CUZ I SAID SO!

Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 212

Former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell has given birth to a baby girl, The Sun newspaper reported.
A spokesman said, "Mother and daughter are doing fine."
Halliwell's mother was at her bedside and the baby was delivered by caesarian section. The newspaper claimed Halliwell refused to allow the baby's father, screenwriter Sacha Gervasi, to attend the birth.

So let me get this straight. Geri had a boy and as a result had a girl but, wouldn't let the boy who made her have a girl go in the room while she had the girl?
Oh boy.



















Brad Pitt's ex lovers, Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow, are teaming up to star in a new film. The two actresses are reportedly planning to co-star in a new thriller - with Aniston playing the villain.
A source said: "Brad's ears will be burning. They will have plenty to talk about."

What??? Up until now I thought Gwyneth and Jennifer were the same person. They're both blonde, thin, whiny and always telling the press stuff nobody cares about. Then again, the two of them have both slept with Brad Pitt and I havn't so what the hell do I know?













Alanis Morissette claims that she was bitter when she first grew breasts. She says she was a complete tomboy growing up and was left unhappy after her chest developed when she reached puberty.
She said: "Looking back, it was quite hard, because there's no greater indicator that you can't just hang out with boys for the rest of your life than when you grow breasts. I was angry about it. "

I'm confused. I thought growing breasts GUARANTEED you would always have boys hanging around for the rest of your life....


















Nicole Richie says she has never watched former best friend Paris Hilton's sex tape because it would "gross" her out. Rumor has it that Nicole fell out with Paris after showing Paris's x-rated video to friends at a party. Nicole has now vehemently denied carrying out the impromptu viewing. She said: "A, I don't watch porn, and B, I don't want to see someone I've known forever having sex. I mean, that's gross!"

I have not known Paris forever and I still don't want to see her have sex. In fact the only scenario I can think of where Paris Hilton getting it on would be sizzling would be if she was doing it on a campfire. Right on top of it.
Now, that's hot!



















Victoria Beckham has a new tattoo to commemorate the first time she had sex with husband David. Victoria arranged to have '8th May' - the night the pair got intimate for the first time in 1997 - inscribed on her wrist. A friend told Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper: "David had remembered their first night of passion from all those years ago. Victoria hadn't remembered the exact dates but, was shocked when David told her he did. She knew then that she had to mark the occasion with something permanent."

Not only would I have gotten the tattoo by now if I were Victoria....it would be on my forehead!











MAGAZINE SCANS....
Christina Aguilera in GQ Magazine.



















Pamela Anderson in OK!



















Mandy Moore in ELLE.



















Beyonce and sister Solange.



















MOTHER'S DAY....
Angelina still in Africa and hanging out with Maddox.



















Debra Messing and her son Roman.



















Gwyneth with Apple and her son Moses.



















Julia Roberts and one of her twins Phinneaus.



















Melissa Joan Hart and baby boy Morgan.



















Kate Hudson and son Ryder.



















OUT AND ABOUT.....
Daddy's girl Jessica Simpson and her doggie Daisy.



















Heather Locklear in an interesting pose.



















Kelly Osbourne actually looks great here.



















George Michael.....not so much. Yikes what happened to him??? I hope he still doesn't want my sex cuz he ain't getting it! Yuck!
















Meg Ryan looks confused.



















Nicole and Keith at a gala event.















Teri Hatcher looks like she just smoked a big fat joint.



















Ryan Phillipe is easy on the eyes.



















Pamela Anderson really should wear a bra to her kid's baseball games.



















Hilary Duff brings a cake to a party. She should eat some of it.



















Charlize Theron and her dogs at the beach.


















Britney in curlers speeding down the highway with a clumped over baby Sean in the back seat. Which is ironic cuz that's where he was probably conceived.....and Britney probably slept through it as well.
















CUZ I SAID SO!!

1 Comments:

Blogger hot lips said...

The Britney in curlers shot made me LOL. Nothing, I mean nothing, says white trash like a set of rollers in public. Gotta appreciate it for the humor factor at least.

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