Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 221

Blogger was down for a day or so but, I am back with lots of updates and photos. Enjoy!

Brad Pitt cut the umbilical cord of his new daughter when she was born. He was in the delivery room when his daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, was born via Caesarean section. The couple's obstetrician who travelled to the African country from the US to be at the birth, revealed the story to the press. He said: "The baby was a healthy 7lb. Brad was with Angelina the entire time and cut the umbilical cord. The surgery and birth went flawlessly."

Apparently Brad was so overwhelmed with emotion he cried more than the baby did when she was born. I am sure the baby stopped crying as soon as she saw who her parents were.

Meanwhile it was reported Jennifer Aniston felt "nauseous" when she got a phone call telling her Brangelina's baby had been born. But Aniston later told friends she was relieved that the "sick triangle" was finally over and she could move on with her life.

She had plenty of chances to have Brad's baby and chose to have Ross's instead. Ya snooze.....ya lose.

Even more Aniston news...Jennifer Aniston was sitting at a press conference to promote her new comedy, The Break-Up, when a reporter asked if she was interested in using her celebrity to tackle any of the world's important issues. "No," she replied. "I'm not interested in any of that. I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career."

Even though she was joking what a stupid thing to say. The only person who hates Jennifer being in the tabloids more than her is me. Because it means I have to put her on my blog. Ugh.

Paris Hilton has got a bit of a crush on someone. Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly, who happens to be Paris's new best friend. Paris gushed about her on to Top Of The Pops Magazine, "Kimberly is hysterical. She's six feet tall, blonde, beautiful and has luscious blue eyes, she's hot. I feel so comfortable with her and I can just act like myself."

She can be herself? You mean that phony, materialistic fisad she puts on is not really her personality?? Yeah, ok. .....Paris thinks Kimberly is hot because she looks like a white trash version of Paris. Yuck.

Elizabeth Taylor has denied claims she has Alzheimer's disease. During a TV interview, she asked CNN talk show host Larry King: "Do I look like I'm dying? Do I look like or sound like I have Alzheimer's? I think they're trying to sell magazines. Some audiences out there... they like scandal."She angrily added: "They like filth. And if they want to hear that I'm dead, sorry folks. I'm not. And I don't plan on it."

Maybe she does have Alzheimers but, she forgot?

Kevin Federline spent $300,000 for a wristwatch without telling his wife first, according to Us Weekly. Perhaps it's no co-incidence that that's the exact amount the aspiring singer reportedly was paid to record an album and tour in Japan. A source told the Magazine, “All he does is work on his music and try to find ways to get out. That is all he cares about. It has taken a big toll on their marriage because he's not always there for her and he used to be.”

Britney, honey, listen to me. You vowed you would stay until death do you part. You're gonna have to kill the loser.

American Idol's Simon Colwell has dissed Prince after he made a surprise performance at the show's finale last week. After Prince sang he apparently dashed off refusing to meet the Idol contestants or greet the audience. Simon says, "It just tells you how selfish he is. He comes on, not a word - 'I'm not gonna sing with anybody else, I'm not gonna say goodbye.' Thank you for your generosity, Prince."

Simon! Leave Prince alone!!!!!! He is a musical genius and a legend. He asks nothing from us. There ain't no particular sign he's more compatible with, he just wants our extra time and our........kiss.

Heather Mills is said to be considering a Princess Diana-style television appearance. Heather has already been accused of modelling herself on Diana, as the wronged partner whose marriage was overshadowed by her husband's public profile. Like Diana, she has thrown herself into charitable work and travelling around the world to highlight the plight of slaughtered seal pups.

Unlike Diana, Heather married for money. Oh, and Diana was a virgin when she got married.

Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein believes that Lindsay Lohan, who has roles in both A Prairie at LinHome Companion and the upcoming Robert Kennedy saga Bobby, will win an academy award. Weinstein, whose company is distributing Bobby, tells MTV, "She's fantastic, and a big reason for getting me involved. This is going to be a stand-out performance this year for Lindsay, absolutely."

Harvey apparently is on some really good drugs also.

Anna Nicole Smith has confirmed that she's pregnant, in a video clip posted on her Web site. "Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very very happy about it. Everything's goin' really, really good and I'll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I'll let you see me as I'm growing."

Nicole must be thrilled. Now that she's pregnant she can flush her bottles of TRIMSPA down the toilet where they can join her career. And the fact that she's pregnant means she finally got laid! Unless of course the father is Tom Cruise.

Kevin Federline clean shaven and with a haircut featured in a Magazine spread. He looks like a creepy salesman. I think I prefer his wanna be rapper look.

Mischa Barton in Toronto with her new puppy. She's only had it for a few weeks and already the poor little thing has a cast on! When are these celebrities gonna learn that when you are carrying two STARBUCKS and your precious baby - you shouldn't try and answer your cell phone!
Actually, I don't know what really happened to her pup but, you never know...

Mariah Carey and her Jack Russell named Jack. Dogwalker or streetwalker? You decide.

Kirstie Ally squirts water at the paparrazzi.

Jessica Alba getting wiggy with it.

Oh God. Sienna and Jude are back together. This week anyhow.

Nicole Richie's frail profile.

Britney has a new nanny. I mean manny. Baby Sean looks like he is giving his mama a swat!

That masked biker is Carson Daly.

Halle Berry shopping in the beauty section. Last place she needs to be.

Eva Longoria looks stunning in this dress. It's amazing what a little breast tape can do!

Victoria Beckham is so hungry she is about to eat her own hand.

Denise Richards and her youngest daughter Lola go shopping.

Meanwhile her estranged hubby Charlie spends time with older daughter Sam.

Teri Hatcher and her daughter Emerson enjoy time together.

My, Ashlee Simpson, what big lips you have!

Pink performs on MTV

Jessica and baby Daisy on the road.

Nick out on the town.

Who's the bootylicious gal that has everyone on the net commenting on her bodacious cheeks? (In a good way)

It's Nelly Furtado. Portuguese women are just born with great bums. And I am not just saying that because I am portuguese woman and have a great bum.

BLAST FROM THE PAST.....It's Appolonia from Purple Rain!



Blogger Bernadette said...

1. Britney should consider the manny (male nanny)...he's 10 times better looking that k-fed...and he's hanging around her and the baby...where de dad should be!!

2. Ashlee Simpson looks like a cross between her sister (Jessica) and Angelina Jolie.....jangelina...jessalina...ashangjes...can't come up with a name yet...I'll have to think about it...

3. Re Nelly go girl!!!

2:21 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Ben, good call on the cross between Jessica and Angelina!

9:56 PM  
Blogger hot lips said...

I don't know who looks more disheveled, Jessica or Daisy.

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