Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 217

Cate Blanchett has compared Brad Pitt to a glorious piece of chocolate, saying she has wanted to work with him for a long time. Blanchett made the comments while attending the world premiere of her new film, Babel, at the Cannes International Film Festival. Cate said, "He's like chocolate - he is glorious and wonderful, and we've been wanting to work with each other for a long time."

She has a point. I love a good piece of chocolate. However, at some point I've had enough of chocolate.
I never had enough of Braddy.

Brad Pitt is the latest celebrity to catch the attention of child care experts after he was photographed cycling with his adopted baby daughter Zahara strapped to his back. The photos taken last week appear to show Pitt cycling in an African village with the young tot riding on his back in a papoose.

In all fairness to Brad he is in a country where some people still carry their kids in basket on their heads. You know the saying, when in Rome....

Beyonce has gone out of her way to fatten up again, after losing 28lbs for a recent film role.
Beyonce fasted for 14 days and then existed on protein shakes to drop weight for Dreamgirls.
"It was hard, I felt weak, but I did it. It wasn't healthy though. When we finished the film, the next day I ate fried chicken, fried fish, French fries - anything fried - and the weight started to come on really fast and easy." she revealed.

She has to live up to her bootylicious image. You grow girl!

Oprah Winfrey has signed a record breaking deal to write a new book about weight control. It has been reported that she received an advance in excess of the $12 million. The deal, said to be the biggest ever signed for a non-fiction work, was announced at the annual Book Expo America in Washington. She will be working on the book with her fitness trainer Bob Greene, who is a frequent guest on her talk show.

In other words the trainer is going to do all the writing and Oprah's going to put her name on it. Everything this woman touches turns to SOLD.

Britney Spears has apparently dissed hubby Kevin in a poem on her website. The poem - which is thought to have been written by Britney describes feeling tied down in "chains" and asks: "How do you stand sleeping at night?"
It continues with lines about feeling "manipulated" and "swallowed".
The poem also talks about "the sins of the Father", and it says: "Remember the Bible/The sins of the Father/What you do/You pass down."
The poem was removed from the site hours later with no explanation.

I guess once Britney sobered up she had a change of heart.

Dita Von Teese has bashed Hollywood's leading ladies. The burlesque dancer and wife of rocker Marilyn Manson can't think of one Hollywood actress from the current generation to compare to style icons of the past.
She says, "So many people look like they are a product of a team of stylists. We'll remember Madonna And Cher. But a lot of people will be totally forgettable."

Dita Von Teese is known for stripping at Hollywood parties and pouring champagne down her a$$.....but, hey unlike Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss and Tara Reid.....she gets paid for it.

New mom Geri Halliwell is in no rush to get back in shape following the birth of her baby Bluebell Madonna. The former Spice Girl is smitten with her daughter, who was born by C-section earlier this month. She says, "My breasts are huge but for a purpose. Apparently I'll have a tummy for a while, which is OK too. I don't mind my Caesarian scar either, because it looks like a smile."

I guess the epideral hasn't quite worn off yet.....

Paris Hilton played a voice message from an angry Lindsay Lohan to all of friends and then proceeded to call Lindsay the C-word, according to NY daily News. Apparently Lindsay's pissed because of an incident last week when greasy Brandon Davis slammed her, calling her a fire crotch. During Davis's comments , Paris Hilton held her phone up so a friend could hear, as she smiled and laughed.

I hate both these losers. They are constantly making asses out of themselves.

Jennifer Aniston has admitted that divorce can sometimes be a best possible thing.
In an interview with the Daily Mirror, she said: “Who knows if people should have stayed in relationships? My parents certainly shouldn’t have stayed married - and they didn’t. Other people have stayed married … and they shouldn’t have.”

TRANSLATION : "WTF Did you expect me to do? Did you see who I was competing against??"

US WEEKLY - Janet Jackson reveals how she lost 60lbs in 4 months. The most amazing part is she didn't throw up once.

LIFE & STYLE WEEKLY - There's trouble at the Federline residence again. (Really, no way!)

IN TOUCH WEEKLY - Plastic surgery secrets from the stars. They say it like it's something good. Also features a special message from Heather Locklear to Denise Richards. Most likely the message is, "%^$\@ #$!!!!!!"

STAR MAGAZINE - is all about babies. No, not the regular Hollywood whiners....just their kids.

OK! Magazine claims Jennifer Aniston is going to be a mom. Does she know yet?

Nick Lachey is featured in COSMO GIRL.

Nicole Richie on the cover of COSMO GIRL.

Clive Owens goes on with his delicious self.

Kelly Osbourne on her cell phone.

Paris Hilton must of shared a brush with Lindsay Lohan.

Christina Aguilera is the only celebrity who manages to look sexy when she's half in the bag.

Kevin Bacon catches up on the news. He should be checking the weather. Why does he need a ski hat in Los Angeles this time of year?

Kirsten Dunst tells the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but, the tooth.

Kelly Clarkson is radiant at the Academy of Country Music Awards.

Anna Kournikova out without Enrique two days in a row.....oooh, wonder what that means?

Goldie Hawn really shouldn't do that anymore.

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora.....they're halfway there. Oh, oh. Living on a chair.

Orlando Bloom and his honey Kate Bosworth.

Lindsay Lohan. Peace out. Yeah, whatever.

Ashlee Simpson on the set of her new video. She looks so pretty.

Gwen and Gavin are going to be parents any second now...

Justin Timberlake not impressed.

There's men in uniform and then there's THIS MAN in uniform. Holy crap! If David Beckham worked construction EVERYONE would.

Ashley Olsen in her grandfather's hat, aunt's shawl and mother's army boot. EGAD.

At least sister Mary Kate has the sense to cover her face.

The new American Idol is TAYLOR HICKS!!!
I'm doing a happy dance. I never have to see Catherine and her egotistical self sing ever again!



Blogger t я з s [ j u l i з ] said...

A man in uniform has never looked so hot...Victoria is one lucky woman lol.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Mandy said...

Soul Patrol I agree no more Katherine


8:13 PM  

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