Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 174

Rumors were swirling around the Internet on Tuesday, claiming that actor-comedian Will Ferrell had died. According to a story posted online, Will had died in a freak para-gliding accident. The story claimed that Will was killed when a "freak wind gush basically blew him and his companion towards a wooded area where they lost control before crashing into the trees."
However, Access Hollywood has confirmed the story is false and Will is alive, well and shooting his next movie.

What a crazy story! Will will find a joke in this somewhere I am sure. I should say Will shall find a joke.

Teri Hatcher doesn't diet and claims she is addicted to junk food. She says she eats whatever she wants and never gains weight. She said: "I'm not a dieter. I don't believe in dieting or any kind of thinking like that. I can have pizza and I can have pie, or red wine.
The ‘Desperate Housewives' star also says it drives her crazy when people criticize her because of her slim frame.

She could be telling the truth. I know two people off the top of my head who are addicted to junk food and look like this. Then again, they are ten year old boys.

More 'Desperate Housewives' news. The show is getting set to shock fans with a lesbian storyline. Marcia Cross' character Bree Van De Kamp is to fall for another woman and rumours are rife former 'Sex And The City' star Kim Cattrall is being lined up to play the redhead's gay lover. However, the controversial plot could prove to be difficult for Cross to film as she has been plagued by rumours about her own sexuality over the last year.

The only woman I could ever see Bree swapping saliva with is herself. What other women could meet her high expectations of impeccable hygiene, wrinkle free lingerie and crisp colour coordinated bedwear? Mind you, she's a wino these days so I guess her standards have been lowered.

Madonna has reportedly given Guy Ritchie a curfew. She wants him back in the house by 11pm at night. She has allegedly laid out a string of ground rules her husband must abide by according to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper. Including, must
spend at least three evenings a week at home and can't drink more than three pints of beer at night.

But, she can rub up male and female's dancer's bodies while gyrating in a leotard?

Singer Sting paid a recent visit to a strip club. Normally, he takes his wife Trudie Styler with him but, she was not there. He was enjoying quiet time in the Executive Club, when his fun was interrupted by a drunken bachelor party. One club patron told New York Post newspaper: "A bouncer came over to my drunken crowd to tell us to stay away from him, saying something to the effect of, 'Yes, that is Sting, but he wants to be left alone.'"
Sting, who is rumoured to ask dancers to keep their clothes on when lapdancing for him was later spotted being led away to a private room by a long-legged blonde stripper.

He asks them to keep their clothes on? Isn't that like paying for a pedicure but, leaving your socks on? I don't get it but, knowing Sting there's some type of tantric logic to it all.

Jennifer Lopez has split up again. No, not with her husband, with her hairdresser. J-Lo has ditched regular stylist Oribe, who charges $10,000-a-day for his services. However, sources close to J.Lo deny there has been any rift and insists the two parted company amicably.
One insider said, "There was no fight - she just stopped using him."

And judging form these was a long time coming!

Word is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have gotten married alreadly. Eight months ago. One of Scientology's chaplains married the couple early last July in a ceremony at sea, according to The National Enquirer. Their rings apparently were emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols during a Caribbean cruise. (They supposedly wear their rings only at church functions.) After the ceremony, the couple walked across a tiny bridge — a Scientology symbol for the journey to "total freedom."

Yes because Katie seems to have total freedom. (As Tom grabs hold of her neck)
Tom's publicist denied this story and says they are not married.

Supposed guests at TomKat's wedding were apparently questioned about the event but, refused comment.

Scarlett Johansson for L'Oreal. I guess she's worth it.

Jessica Alba in Britain's edition of FHM.

Jennifer Aniston poses and blabs to VOGUE magazine.

Supermodel Adrian Lima in GQ Magazine.

Nick Lachey at a TEEN People event.

Christina Aguilera slaps a dancer's butt as she performs for a bliionaire's private party in Russia.

Angelina preparing for a flying lesson in Germany. She's getting farther along in her pregnancy now...can she still reach the cockpit??? (That's how she got pregnant in the first place....hee hee think about it.)

