Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 196
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, had a baby girl Tuesday according to Cruise's spokesperson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long. The name Suri means "princess" in Hebrew or "red rose" in Persian.
Suri is also short for suri-gate.
Brooke Shields also gave birth to her second child, a daughter named Grier Hammond Henchy, on Tuesday, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. Brooke and her husband Chris Henchy also have a daughter, Rowan, who will be 3 next month.
Ironic how both Tom and Brooke's baby born on the same day. Difference is when Brooke's kid starts screaming and driving her nuts - she'll be able to pop some pills to cope. I hope Katie has stocked up on vitamins.
Melissa Etheridge and longtime partner Tammy Lynn Michaels had an announcement of their own.
"We are thrilled to announce that Tammy is pregnant, and expecting our twins sometime around this fall," the singer and the actress say in a joint statement on Etheridge's official Web site. "To answer the obvious question: We used an anonymous donor from a bank," the statement continues.
Hey, if Tom Cruise can impregnate a woman....anything is possible.
Madonna is reportedly trying for a second baby at the age of 47. She has one daughter Lourdes and a son Rocco. She allegedly hopes another child will help strengthen the couple's reportedly ailing five-year marriage. A source is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "They are more in love than ever and having another baby will be their first priority. Although Madonna has a world tour coming up, she knows she is fit enough to be able to perform while pregnant."
Knowing Madonna her baby will be born in a purple leotard in the downward dog position. Chip off the old block.
Kevin Federline insists his marriage to Britney will never end in divorce like Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's relationship. Kevin says the couple didn't work hard enough to keep their relationship together. He explains, "My situation is different. I ain't gettin' no divorce. F**k that! "I don't believe in that s**t. Once you get married, you're in it for the fight."
You know the apocalypse is near when this loser starts giving marriage advice.
Eva Longoria is annoyed. It bothers her that all the gossip surrounding her is about her sex life when there are more important issues to think about. She says she is smart and wants people to know it. So when the media focuses on her sex life with boyfriend Tony Parker, as happened last month, Longoria gets irritated. She told Reuters,"It's annoying, absolutely. "I respect good journalism. I respect certain newspapers and certain publications, and they are just watered down by the bounty for gossip and pictures and information that is irrelevant and uninteresting."
If it bothers her so much then she should shut her trap. She is the one who tells the media she has a brazillian wax, a million vibrators and blah blah blah. The only reason she is trying to redeem herself is because she recently blabbed to the press that she is Tony's teacher when it comes to the bedroom and many of his family members thought that was in horrible taste.
Victoria Beckham celebrated her 32nd birthday last night at her home in Madrid. The lavish celebration was organised by her husband David who flew in chefs, flowers and alcohol for the occasion. Guests were treated to a $400.00 -a- head meal consisting of 11 courses from grilled sea bass, and salmon salad, to sorbet and exotic fruits.
I wonder if Victoria finally caved and ate a crumb of her birthday cake. Then again, when this is your husband...isn't EVERYDAY your birthday? Sigh.
Tight security at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Namibian hotel is fuelling rumours they are about to marry. Angelina told her squad of body-guards to keep everyone off the beach, which angered the locals. The couple have been seen visiting private lodges that specialize in beach weddings. Relatives are expected to join them within days.
An insider said: "We've heard Brad Pitt's brother Doug is flying out and some of her family, too. Everyone's wondering if they're going to get married here before the baby's born."
Or...they got a great family discount on an African safari tour.
Mary J. Blige says she has found religion, but she makes no apologies for her materialism. In fact, she says her many expensive things are God's will. She explains, “My God is a God who wants me to have things. He wants me to bling."
What an ignorant statement. People are starving in the world who are also God's children and they don't have bling. Heck, they don't need ice....they'd be happy with a bowl of rice. I really don't like Mary at all and this ain't helping her cause. Besides, since when did she start looking like Star Jones??
Mischa Barton in an ad for BEBE.
Nicole Richie graces the cover of U.K's GLAMOUR Magazine.
More Nicole inside the magazine.
Jennifer Lopez in HARPER'S BAZAAR.
You'd think she would be sick of wearing white by now.
Liv Tyler also featured in HARPERS BAZAAR. She has amazing features.
And I love this striking photo of Liv.
Avril Lavigne looks bored stiff as she attends a function with boyfriend Derek.
Kimora Lee Simmons getting a pedicure in ....gasp...champagne. How unnecessary. Oprah doesn't even rub it in like this. What a moron this woman is.
Gwen Stefani who is normally funky and stylish has dissapointed me in her pregnancy. Where's her creative edge? Don't get me wrong, she is queen of fashion compare to Britney's poor maternity choices....I dunno, just expected some real fun maternity wear from Gwen.
Jennifer Garner ignores the paparrazzi.
Nicole Richie wanders around L.A.
Kate Moss and her blurred out daughter Lily. That's a switch. Usually mommy's the one who's in a blur.
Matt Damon and his very pregnant wife Luciana. Holy crap everyone's so fertile in Hollywood these days.
Kylie Minogue out in Australia.
Christina Aguilera makes a weird face.
The peculiar Hogan family.
Eva Longoria on MTV.
Carmen Electra goes shopping.
Carmen seen later at the SCARY MOVIE 4 premiere.
Helena Christenson on the beach.
Scarlet Johansson whoops it up in the great outdoors.
Another reason I love Kelly Clarkson. A healthy body and a healthy appetite.
Lindsay Lohan looks like a toddler.
PRISON BREAK recaps.
Is that a gun or is he just happy to see me?
CUZ I SAID SO!!