Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, May 15, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 211

Gwen Stefani who is 8 and a half months pregnant, has broken her finger after a nasty accident involving a sewing machine. Gwen has been spotted sporting a splint and cast after an attempt at dress-making went wrong. It can’t be too bad, she was seen having her nails done at a nail salon and later holding hands with her husband, Gavin Rossdale.

I hope it wasn't her middle finger. She's going to need that when she's in labor!!

Johnny Depp is the nicest celebrity when it comes to signing autographs while Cameron Diaz is the worst, according to a new list from Autograph Collector magazine. Depp, followed by George Clooney, topped the magazine's 14th annual survey of Hollywood's best and worst signers. An insider revealed,"Many stars become bad signers once fame and fortune hits, but not Depp. He's even signed autographs for crowds at the airport while carrying luggage."

In all fairness to Cameron Diaz, she doesn't stop to sign autographs because she is always in a rush. To get home to Justin Timberlake. Can you blame her?

After more than two years as Jessica Simpson's personal assistant, CaCee Cobb finally told her childhood friend that she wanted out.. Simpson's rep confirms the professional parting of ways to Us Weekly, "It's true. They remain close."

Oh oh. Now what's Jessica going to do? No Nick, no personal assistant. She won't last a day without needing someone to explain every thing most of us take for granted. For instance, what you do when you get to a STOP sign. How to buy tuna that isn't from the sea. The fact that an appliance needs to be plugged in before it will work.....

Nick Lachey wants to get married again as soon as his divorce from Jessica Simpson is finalized. He told America's Access Hollywood TV show: "For me, a phase was certainly going through that emotion of not wanting to marry again. But I'm a romantic at heart. I don't want to be a 'serial marrier' but at the same time, I just can't imagine not being married again."Nick has also denied claims he has a new woman in his life.

Does that mean he has an old woman in his life?

Paris Hilton unveiled her new video game this weekend but, called it by the wrong name as she greeted crowdsfans and photographers. Hilton made a brief appearance at the Electronic Entertainment Expo to promote "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam."
"Sorry I'm late," the heiress said. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest.' Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game." she said.

You can also download Paris's sex tapes...but, let's face it -none of us want to.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are launching a range of African home ware products. The couple are working with local craftsmen in Namibia to create an assortment of rugs, pottery and other household items. The collection will be launched at an art fair in Paris this September. A source revealed: "It combines their two passions. Brad's involved with design and Angelina is committed to humanitarian work."
All proceeds from the collection will be donated to a local Namibian community.

What a great idea! Do we get to see Brangelina making the pottery that scene from "Ghost?". Where do I sign up to get a piece of that? I meant the clay......... I think.

Just thought I would throw this in for fun. I found it on the internet. An Angelina Barbie complete with maternity clothes.

Katie Holme's parents never got to see their granddaughter Suri until the recent "Mission Impossible 3" premiere in L.A. That's two and a half weeks after thier granddaughter was born. The Holmes' were specifically not invited until Tom was back home in L.A after his worldwide promotional tour and could monitor the baby’s first visit with her maternal grandparents.

I bet Katie's wondering when the hell she gets to finally see the baby!


Chris Daugthty's fans aren't quite ready to let him go even thout he got voted off American Idol last week. At least one online petition, with more than 16,000 names attached, is calling for a recount of the "American Idol" votes. The network has received numerous e-mails and bulletin board posts claiming that voters who dialed the first of Daughtry's two phone numbers were greeted by a recorded message from "Idol" singer Katharine McPhee, thanking the caller for voting for her. According to Wednesday night's show, McPhee received the second-lowest number of votes, after Daughtry.

PLEASE BRING CHRIS BACK!!! Fantastic news. I hate Katharine.

PRISON BREAK season finale is on Monday!! I don't want to spoil it for you but, Scofield ditches his plan to save his brother and just ends up at my house. The very last scene is him ringing my doorbell just as I am coming out of the shower.

And now a new show getting all the buzz called VANISHED.
Pictured below clockwise from left :: Joanne Kelly, John Allen Nelson, John Patrick Amedori, Margarita Levieva, Chris Egan, Robert Hoffman (She's The Man), Rebecca Gayheart (Nip/Tuck), Ming Na (ER), and Gale Harold (Queer As Folk). The Vanished premire will air Fall 2006 on FOX. Speaking of fox....Gale Harold is one! I am going to get my Scofield fix after all!! (It won't be Scofield, but, pretty close!)

Looks like Fergie decided to actually wear her shower curtain.

Jennifer Garner is adorable walking with baby Violet who is 5 months old!

Rumor has it Ashlee Simpson got plastic surgery. She won't confirm nor deny it. Only her nose knows.

Beyonce is hot. So hot she is sweating.

Tom Cruise on ELLEN last week. He didn't bring any baby pictures so Ellen made a mural of baby photos and asked Tom to pick the kid that looked the closest to his. No word on if any of the baby pics were aliens.

Teri Hatcher at the airport. She looks a pink popsicle. A pink popsicle stick.

Lindsay Lohan getting out of the front seat of a car half dressed. Gee, that's a switch. She's usually getting in the back seat.

Prince between his back up dancers who go by the name "Twinz"

Jordan and her twins.

Chloe Sevigny is very brave to pose next to Eva Mendes.

Here is an oxymoron. Pac Mac (Who loves to eat...GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE) and Nicole Richie (who doesn't)

What a surprise! What's Kevin Federline doing in a liquor store??? The shock of it all....

Oprah at an event promoting her show that features her LEGENDS BALL.

Mariah Carey brought her legends to the ball.

Jessica Simpson looks confused. What else is new.

Kelly Osbourne sitting in a tree....K-I-S-S-I-N-G. She's got a new boyfriend and they are vacationing in Maui. Poor things.

Lindsay Lohan takes the runway with her buddy Nicole Richie at a fashion show.

Nicole turns sideways and POOF!!! She's gone.



Blogger yllwdaisies said...

I don't like Katherine McPee either.

So, is Fergie not preggers? I thought I heard a few months back that she was. But it was just a rumor for a day, then I heard nothing more about it. So, I guess not.

I don't blame Ashlee for getting a nose job, I think that Hillary Duff's sis needs one too. Is that wrong of me to say that?

9:19 PM  
Blogger hot lips said...

I don't even recognize Ashley when she wears shades now since the nose job. I guess that's a good thing.

And Chloe Sevigny looks horrible horrible horrible in that picture. But I gotta admit, for some strange reason I love her character on Big Love.

8:54 AM  
Blogger T-man said...

Does that Kevin Federline wear anything but wife-beaters? T-man could teach him a thing or two about fashion.

10:25 PM  

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