And later...the Pitt-Jolie's leave Germany to go back to Paris.

Heidi Klum gets some HUGGIES for her baby....unless of course Seal has some sick fetish?

Wonder if Heidi and Denise Richards ran into each other at the grocery store? (as if there is only one in L.A...Duh)

Gwen Stefani goes shopping.

Madonna and her children.

Pamela Anderson and new boyfriend Laurence Hillier.

Rapper Kellis at a party.

Cute pic of Kelly Osbourne and her daddy. Otherwise known as the bloody prince of *8%$#!& darkness

Nicole Richie in a bold dress.

And later changes to go out with on/off/on/off/on/on/off/on again boyfriend Adam.

Paris Hilton always makes sure she makes an entrance and this $450,000 Car is no exception

Paris meets her mom and sister for lunch.

Nicole and Keith out for a bite.

Remember when Olivia Newton John was HOPELESSLY DEVOTED to John Travolta? Now she's just devoted to her plastic surgeon. YIKES.

Pink arriving at a bash.

And Pink gets the party started with a friend who looks a heck of a lot like a young Madonna.

Darryl Hannah at a BINGO charity event with Cisco Adler and his girlfriend Mischa Barton. Where are the trolls and creepy good luck trinkets? Cisco does have a big dabber doesn't he?



Blogger Dawn said...

I love that quote by Jennifer Anniston on the magazine spread "Life is tough. Wear a helmet." How about a mouth guard? You know, so she stops talking! What is up with her? She wants to move on but her interviews are all stuck in the same place.

12:24 AM  
Blogger yllwdaisies said...

I though Cisco & Mischa broke up. He's so gross.

Also, that's the 2nd time I saw Pam Anderson in that head-to-toe green. Doesn't she have a stylist? Or, a mirror?

9:54 AM  
Blogger verniciousknids said...

Well spotted pic of 80s Madonna - uncannily similar!

11:18 AM  
Blogger hot lips said...

...a big dabber...ha ha ha

12:17 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

Ay caramba. Here we go again with Brad, Angie and the kids. Where the hecka re they going now? Its kinda like that game we used to play as kids "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" Now its "Where in the world are the movie stars and the orphans?"


3:42 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

I love when you guys comment. Makes me all mushy inside.

Dawn - You're a friggin genius. A mouth guard for Aniston. I'm impressed. That was a good one!

Yllwdaisies - Yes Cisco is nasty looking I agree. Yes Pamela wore green before - not this same hideous jumpsuit but, yet another hideous one. Good eye!

Vernicious - Can you tell I was an 80's freak? Love Madonna. Well, her music anyhow.

Hot Lips - I knew you would appreciate the big dabber comment. Big daddy/big dabber...see how you are wearing off on me?

Nadia - I know, I post the brangelina's a lot but, hey despite what everyone's opinions are they are doing more for mankind than any of us are and certainly have used their fame for more worth than say Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Tara Reid. I stick to my guns.

8:44 PM  
Blogger TangentArifa said...

Hey Linda, I am on your side about Brangelina! Every which way you turn it's celebs and wannabe celebs saturating the media with absolutely no purpose. If Angelina et al can bring exposure to world crises then keep it coming!

BTW, I loved the TomKat wedding guest caption!

9:11 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

Name the charities and or causes that Brad and Angie support or are drawing attention to. My point exactly. They arent accomplishing nearly as much as most people think they are. I stick to my guns too! You want a humanitarian. I can name one. Mother Teresa.

But seriously, I'm not unimpressed with their efforts, its just that with the attention of the tabloids being on the relationship and not on what they are trying to accomplish, they cant accomplish anything - so go home with your kids and raise them properly. Put your energies into creating 3 wonderful human beings that will go forward and be good upstanding people in the world. Why cart them all over the place here and there when nothing that you are doing is getting any attention and photogs just want to see how big yuor belly is getting or if you and Brad are holding hands this week?


11:31 AM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

The reason Angelina's work is not known about is because she does not brag or self promote.

Here are some things she has been part of as UN Ambassador. More than anything I've ever done or anyone I know.

11:39 AM  

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