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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, March 13, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 171

Harrison Ford is said to have proposed to girlfriend Calista Flockhart in a sneaky manner. He apparently hid a huge diamond ring in a bakery bag while the pair enjoyed their breakfast coffee and croissants.
A source claimed: "When Calista reached in the bag she found a gorgeous two-carat diamond from Tiffany's."

I know this is supposed to be romantic but, everytime a man hides a ring in food it freaks me out. What if she swallows it? There's only one way you're gonna see that ring again....and I don't care how many carats it is...that is nasty.













Christina Aguilera has sparked rumours she's pregnant by insisting she's all out to realise her dreams of becoming a young mother.The 25-year-old married music executive Jordan Bratman last year and now she has her sights firmly set on parenting.She tells Britain's Elle magazine: "I always knew I wanted to be a young mother. When I know what I want, I go for it."

She does realize that it's not wise to bleach your hair when your pregnant? Not that it's stopping Gwen Stefani or anyone else in Hollywood. Well, except Britney who let her roots grow through but, that wasn't for the baby's safety - she was just lazy.













In an interview with Best Life magazine, Dennis Quaid revealed he battled anorexia in the mid-1990s. It started when he shed 40 lbs. for his role in the film Wyatt Earp.. The film portrayed a character who was dying of tuberculosis - Quaid lost the weight to capture the gaunt look of a man near death.
He says, "My arms were so skinny that I couldn't pull myself out of a pool," Quaid admits, describing what he suffered from as "manorexia."
"I was obsessed with what I was eating, how many calories it had and how much exercise I'd have to do."

Now he's recovered and married to this younger blonde who once posed for Playboy. You can guess there is probably only ONE form of excercise he's obsessed with now!










Pop star Pink told new! magazine:
"People often refer to me as fat, and it has taken a long time for me to come to terms with that. I have the same thoughts as everybody else. But I'm athletic, strong, fit and healthy."

If this is considered fat no wonder even the men in Hollywood have eating disorders.













Catherine Zeta-Jones says her husband Michael Douglas doesn't understand her love of fashion.
She says, "Michael still can't understand. 'How many black dresses does one woman need? I try and explain they are different black dresses. One is a Dolce, one a Versace etc -but, he says they're still black dresses."

If I were Catherine I would remind Michael that I too were a successful actor and if I wanted to spend my money on a million black dresses. So be it. Don't all Viagra pills look the same?












Paris Hilton is said to be in talks about being made into a cartoon character for an episode of the Simpsons. The show's creator Matt Groening said: "It could be a good show."

Finally! Paris may play a character with some depth. I wouldn't hold my breath though, she will most likely just repeat over and over and over "That's Hot"
And that's ANNOYING.













Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina admits she has been left in tears by her daughter's smoking. The worried mother says she has tried to get her daughter to quit.
She said, "You think I like it? No. I cry to her. I told her, 'You have to stop smoking. You have asthma. You could die'."
She added to America's Seventeen magazine: "I can tell her to stop, but I'm her mother. Does anyone listen to their mother at 19?"

No they don't but, they especially don't listen to their mother when mom goes out clubbing, drinking and partying with them.









And someone who swore they would never touch a cigarette again...Brad Pitt is a smoker again. In Touch Weekly Magazine reports that onlookers were stunned when they saw Brad puffing away on cigarettes at a posh café in Paris. Earlier reports had noted that Brad had quit smoking for the sake of Angelina Jolie's children. Angelina doesn't like him smoking around four-year-old Maddox and baby Zahara. But apparently she is being supportive. A friend revealed earlier to People Magazine: "Angelina wraps him up in love and comfort and he just calms down."

He could quit forever and ever. In my opinion, he'll always be SMOKING!!!!
Sigh.









It looks like Jennifer Aniston's divorce from actor Brad Pitt did leave a few scars. Her latest "don't feel sorry for me" comment was,
"I think fidelity is very important in marriage. It's men who usually do the cheating - that's a very general statement, but I'm sure if we did a poll it would turn out it was more men than women."

I firmly believe that Jen takes role after boring movie to ensure she is constantly being interviewed so that she can get her digs at Brad. Ok, he left you for another woman. We get it.
I am starting to see why. Seriously, anyone else find this woman annoying?









Sarah Jessica says she regrets being married to actor Matthew Broderick because she thinks he should be with someone else. She explains, "I feel bad that he's not on the market. I love him so much. He's just getting to his prime and I'm holding him back. Every now and then I see him with a woman and she's really smart and beautiful and I'm like, 'God, they have great chemistry. They'd be great together.'"

I bet Brad Pitt is keeping himself that he didn't marry Sarah Jessica Parker before he worked on Mr and Mrs Smith with Angelina!









MAGAZINE SCANS
Joaquin Phoenix channels Johnny Cash one more time for a magazine spread.













