Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, March 20, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 176

In this week's Life & Style Magazine a report notes that after months of speaking only through their lawyers, Nick and Jessica recently began speaking to each other again. It's left Jessica realizing that she may have made a mistake by ending their three-year marriage. “We were happy,” Jessica told a friend. But after reports surfaced that each had cheated, she noted, “We did one thing after another to get even with each other. There really was nothing we couldn’t have worked out, but I just didn't try.”

Oh please. She wants him back because she doesn't want to pay him alimony. I have about as much sympathy for Jessica as I do for Jennifer Aniston. And by now, you gotta know know that means NONE.

Nicole Richie offended a family during taping of "The Simple Life" by asking an 11-year-old boy, in graphic language, if she looked attractive. The boy was playing basketball in the driveway of his home. Nicole, pushing a baby carriage, approached and questioned the child about how she looked, using a profane word. Two camera operators and another crew taped the exchange.
The boy's father refused the crew's request that he sign a release giving them the right to use the clip with his son. Instead he complained to the show's production company.

What a stupid thing for Nicole to do. If a grown man said the same thing to an 11 year old girl would that be deemed appropriate for television?? What a double standard! I find it revolting and don't see how she could find any humor in this. Then again, Nicole hasn't eaten a carb in God knows how long and studies prove that carbs are food for the brain. That explains everything.

Kevin Federline has chopped off his hair for a charity that makes wigs for cancer patients.
A spokesperson said, "He just chopped of 10 inches of his hair for Locks Of Love."

There is only one thing Kevin needs to get snipped and I doubt it's ten inches. If he wants to do something humane for this planet he should of got that done!

In an interview in Allure magazine's Eva Longoria has revealed both her and her boyfriend Tony Parker's sexual histories. She told the mag, "He's only been with one other person in his life before me. I'm the experienced one. I'm the teacher, especially about love. He's always telling me he's never met anyone who loves the way I do."

I bet he's never met anyone who blabs the way she does too. She tells the press every little detail about her sex life!!

Victoria Beckham is going to spend thousands of pounds on a makeover for her teeth. Apparently Mrs Beckham is so ashamed of her molars she rarely bares them in public. A friend told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Victoria is convinced her teeth look horsey. She says her sunglasses are the best way to take people's eyes away from them.She is so self-conscious that she has developed her pout as a way of covering up her toothy look, but she wants to change this very slowly, as she feels the pout makes her an object of continual ridicule."

Maybe I've underestimated Victoria. It must be really hard to be married to David Beckham and not have a silly perma-grin on your face 24 hours a day!

Paris Hilton is still on a man hunt even though she is dating Greek billionaire Stavros Niarchos. According to witnesses at a recent Hollywood bash, Paris definitely is looking. A source told the New York Post newspaper: "She was overheard asking event staffers if Olympic skier Jeremy Bloom was coming to the bash because her 'friend' had a crush on him. When he didn't turn up she asked a friend, 'Are there any hot guys here? I need a hot guy'."

I guess this photo was taken when it was still early in the night. Paris is in the FRONT seat of the car.

Is Demi Moore pregnant? Rumors she is expecting her fourth child began after she was seen buying tiny outfits at a baby boutique.
A source is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "Demi was with a female friend looking at baby clothes and she was rubbing her tummy as most women would in the early stages of pregnancy."

It's also possible she was shopping for a friend's baby and happened to have gas or indigestion but, that wouldn't sell tabloids so they don't tell you that version.

Angelina Jolie is the woman most lesbians want to have sex with. She has been voted the ultimate girl-on-girl fantasy, by readers of gay magazine Diva. The magazine reports: "She's our undisputed dream-girl sending pulses racing and sales rocketing every time she graces the magazine."
Angelina beat gay actress Portia De Rossi (Ellen DeGenere's girlfriend) and Sharon Stone to the top spot. Other celebrities who made the list were Gina Gershon, Jodie Foster, Queen Latifah, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek and Drew Barrymore.

Angelina came in first in the straight men's poll, the gay men's "which woman would you do" poll, the straight women "if you had relations with a woman..." Poll and now she comes in first in the lesbian questionairre. Wouldn't it be easier to just poll the planet and ask "Who wouldn't want to have sex with Angelina?"

Lindsay Lohan says she wants to surprise everyone with a quickie wedding in Vegas, just like Britney Spears.
She gushed, "Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a 'Vegas' and get married just to get married and see what it's like for a minute?"

Isn't that what all the other celebrity couples do? Why should Lindsay be any different? Now if she could only quit saying stupid things to the press. So we could see what it would be like to not have her in this blog. If only for a minute......

Supermodel Adriana Lima recently told GQ Magazine that she is a virgin and is saving herself for marriage. When asked how past boyfriends have responded to her decision, Adriana revealed, " I don’t care. They have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me. I have just three boyfriends in my life. "

And then she poses inside GQ like this. She may be a virgin "technically" but, I am pretty sure this position is between third base and a home run...if that guy on the bottom makes one move it's all over. And with two guys! Even though they are probably gay....that's not the point.

