Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 199
Supermodel May Anderson has been arrested for throwing a hissy fit on a trans-Atlantic flight and hitting a male flight attendant. The model who has posed for Victoria's Secret and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, was arrested in Miami when she stepped off the flight. The allegedly intoxicated Anderson was "loud and disruptive all throughout the flight," according to police, before she "violently" struck the flight attendant.
Supermodels are lacking nutrients. Let's face it. First Naomi, now May...these girls don't need anger management they just need some carbs.
Nicole Kidman's thoughts about the birth of her ex-hubby's baby?? Nicole released a statement to the press saying, "I hope both mother and baby are doing well."
Ouch. I guess she's still mad at Tom.
Jerry Hal who was married to Mick Jagger for years and had four of his children says she has a major crush on Brad Pitt. She said: "I know everybody loves Brad, but the main reason I like him is because I love the way he looks after Angelina's kids."
I found Brad irresistable long before he was toting the orphan kids around. In fact I miss the days when I would call him my daddy.
British glamour model Jordan claims to be talented with a needle and thread and loves making clothes for her family. She has created outfits for her sons and her husband. She revealed to Heat magazine: "It only takes me 45 minutes to make a pair of trousers on the sewing machine.
"I love it!"
While you're in the sewing mood Jordan make yourself a bra will ya?
Madonna will start shows on her new tour in hopes of shocking her audiences yet again. She will debut her concert by descending from the ceiling on a giant cross. The crucifix will be made of diamonds and crystals according to The Sun.
Yikes - the Pope is going to crucify her when he hears about this!!! All that money spent on jewels to make the cross could be donated to the Catholic church. You know, that's what makes you a good Catholic. How much money you have...as long as you are sharing it with the church.
Matthew McConaughey is relieved after a judge dismissed an obsessed fan's allegations that he had drugged, raped and attempted to murder her. Ashley Moye filed the lawsuit last year claiming that Matthew had pursued her and tried to kill her, but the courts have thrown the case out of court. The crazed fan insisted that she and the actor were in a relationship when they were in their teens, but the romancing came to an end when she apparently dumped Matthew for some other guy.
Yeah, and then she woke up. Obviously this woman is crazy. She dumped Matthew for another guy?
Gillian Anderson has split up with her husband Julian Ozanne. The two married in 2004. Her spokesperson said, "At this difficult time they request that their privacy is respected. There will be no further comment."
This brings a whole new meaning to X-Files.
Paris Hilton made a potentially dangerous mistake at a party recently. She had thrown a surprise birthday bash for boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and shocked guests by jumping into her pool after a garden light had fallen in. A witness said, "Everyone was stunned. Paris was lucky she didn't get electrocuted. She thought it was hilarious. Stavros jumped in next and accidentally knocked her on the head in the process."
Hilton later treated her guests to a pole dancing session.The insider added, "Paris was so drunk she could barely hold on to the pole let alone dance."
Stavros "accidentally" knocked her in the head? My a$$. He was trying to drown her. And really, can you blame the guy??
OUT AND ABOUT...
Dita Von Teese gives herself a boost for a Magazine spread.
Marcia Cross looks fabulous in this photo shoot.
Kylie Minogue who just survived cancer out and about in her home country Australia.
Kevin Federline performed live at an L.A Nightclub on Friday night. I bet half the crowd is drunk and the other half is wearing ear plugs. And just look at his belly. I think he's the one who's pregnant!
Lindsay Lohan has all that money and still wears hole-y tights.
Nicole Richie at a ceramic shop with her boyfriend Adam making and decorating some plates. WTF is the point? She's never going to use it.
Hilary Swank walks to her car.
Halle and her supermodel boyfriend Gabriel go for a stroll.
The singer of the pussy cat dolls answers the question....How Low Can You Go???
Apparently, pretty LOW.
Speaking of the PUSSYCAT DOLLZ....wow, they have dolls out now. Why is the redheaded doll's head so big??? Except for the singer I swear these women look like transvestites.
Paris Hilton stares at herself in the mirror. No, you are not the FAIREST of them all.
Pamela Anderson's new boyfriend. She looks thrilled. Or stoned.
A sneak peek at Brad Pitt's new movie due to be released. I thought it was a photo of when he found out I was already married. You know...that's what REALLY drove him into the arms of Angelina Jolie.
The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it? Paris Hilton's mother tongues her father. EW.
You can buy a nice car, a nice house and hey, you can even buy some of your friends but, kids, take this as a lesson...you can't buy CLASS.
CUZ I SAID SO!!