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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, May 08, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F'S Volume 207

"Sopranos" star James Gandolfini took a tumble after his motor scooter collided with a taxi in New York, but was said to be unhurt. Gandolfini, who plays mob boss Tony Soprano on the hit HBO series, was motoring along a street in when the accident happened. He left the scene in another taxi and arranged for his squashed Italian scooter to be picked up to be fixed.

I bet that cab driver has broken kneecaps and is swimming with the fishes.



















Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend of two days is already chasing Lindsay Lohan. Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos is desperately trying to hook up with Lindsay after they partied together n Beverly Hills last weekend.
An insider told America's People magazine: "He has been calling her all the time."

I guess he got sick of dating a slutty blonde with no brains, morals who likes to party all the time and wanted a redhead....with those same qualities, just for a change.



















Victoria and David Beckham really don't have everything they want. The couple who have three sons, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, are reportedly so desperate for a daughter they have been researching ways to dictate a baby's sex.
A source told Britain's Grazia magazine: "David is really keen for Victoria to have another baby. But he wants a girl. He's found out through talking to people that you have more chance of conceiving a girl if you do things like have sex standing up on certain days of the month."

Or maybe he just wants to see his wife with some meat on her and the only way he can think of is to get the broomstick pregnant.



















Tom Cruise is trying to end his public feud with Brooke Shields. The fight started last year after Brooke recommended prescription drugs for new moms suffering from post-partum depression. Tom who is a Scientologist, is opposed to the prescription of drugs to aid depression and publicly fired off at Shields.But after the two stars found themselves in the same hospital last month - ironically becoming parents on the same day, Tom decided to make amends.
He says, "We sent her a gift and I'm really happy for her... We sent her a basket."

He sent her a basket? Let me guess....there was a case in the basket.
Get it? BASKET CASE.
Ha, ha, ha , ha, I crack myself up.



















Angelina Jolie has defended herself against allegations that she “stole” Brad Pitt from his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. She claims that Brad had already split up with Jennifer before they got together.
Angelina said, “I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. But I’ve grown too much to be hurt by what people’s opinions of my love live is. That doesn’t hurt me.I don’t read the gossip - although it is never nice when the world feels entitled to an opinion about your family.”

I don't know why everybody wants to blame Angelina. You can't really blame Brad either. He'd had to have been dead not to notice her inner and outer beauty. He'd spend a day filming with Angelina with her goodwill stories, which press conference she was going to bring awareness to, which country she was flying to, which one of her adopted children brought joy to her life..... and then go home to ho-hum Aniston who's biggest dilemma was - was she going to have to make out with Ross or Joey the next day???
See what I'm saying?? No contest.



















And...Brad Pitt has reportedly asked his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston to stop calling him after she hounded him over a film script. Prior to their divorce Pitt and Aniston’s production company Plan B had been working on a film ‘The Senators Wife’ specifically for Aniston to star in. Now the couple have split and Aniston has extremely limited interest in the company her fee for the film has been inexplicably slashed. After learning this, Jennifer called Brad to ask him to intervene.
An aide of Aniston’s allegedly told Star magazine: “Jen called Brad because she wanted to sort this wrangle out. “She is shocked that her contract has been seemingly altered and she wants Brad to intervene. Brad told Jennifer the original fee would be honoured, but he also asked her politely to ‘stop badgering’ him.

If Jennifer has "moved on" and is over Brad then she needs to stop acting like a "Single, White Female!"



















Ashlee Simpson is rumored to have gone under the knife for a new nose.
"Ashlee's thrilled with the results," said a friend. "She basically had the bump on her nose shaved down. She felt like the ugly duckling of the family compared to Jessica. "

Jessica may be prettier in some people's eyes but, Ashlee is the only one in the family who has any brains. And last time I checked Hollywood Surgeons havn't figured out how to incorporate brain transplants into their surgery regimes.













MAGAZINE SCANS
Nicole Richie in VANITY FAIR.



















A scan from STAR MAGAZINE Showing Janice Dickinson's trout lips. UGHH is right!


















Ashlee Simpson's new nose on the right. She looks like Jessica now.












Paris Hilton smoking a joint.



















A scan of Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsey.



















Mischa Barton in a new Got Milk ad. I think she looks like Paris Hilton. Only, if this was Paris that wouldn't be milk on her lip. Hee hee.



















Marilyn Manson's wife Dito Von Teese sizzles in this magazine shot.



















OUT AND ABOUT....
Just two weeks after silently popping out Tom's kid, Katie is seen at a premiere of Mission Impossible III with her hubby.



















I wonder if when she watched his new movie if she was allowed to comment on how bad it was or if she had to keep quiet.



















Johnny Depp even looks hot when he is grunged up.



















Gwen Stefani is 9 months pregnant now! She's all tummy.



















Pink performs in Asia.



















George Michael and his long time partner. I guess this guy is who George was really singing to when he wrote "I want your sex" - They were at a baby shower for Geri Halliwell (a.k.a Ginger Spice) George hosted the shower, he and Geri are good friends. (Who knew?)



















Kate Hudson goes for a dip.


















Christina Aguilera puts on a fake smile in the back seat.
I will leave this comment alone....
















VA-VA-VA-VOOM!!! Kirstie Alley looks fantastic. Not just because she lost weight, the woman is 54!!! You go girl!



















Speaking of older women who look great....Demi rushes home to Ashton after working out at the gym.



















Janet Jackson and her boyfriend Jermaine Dupris at the London Airport.



















Nick Lachey has a mischeivious smile on his face while he films a commercial.



















Denise Richards looks like all her divorce, cheating, Richie kissing, Heather battling, Charlie accusation problems are catching up with her.



















Vince Vaughn on David Letterman. David tried to get Vince to admit he and Jennifer are dating. Vince wouldn't.
















Rumor has it Britney is 4 months pregnant and baby Sean is only 5 months old. Britney Spears definitely looks like she is carrying another bun in the oven. The microwave oven...Holy crap she didn't waste anytime !!





















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