Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F'S Volume 208

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott got married Sunday on a private tropical island in Fiji, People magazine reported. Why the big rush? Tori claimed, "We didn't want to wait another day to get married." While Dean added, "I've never had as much of a desire to get married and make a woman my wife as I've had with her. The feeling is overwhelming."

I guess the wife of 12 years he left to be with Tori didn't give him this overwhelming urge? Or is it just that his ex had no money?

Remember last week I told you Britney Spears had invited selected journalists and record industry execs to a press conference? Well, the twit never showed up. She has now kept everyone guessing as she did not reveal why she was calling the press conference. There has been no word about why the plan was scrapped or whether it will be rescheduled.

She probably called the press conference to divert the press. Her and Kevin probably went shopping to buy Sean Preston a helmut and they didn't want children's services to find out about it.

Meanwhile, Kevin Federline was asked a very personal question during an interview on satellite radio station Power 106FM. They asked him "Who was better in bed? Shar Jackson or your wife Britney?
Kevin wisely answered, "My wife".
During the interview, Kevin also revealed' that if Britney use gave him a free pass for a threesome he would choose Jessica Alba.

Jessica Alba could not be reached for comment but, I am pretty sure she is laughing so hard she can't talk.

Scarlett Johansson has left L'Oreal upset after refusing to strip for their latest advertisement. Scarlet who is their latest spokesperson, has reportedly refused to show off her body for their new campaign. Apparently she wants to change her sexy image. A source told Britain's The Mail on Sunday newspaper: "Understandably L'Oreal, which spent a fortune signing Scarlett, and actresses Eva Longoria and Penelope Cruz, want her sexy screen siren glamour.

I guess Scarlett feels getting naked for L'Oreal just isn't "worth it"

Tom Cruise has ordered topless scenes of his fiancee Katie Holmes to be cut from her latest film. Tom insisted that Katie's sexy stripping scenes in 'Thank You For Not Smoking' go against his strict Scientology beliefs, which instruct followers to act with decency and integrity.
A source said: "Tom wasn't too pleased when he found out about Katie. She flashed quite a lot of flesh and he didn't think it was appropriate because of their Scientology beliefs. And Katie was happy to go along with it."

The fact that Katie just bore this madman's child says to me that she's happy to go along with anything.

Nicole Kidman has poured out her heart about her feelings for ex-husband Tom Cruise. Tbe couple divorced in 2000. However, Nicole told magazine Ladies Home Journal she's still very fond of the nut bar.
The actress says, "He was huge; still is. To me, he was just Tom, this lovely man, but to everybody else, he is huge. But he was lovely to me. And I loved him. I still love him."

Tom must of not removed all the 'Stepford' electroids from Nicole's head before he divorced her!
Cover your head when lightning strikes Nicole!

Lionel Richie is taking the blame for his daughter Nicole's skinny body. He says she took the brunt of the stress during his highly publicised, expensive divorce to second wife Dianne Alexander. Lionel is so worried about his adoptive daughter, that he confronted her about her weight problem.
He told Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper: "When I saw how thin she was I was concerned and worried. I would love to see her with more meat on her."

Stupid Lionel didn't see the signs. His daughter was once, twice, three times a lady. And now clearly...she's not.

Denise Richards has banned Charlie Sheen's parents from seeing their granddaughters. It seems that Denise is so furious with her estranged husband - that she is cutting her children's grandparents, Martin and Janet Sheen, out of their lives.
A source revealed to America's New York Post newspaper as saying: "They are devastated. Both grandparents are devoted to those children. They didn't think they would be treated like this."

If Denise really wants to punish Charlie's parents she should tie them to a chair and make them watch all of her movies.

Ashlee Simpson has a crush on a woman. Blondie's Deborah Harry. Ashee recently revealed to Britain's Elle magazine: "I watched a video of her and I was like, 'Ohmigod!' She's so cute and that attitude! I love her and Chrissie Hynde. They're great musicians and sexy women."

Does Ashlee realize Blondie is old enough to be her grandmother? Deborah's face has more lines than a road map.
Yesterday I said Ashlee got the brains in the family. I stand corrected.

More of Madonna horsing around in W Magazine.

Britney cleans up nice for June's issue of GLAMOUR.

Brazillian supermodel Adriana Lima in VOGUE.

Jennifer Love Hewitt desperately tries to sex up her soccer mom haircut. It's not working.

I don't know WTF Paula Abdul is doing and I can guarantee you she doesn't either.

Carmen Electra is such a showoff. I just bought all her strip aerobic DVD and I should be doing this in no time.

Celine Dion's perverted husband is trying to get a threesome going with Celine's wax figure likeness.

Britney forgot to put Sean's helmut on.

Brooke Hogan in a clip from her new music video.

Cindy Crawford. Yes, the supermodel. Not so super without make up apparently.

Geri Halliewell arriving at the baby shower thrown in her honor by George Michael.

Christina Aguilera arrives at another baby shower. This one is for Gwen Stefani! Christina bought an extravagant baby doubt.

Demi, Ashton and her eldest daughter out on the town.

Julia Roberts out on a school night.

Tom drags Katie around.

Something tells me she is breast feeding.

Prince William at a wedding. What a strapping young lad.

Nick Lachey on the set of an AXE commercial.

Eva Longoria poses with the newly redheaded Jessica Simpson. If she thinks dying her head red will make her less won't.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony show affection. I guess Ben Affleck is at the same party??

Janet Jackson looking good. Miss Jackson if you're nasty.

Michael Douglas and Heather Locklear at a celebrity golf tournament. If Richie Sambora showed up there would be a lot of "FORE!!!" yelled out.

Eva Longoria poses for the cameras.

Courtney Cox is hanging out with Sheryl Crow now. I guess Courtney is sick of hearing the dirt on Brad and now wants the dirt on Lance.

Would the owner of a white t-shirt please go to the parking lot?You left your mammoth headlights on.

Did you watch the break out??? I missed most of it. Too busy blogging....



Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

Jessica looks really bad with brown/red hair... Thank God its a wig because shes looks 50 years old, its apart of some new wig line shes releasing? Who the hell releases a line of wigs? lol.

So many pregnant celebrities. I didn't know Geri was pregnant. Also cool Christina and Gwen are friends, they could pass for sisters with their platinum blonde hair! =P

As for Britney... With that photoshoot, it's probably old or they did a great job photoshopping because she does not look that good right now... =P

9:14 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

Hey Linda - I watched the escape and it was fantastic. Did you notice how throughout the shows run they never mentioned why Scofield needed to get out via the infirmary - and then he came up with that elevator thing to get the bars off the window - and they all went along that pipe to get out. Brilliant, I tell you. That's why I married an engineer.


8:57 PM  
Blogger verniciousknids said...

Why is Ashlee's tongue blonde?!

10:18 AM  

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