed for too long?
At the Emmy's...an unidentified piece of plastic blocked the red carpet....oops, actually it turned out to be Lisa Rinna.
Meredith, Star, Barbara, Joy and Elizabeth present at the Emmy's. Now that Star got a boob lift she wants everyone to see "The View"
Queen of the Emmy's was Ellen. She really cleaned up!
For the first time ever...Pamela Anderson is wearing white and you cannot see her nipples. Did she get those suckers surgically removed? What happened to them?
Mischa Barton and Cisco play with her new puppy at an eatery. How the heck is the dog allowed there and more importantly - where is the place so I can bring Chelsea?
Usually the fans are the one who are crazed... not in this case.
Mariah Carey forgot her pants again.
Kevin Federline smokes his 785th cigarette of the day.
Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn at her prom. Please tell me her date is not an aspiring rap artist.
Charlie Sheen at a show for his new children's clothing line. That just cracks me up. Who would buy clothes for their kids from him?
Kelly Osbourne and her new boyfriend MR. X load up on some groceries.
Jennifer Garner on the set of ALIAS.
Who the hell had a PRISON BREAK party and didn't invite me? Here's Scofield.
Spanish prisoner dude...I don't know his name. In fact usually when I watch this show I am in a trance due to Scofield's eyes.
Teabag all cleaned up. Diana - get a napkin and wipe your chin.
And more Scofield....I think I prefer him in his prison jumpsuit.
And looks like British model Jordan's breasts are planning a break out of their own.....
CUZ I SAID SO!!