Tom Cruise stopped an episode of 'South Park' that mocks him. He threatened to refuse to promote 'Mission Impossible 3' if the show was aired. The now infamous episode of the cartoon 'Trapped in the Closet' pokes fun at the actor's Scientology beliefs and shows the actor literally trapped in a closet. The show, which was first aired last November, was set to be repeated on Comedy Central. The channel is owned by US media giant Viacom, which is the studio behind the latest 'Mission Impossible' sequel.

Tom promotes his own MISSION IMPOSSIBLE every time he is seen with pregnant Katie. Nobody believes that's his kid except him.

According to reports, Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher were seen out on a dinner date. And according to a friend, it wasn't their first outing. One of Teri’s pals told InTouch, "Teri really adores Ryan. She feels really comfortable around him. Ryan is looking to settle down and get serious."

Yes. Settle down right away to put those gay rumors to rest. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Who better to settle down with than a Desperate Housewife? Besides, Katie Holme's is taken.

YAY!!!Prison Break returns with an all new episode Monday @ 8/7c on FOX. If you don't know what you're missing, FOX is airing a Prison Break marathon (noon to 7 ET/PT) on Sunday. Or if you never heard of it but, wanna see more of this guy....then tune in!!

The pussycat dolls are on the cover of ESQUIRE. This begs the question. If this is what all-girl groups are wearing these are the hookers wearing?

STAR Magazine poses the question..."How much does a Hollywood body cost?"
To see bigger photo, click on the picture.

Madonna does her pretzel moves for BAZAAR magazine.

Lindsay Lohan looks like her hand is stuck in her hair in COSMOPOLITAN.

Adriana Lima on the cover of GQ.

ENTERTAINMENT Magazine is one purchase I may have to make. Not only are the PRISON BREAK hunks on the cover but, also an article on one of my fave show's inside...GREY'S ANATOMY.

Here's Kevin's new "do".

Would you believe that Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafucco have reunited? No, not as a couple but, in as "I am sorry I shot your wife in the head but, I was young and stupid and now I've done my time so forgive me" ...sort of way.....I didn't recognize either of them.

Beyonce and Jay-Z at a knicks game. Beyonce is trying to look all self righteous but, you just know she is wishing she wore another pair of shoes. Like say something comfortable?

Madonna's horsing around again.

The only thing funnier about Paris Hilton being a catwalk model is the look on Tara Reid's face (she's in the audience...classic!) Click to enlarge.

Mary Kate and a friend on the beach. She scares me here. It's like something out of a horror movie!! Beware the hooded creature.

Matthew McConaughy and Penelope Cruz only have eyes for each other. For now anyways.

Jessica Alba leaving the last place she needs to be at.
The gym.

Yikes. Who would be so demented to get a tattoo of none other than Tori Spelling on his arm?

It's her boyfriend. The guy who left his wife and kids for Tori. Yep, karma's a bitch. That tattoo ain't ever coming off. I guarantee it'll last a hell of a lot longer than their relationship!

Tom must of just saw the paparrazzi and said to Katie, "Quick! Kiss me, pretend you love me..NO!!! I told you...NO TONGUE!"

Giselle Bunchen used to date Leonardo Di Caprio. Now she is dating this guy. His name is Ron Burke. He's a multi, multi billionaire. And they say money can't buy supermodels.

Nicole Richie is either praying to Buddha or drying her nail polish. Hard to tell which.

Daddy Colin Farrell takes his son for a spin.

Carmen and Dave out shopping. Rumor has it their marriage is in trouble. Can't be true. You simply can't shop with someone you hate.

No wonder Alanis Morissette's music is no longer bitter. This is her fiance Ryan Reynolds. Nice abs!

Photographers get a pic of Jennifer Aniston in Aspen with Vince Vaughn.

Jessica Simpson out and about in Washington.

Britney returns from having lunch with friends. Lunch for two??? Hmmm. Time will tell.

Gwen and Gavin enjoy a tennis match.

Gwen gets "caught up" as she's leaving.

Did I mention PRISON BREAK is back Monday night??? Come home to mama Scofield!



Blogger verniciousknids said...

Your cattiness today was highly entertaining...thanks for the smiles!

7:20 PM  
Blogger greg said...

If a grown man said to an 11 year old girl the same thing nicole ritchie said, he would be in JAIL.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Verniciousknids...your welcome, thanks for visiting again!

Greg - Yeah I know. How does she get away with saying crap like that??? Unless the boy mistook skinny no hip Nicole for ANOTHER small boy.

8:38 PM  
Blogger yllwdaisies said...

I love how're you absolutely dead-on about so many things:
Jessica Simpson
Nicole Richie
Ryan Seacrest

Also, I thought of you last week & Mon, knowing how much you were anticipating the return of Prison Break!

5:10 PM  

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