Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 200

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest says he and judge Paula Abdul aren't speaking to one another, meanwhile Paula says reports of a feud it's ridiculous." Ryan revealed to People magazine last week, "I don't know what the deal is. It's very awkward," he was quoted as saying.
Paula says it isn't so, "Reports of a feud are ridiculous, we are one funny dysfunctional family. There's nothing but love."

Hmmm. This is a tough one. Who do we believe..the pretty boy with the perfect blond highlights
who is afraid of coming out of the closet or the drunken jibberish talking fool?

Just days after Denise Richards obtained a temporary restraining order against ex-husband Charlie Sheen, she has been seen locking lips with Richie Sambora – the estranged husband of Denise's good friend, Heather Locklear. Denise and Richie were photographed last week kissing and holding hands. They went to a restaurant where they gazed into each other's eyes and held hands across the table. They then kissed again on the lips, according to People Magazine.

Not sure why a woman who says her ex was on the computer constantly looking at porn would be dating her friend's ex who's marriage ended because he was caught with emails and pictures he was saving from a naked fan. But, hey, who the hell am I to judge??

Paris Hilton has won an 'Ugly' award. She received the unflattering prize for her appearance in a burger TV ad in which she washes a Bentley car dressed in a skimpy bikini.

Who thinks of these stupid polls? Nicole Richie? I agree Paris is ugly but, it has nothing to do with her looks.

Kevin Federline banned wife Britney Spears from his recent concert. Kevin, who is desperate for any sort of music career played two songs from his forthcoming debut album, 'Playing With Fire'. Britney is devastated after he told her he didn't want her there cuz she would upstage him. One onlooker said: "It was a full-blown war of words. It was a very bad night for Britney. Kevin didn't want Britney overshadowing him on the red carpet. Britney fled the restaurant and raced up to her suite alone, boycotting his performance."

I think Britney is a lot smarter than she looks. She most likely had a hissy fit and brought on the argument on purpose. Let's face it she probably hears this loser rap all day long at home. She didn't need to hear it again!!!
And I must note...if you are worried that Britney Spears will "upstage" you got worse problems than we care to know about.

Eva Longoria admits to having a fault. She says, "I don't like my hands because my knuckles are too big. If I get married, I'm worried that the ring won't fit!"
Eva has also revealed she will never have plastic surgery. She told Star magazine: "I will never cut my face. I just do a lot of anti-aging things to slow the process down."

If this means she will stop moving her mouth so much to avoid wrinkles than I am all for it! All the young pretty Hollywood things say they are against surgery...until they find that cellulite, laugh line or extra layer of fat. Suddenly, surgery is a great idea.

Carmen Electra wants to have hubby Dave Navarro's babies but....not yet. She said: "I would like to have kids someday but I'm not really in a rush. We have two dogs and we have a lot of fun with them. I want to make sure that I've got everything out of my system so I can really focus on being the best mother that I can."

Good answer Carmen. Are you listening Britney????

Brangelina wants to be left alone. They recently issued this statement to the press,
"We love Africa and to be here in Namibia with our family is very special for us. To the local people who have been so kind and gracious, thank you for making us feel at home. As for the press, we kindly ask for privacy so that we can enjoy this beautiful country with our children."

The statement was signed by both Jolie and Pitt just shortly after they did this photo shoot for an interview Angelina had. I guess they only want some press to let them be?

Sir Elton John insists he hardly ever fights with 'husband' David Furnish. He explains, " We haven't had too many rows at all. He's pretty good at calming me down and I'm pretty good at cheering him up if he's in a bad way."

Ofcourse they don't fight. For two reasons. Elton is a multi millionaire so David puts up with him. Secondly, if you are allowing someone to put something in your a$$ nightly, you probably want to stay on good terms with them.

More Angelina and Brad in Africa.

Angelina and Zahara.

Braddox play together.

Braddy and baby Zahara and her cute litle kerchief.

Angelina poses with the woman who interviewed her. She is positively GLOWING.

Richie Sambora and Denise Richards making out on a balcony.

Take that Charlie Sheen! Denise goes in for the mount.

Christina Aguilera looks gorgeous as she leaves a PEPSI promo.

Carmen Electra at the airport.

Pamela Anderson lets it all hang out. I wonder how many martinis had to be "sacrificed" before this picture was taken.

Justin Timberlake is not impressed.

Lindsay Lohan has not learned from her two prior car mishaps. She is driving and NOT LOOKING at the road again. She really is a Stupid Girl.

Jennifer Lopez gets in her car.

Victoria Beckham looks like a freaking skeleton. Hubby David has to hold her up.

Brazillian soccer player Christiano Ronaldo and his girlfriend at the beach.

Pink parties it up.

Kelly Osbourne leaves a party tanked.

Britney and baby Sean poolside in Vegas where Kevin performed but, didn't let her come.

Victoria Beckham shopping. She looks like a living vampire.

Sarah Jessica Parker and hubby Matthew Broderick at one of his plays.

Sandra Bullock hangs out with bad boy husband Jessie James.

Paris serenades her boyfriend Stavros on his birthday. You call that a birthday treat? It's more like a death sentence. Good thing he is so drunk he doesn't care.

Mischa Barton and her dog. Oh I meant her new puppy not her ugly boyfriend Cisco. I hope no dogs reading this are offended. Dogs are cute. Cisco....NOT

The lass with the long flowing locks is Michelle Pfeiffer filming a movie in Scotland.

Gwen and Gavin and their bump.

Brooke Shields and her hubby just a week after she gave birth.

New father Tom is still so excited about Katie spewing out his spawn that he has graduated from jumping on couches to jumping on cars. Soon it'll be a rubber room.



Blogger Bernadette said...

Please let me clarify...Christiano Renaldo is not Brazilian. He is in fact from Madeira Island, Portugal. Yup...he's from our island. The Brazilian Renaldo is named just Renaldo and is a black Brazilian and a very good soccer player...but Christiano is a Madeirence....

9:31 AM  
Blogger hot lips said...

Holy Shit!

I gotta admit, I've never heard of this Christiano Renaldo fella before, but damn! I'd rather look at pictures of his bump than britney's bump any day!

5:49 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Yes Ben, I stand corrected - I knew he was from Madeira yet I always say he is brazillian because he used to play for Brazil he plays for Spain right??

6:27 PM  
Blogger yllwdaisies said...

Wow, 200!

About 4 months ago, Denise & Heather had painted the town red; going out for New Year's Eve together w/out either of the hubbies w/ them.

Now, that's a real betrayal if Denise & Richie have hooked up like this. I thought Denise was a decent chick too. Huh!

9:00 PM  

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