Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 172
Sarah Jessica Parker has ruled out a 'Sex And the City' film.The actress, who played Carrie Bradshaw in the hitseries, insists she has no intention of reuniting with her co-stars - Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon - for a movie based on the show. Sarah claims a big-screen adaptation would be impossible to shoot because the production team destroyed the old sets.
What sets? When these girls weren't at a bar they were in bed with whoever they picked up at the bar. How hard could it be to find a bar stool and a bed?
Sean Connery, the original 007 has undergone successful surgery to remove a kidney tumor. The operation took place several weeks ago in New York and Connery is recuperating at his home in the Bahamas. Britain's Sunday Times newspaper interviewed the actor who revealed in an interview that he had been "opened in five places," including--a torture even Bond never endured--"a tube up my d--k."
The tumour was benign. Sean is recovering and will be 100%. I guess you could say he was shaken but, not stirred.
Lindsay Lohan swears she doesn't have as much sex as the tabloids would have you believe. The actress said, "Sleeping around is not something that interests me, but the act of love is an amazing thing. It's groovy. You've gotta have some fun and let those emotions out."
Oh great. First she's gabbing about her sex life and now she's bought a new camera. I smell a "leaked" out celebrity sex tape coming.
Michael Douglas certainly has some opinions about celebrity romances. "I don't know about Brad Pitt," says Douglas, "leaving that beautiful woman [Jennifer Aniston] to go hold orphans for Angelina [Jolie]. I mean how long is that going to last?"
HELLO! Michael left his wife for the much younger Catherine Zeta-Jones and they have two children together. What's he trying to say? It was ok for him cuz his ex was ugly?? Can you say HYPOCRITE!
Rumor has it that Kimberly Stewart (Rod's daughter) went to a spa in Beverly Hills for a pedicure on the weekend. Only - when she off her shoes the pedicurist refused to service her. Apparently her feet stunk so bad that the pedicurist refused to do her toes . . . or anybody else's for the rest of the day.
She just looks stinky all over even when she's supposedly cleaned up. And for the record I would rather be a celebrity and have bad press about a rumored affair than bad press about having stinky feet.
People....tip your pedicurists!!!!!
Paris Hilton has broken her toe! She is suffering because her toe is swollen, yet her main complaint is that she is unable to wear her high heeled shoes! The swelling is so bad she can barely get her shoes on, let alone walk in them.
Paris says, "How am I going to wear my Jimmy Choo's?"
Paris broke her toe? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Britney Spears has had it with her husband's spending habits. Apparently he is now on a budget. According to a source, "Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount of money for personal use like clothing, nightclubs, booze and day-to-day activities. Any big items - cars, or trips that go over allowance need to be approved by Brit herself."
I found the problem! No condom allowance. Heck, get a condom dispenser put right in the bedroom....right by the bed, or the trailer, or the gas station...wherever these two procreate. (Yikes, just got a shiver up my back)
Jennifer Aniston doesn't want you to feel sorry for her. She recently told Vogue Magazine,
"Don't make me your victim. It makes my skin crawl."
Of her former husband's relationship with Angelina Jolie, which often has Aniston being mentioned in press reports: "I'm so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle."
I wish she was part of the REAL Bermuda Triangle!!! Isn't that the place where people go and just vanish into thin air....NEVER to return????
Pamela Anderson, who is an adamant PETA campaigner, was at a party thrown by Elton John recently when she was approached by a fan. The admirer was wearing a fur coat and was overheard telling Pammy she was her biggest fan, but the blonde actress abruptly interrupted her, saying: "But you're wearing fur!"
According to reports, the woman tried to get closer to the sexy star to explain herself, but Pammy stepped back, to get away from her unwanted admirer.As the woman stepped towards her again, Pammy let out a disgusted shriek and ran off.
Any fan of Pamela's would know two things about her. Well, besides those.
They would know she is an animal lover and would never ever condone anyone wearing a few coat! Stupid "FAN"!
Ozzy Osbourne has revealed he can't have sex with wife Sharon - even after having four Viagra tablets. According to The Sun he said: "I can't do it. I'm on anti-depressants. I take four Viagra and it doesn't work! It doesn't do anything! If I get off anti-depressants I go mad. When you first have a relationship, you're like rabbits. We've done it so many times, it's f***ing boring."
I know you think that is mean of him to say but, trust me....I think Sharon is the one having the last laugh here! She's off the hook from ever having to fornicate with the babbling old fool ever again!
Nicole Richie on TATTER mag
More Nicole going for a spin
Michelle Williams poses for VANITY FAIR.
Angelina is the cover girl for U.K'S version of MARIE CLAIRE.
Eva Longoria is ALLURE- ing.
OUT AND ABOUT
Nope, this ain't a porno shoot. It's the set of Mariah Carey's new video for the song, "Say Something"
Oh Lord. My worst fears have come true!
I do have something in common with Britney Spears!!! YIKES.
Christina and her hubby share a tender moment.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have breakfast.
Jennifer Aniston tries to cover her face as she walks along with Vince Vaughn
HOGANS gone wild! Brooke Hogan (Hulk's 16 year old daughter) dirty dances with her mother Linda.
Papa Ashton takes two of his step daughters out for a bite to eat.
Jake and his dogs out for a walk. In this case a "carry"and a walk.
Tom Cruise unties his bride to be from the dungeon and takes her out in the daylight. OH My!
Nicole Richie on the set of THE SIMPLE LIFE.
Halle Berry says HELLO!
Gavin takes a picture of his beautiful pregnant wife Gwen.
Colin Farrell on the set of a film.
More Britney in Hawaii with her baby. Still no hat, sunscreen on the kid!
Who's that masked celebrity all covered in a hood and wearing big sunglasses? Why of course it's Paris Hilton. Why is she trying to cover up you ask?
Cuz she is leaving this building. AHA!! She's been caught!! She swears she has never had work done. My a$$!
CUZ I SAID SO!