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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 191

When Britney and Kevin realized that Sean Preston, had been sleeping more than usual, they rushed him to the hospital. Just six days earlier, the 7-month-old had taken a major fall from his high chair, a tumble that had his parents worried that he might have been seriously injured. They soon discovered he had a minor skull fracture and a blood clot. And the doctors weren't the only ones to take notice! The next day, Children and Family Services began looking into the incident. Child welfare officials and a sheriff's deputy visited the home of Britney Spears but declined to say whether they were investigating.

Not good. Don't high chairs have buckles or something to secure babies in? Maybe Papa was feeding the kid and was high in his chair (if you know what I mean) and he couldn't react fast enough to grab the falling child. Negligence? Only these two and their six nannies know the truth. Besides, a fractured skull could just be something the kid inherited from his parents at birth right?












Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband. In the lawsuit filed, J-Lo alleged that Ojani Noa violated a confidentiality agreement by distributing the manuscript of his book to publishers, the syndicated television show "The Insider" reported. She is seeking a restraining order to keep the manuscript from becoming public.

This woman is in movies, has her own clothing line, sings, has a perfume line, clothing line, produces albums and yet still finds the time to sue one of her ex husbands. Why isn't she running the country?? She's not my favorite person but, she gets $hit done and sounds like nobody messes with her.









Madonna's father in law, Guy Ritchie's dad, is dishing about the supposed troubled marriage of his son. He told Closer magazine: "It's the children that will keep them together. The children are everything to them. You can never know that things will work, but they do seem to be fitting into each other a lot more."

Something tells me Guy's dad won't be invited to Easter dinner. Just a hunch.








Eva Longoria has added an inch of muscle to her bum in just two months. The 'Desperate Housewives' star has thanked her personal trainer for her new and improved rear. She is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "With all the lunges and squats and leg presses, I've gained an inch of muscle in my butt."

Her butt will never be as big as her mouth no matter how many squats she does. She doesn't need a bigger butt, she makes a huge ass of herself everytime she talks does an interview.













Nicole Richie has a wild new pet - an exotic Bengal cat. She is set to pick up her new feline friend any day now and admits she is thrilled with her new four-legged companion.
She is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "They are beautiful. They have long tails and are spotty. I'd have a houseful if I could."

Besides, now that she doesn't hang around Lindsay Lohan anymore and needs someone else to eat all the food on her dinner plate so nobody gets suspicous that she has an eating disorder.













Carmen Electra is in trouble with Max Factor after straddling a gadget on Howard Stern's radio show and claiming she could have had an orgasm from its vibrations. Her antics did not impress bosses at Max Factor, who previously issued her with a strict set of rules regarding her behaviour. Carmen is reportedly shocked at the company's reaction. She said: "I thought I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything vulgar. It was a chair, I sat on a vibrating chair."

Carmen's right. Sitting on a vibrating chair on Howard Stern is very innocent. How could anyone perceive this as being offensive and lude?
Sheesh. Stupid Carmen.













Eminem is planning on making a comeback but, first he wants to lost some weight. He recently told Complex Magazine, "I went through a little slacking phase. So, I eat some nachos, and drink a Mountain Dew, and then I go hit the gym 'cause I just know I f**ked up."

I'm finally hip. For the first time I "feel" what Eminem is talking about.














MAGAZINE SCANS
The big Britney story about Sean's "fall" in STAR Magazine.













Hilary Duff poses for the cover of OCEAN DRIVE Magazine.













Denise Richards poses with daughter Lola.













Kate Hudson and her son Ryder. That kid needs a haircut.













Giselle is perfect for the Brazillian Edition of GQ Magazine.














On the set of Prison Break.














OUT AND ABOUT
Ellen and Portia go shopping.













Pink and her hubby Carey go for a stroll.













Ashton Kutcher looks very handsome at an event for Tiffany and Co.














Nicole Richie looks tired and worn on the set of Simple Life.













I am not entirely convinced Jake Gyllenhaal was "acting" in Brokeback Mountain. Who's his cute "friend?"











Lisa Rinna's loved one's need to have an intervention with her about her lips. Seriously, how much collagen does one person need? Save some for the rest of Hollywood. Plastic surgery hog!













Ben, Jen and baby Violet.













Carmen Electra munches on a big pretzel. Knowing her she will probably demonstrate how she can contort her firm body into the shape of a pretzel after she eats it. After all, you are what you eat right?













New daddy Chris Martin probably going to visit Gwyneth and new baby Moses.













Cameron and Justin seem to be having a ball at the Laker's game.













Ashlee Simpson didn't steal your boyfriend. That's her boyfriend. She seems smitten.













I shudder to think what kind of influence Kate Moss is on Lindsay Lohan these days...













Mariah Carey makes a splash in the Carribean.









Nicole Kidman grabs a cup of java with a buddy.













Paris Hilton dresses like this to go to a night club and I wouldn't be surprised if she goes grocery shopping like this. This is her on her way to Hugh Hefner's 80th birthday party where the attire was "Pajamas".













Here's the birthday boy. Geriatic boy that is. Hugh and his three girlfriends. I really don't know how he tells them apart, they all look the same to me. Maybe he goes by their breasts. Saline is Kendra. Natural is Bridgette and Silicone is Holly.

2 Comments:

Blogger hot lips said...

If I died and could come back to earth as any human being, it would be Hugh Hefner.

10:39 AM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Interesting. I think I would come back as a dog.

With me as the owner.

12:15 PM  

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