CUZ I SAID SO!

Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F'S Volume 205

Former Baywatch star Donna D'Errico has filed for divorce from husband Nikki Sixx, of Motley Crue, after nine years of marriage, reports CBS News. In 2000, the couple separated after the birth of their daughter Frankie-Jean, now 5, but D'Errico, 38, reconciled with Sixx, 48, after he completed a stint in rehab.

The only surprising part of this story is that they actually lasted nine years. That's like a silver anniversary in Hollywood!






















Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, have split, a source close to Hilton tells PEOPLE Magazine. When asked about the split, Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, says, "It is not my policy to comment on my client's private life. But I would not offer a denial."

Since when is his client's life private??? I guess Stavros finally got sick of her. Besides, why buy the cow when you don't even like how the milk tastes?



















Lindsay Lohan has always had a crush on Nick Lachey and now he's single she can't wait to meet again. Lohan has said, "You better believe, the next time I see Nick Lachey out I'm going to attack him... He's such a dog, he'd go for it."
Lachey responded to the raunchy comments by saying, "I can safely say that I don't have any interest in Lindsay Lohan... nor do I understand anyone else that does."

Turns out Lindsay's the dog...not Nick. HA HA HA HA...No offense ofcourse to any dogs who may be reading this.













Britney Spears will hold a press conference on Thursday, but even her closest friends have no idea what she's going to announce. Britney has invited selected media representatives, journalists and record industry executives to the LA Convention Center. She has not revealed what the subject matter of the press conference will be, but it is widely anticipated she will officially announce her second pregnancy.

I don't think so. She will probably reveal that she finally looked at her self in a mirror and wants to apologize to her fans.



















Jennifer Lopez thinks she is misunderstood.
J.Lo told People magazine: "They see me laughing, having a good time, and they may think, 'Oh, she's so ambitious and everything', but the thing is that I'm just a creative person."

Actually....we don't think that at all. Most people think J-Lo is famous for not being able to keep a relationship together...so please...get over yourself woman!

















Tom Cruise has allegedly signed his fiancee up to a 'Buff Brides' exercise course to help her shed some baby weight pounds before their upcoming wedding. Katie is said to be "proud' of Tom's determination to get her fit. However, Tom's efforts have failed to impress Katie's father Martin, who has blasted his future son-in-law for pushing Katie to get in shape so soon after childbirth.
He told Britain's Reveal magazine: "My daughter needs rest, relaxation, and recuperation.
Katie is already doing exercises to build up her back and shoulders and I simply can't go along with what's happening."

First she can't make a peep while a 7lb baby comes out of her virginly womb, now she is expected to be in shape at the snap of his fingers??? He really is a raving lunatic. You know why he likes his women thin, with no hips, boobs or butt? Cuz then they are men.














Celine Dion was forced to cancel nearly a week of shows at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas because of a rare ear disease. She returned to work Friday and said she is suffering from a condition known as Labyrinthitis, which could last "from a couple weeks to a year," the Las Vegas Review-Journal reports.

Soon it will discovered that along with Celine all 1,574,267 people who paid ridiculous amounts to see her perform in Vegas also have this ear disease and that is why they enjoyed the concert so much.
They are gonna want their money back. Tout Suite!














MAGAZINE SCANS
Lindsay Lohan on the cover of SEVENTEEN in the Phillipines.



















Jessica Alba in IN STYLE Magazine.



















VANITY FAIR features Anderson Cooper.



















TEEN People has Ashlee Simpson on the cover.













OUT AND ABOUT....
Christina and hubby out and about.



















Sarah Michelle Gellar plays a porn star in her next feature film. Buffy the Vampire is now Slutty the Callgirl.



















Courtney Love gives Paris Hilton tips on how to pass a drug urine test.

















Jude Law and his son Rudy try and impress the new nanny....or maybe it's just a harmless game of patty-cake.



















Jennifer Love Hewitt helps a paparrazzi who fell to get up. Stupid Jennifer...I bet this is how they get those upskirt, down shirt shots.



















Gwen Stefani carries her dog around. Soon she'll be carrying a newborn. Some doggie is going to be very very jealous....



















I take it one of these latte's are NOT for Charlie Sheen?? Unless it's the new STARBUCK'S special...arsenic chocolate delight.



















Mary Kate and Ashley at a star studded gala for fashion.



















Sienna Miller was also there. I like her better with the hair extensions.



















OH MY GOD....Sarah Jessica Parker looks HORRIBLE!!!! And I never, ever, ever thought I would say that.



















Victoria Beckham actualy looks ok in this dress....and I never ever ever thought I would say that!



















Drew Barrymore is glowing and happy.



















Marc and Jennifer also were at the event.



















The TOP 5 performed tonight....my pick to go is ELLIOT.
Although Taylor sucked too.










Tom Cruise poses with the press at the opening of his MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3 Movie. That's one thing he is good at ....posing. He's such a poser.














And a new feature....my celebrity quote.
Called....CUZ he SAID SO! Today's he is WENTWORTH MILLER.

"It's my greatest hope that in 10 to 15 years there's some casting director in Los Angeles who says, 'I need a young Wentworth Miller'."

Isn't that what we ALL need? A young Wentworth Miller?
Sigh.




















CUZ I SAID SO!!

2 Comments:

Blogger Marisa said...

LMAO! Never thought I'd have more in common with Celine Dion than the fact that my mother loves us both. But alas, I too have labyrinthitis.

http://johnwaynesdaughter.blogspot.com/2005/11/david-bowie-rescue-me.html

8:58 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

You could have worse things in common with Celine.
For example you could be married to your grandfather.

10:00 PM  

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