Salma Hayek graces the cover of Town & Country Magazine.













More beautiful Salma













Scarlet Johansson on the cover of SUNDAY TIMES STYLE.













Heidi Klum boosts herself up for Max Magazine.













Marilyn Mason's wife Dita Von Teese makes the cover of VEGAS Magazine.













And has a boudoir photo shoot inside









Most celebrities would be offended if they were asked to be on the cover of "HOLLYWOOD DOG" Magazine. Not Jennifer Love Hewitt.













Ashlee Simpson in JANE Magazine.













Kimora Lee Simmons poses with her dogs.












Kristin Dunst adds a splash of colour to the pages of IN STYLE.













OUT AND ABOUT..
Drew Lacey and his wife Lea. Let's see if he can win the "Parenting with stars" as well.













Kate Winslet has a cute moment with her child.













The Pitt- Jolie clan is still globe trotting.













Shakira and her longtime boyfriend Antonio arrive at the airport.













Courtney Love is a vision in white. A drunken vision.













I'm not body language expert but, I don't think Nicky Hilton is thrilled with her boyfriend Kevin these days.













Shar Jackson (Kevin Federline's ex) smiles brightly at a movie premiere.













Halle Berry is currently working on a documentary.









Madonna on the set of her video "I'm sorry"
Yeah, we're all sorry...we don't have her thighs












Mariah Carey and producer Pharrell












Pamela Anderson has a new boyfriend. He doesn't look like any of her other men. One thing we figure....he's a breast man.











Tara Reid goes shopping. She doesn't have a cart so she's not going to the liquor store today.













Kate Moss hurrying along...













Eva Longoria goes for a stroll except those ain't walking shoes. Them's street walking shoes.













Kevin Federline tries to be funny and films the paparrazzi while he has lunch with friends in Hawaii.











Meanwhile, Britney out and about in Hawaii and really looking preggers.













She shows the paparrazzi her ring to prove her marriage is fine.













Later the two share some lovin on the balcony of their suite. How romantic, he's on the phone probably making a drug deal as he hugs her.













Who's this going to get a tattoo?













Why, it's everybody's daddy. Kevin Federline. He should be getting a friggin vasectomy instead!













Jordan shows off her , er, books. Did we really need her to wear a shirt that says "It's easy?" Duh, kind of figured...













Janet Jackson is slimming down. She is working with a personal trainer.













Carmen Electra in sweats and probably just rolled out of bed. She looks gorgeous!













Vanessa Marcil at a NBC event. My hubby always asks me dreamily, "Who is that?" Whenever VEGAS is on. And then he forgets her name and asks me again. I think he thinks she's hot. That man has impeccable taste. :)













Paris Hilton arriving on the set of THE SIMPLE LIFE. That bull legged pose is oh so classy!













Salma Hayek meets up with Lindsay Lohan at a party for Salma's new film.













Salma tries to tilt her head to avoid Lindsays kiss. Smart move. Who knows what rash that girl is carrying around!








CUZ I SAID SO!

5 Comments:

Blogger hot lips said...

Paris drives a minivan?

2:39 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

Ha - funny. I doubt she drives a minivan - but who knew that she would ever be caught on film in one?

As for the hair dye thing, I overheard another stylist at my salon telling a woman that the whole hair dye being bad for you and/or your baby when you are pregnant thing is a myth. Apparently it is only the smell of the dye that some women cannot stand. I was pretty shocked to hear that, but the girl who was working on my hair was like, "YEah, but think about it. If it were true, you would not even be able to use shampoo, hairspray, etc on your hair when you were pregnant." Apparently your scalp does not absorb anything - and your hair is dead (no living cells) so its pretty safe. I think what we breathe in on a daily basis is probably 10 times worse for us (and any babies!)

3:43 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

PS - I'm tired of hearing what a great mother Angelina is. If she were half the mother my mom is, she would know that the best thing for kids that age is a little something called STABILITY. Stop dragging your kids halfway around the world - especially when you know the paparazzi is waiting to get any and all possible pictures of you with them. Get them back to your gigantic house where no one can get on the grounds without being charged with TRESPASSING. Oh, and get that little boys butt into something called PRESCHOOL so he wont be an ignoramus.

My, I'm feeling mouthy today.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Bernadette said...

Oh Nadia....your last entry...thank you. I'm so sick and tired of seeing her too. I still think she's a great actress, but as a woman and a mother...I think she's very selfish. 1)dragging her children around and 2) she knew Brad was married...he obviously is brainless! I could care less who Brad is with..honestly. But don't glorify Branjolie and diss Jen...let's face it...they all stink up the bathroom when the crap...just like the rest of us...I'm just sick of hearing all about their crap!!

Whatever!

9:11 AM  
Blogger Nadia said...

I think she secretly loves all the attention that the kids get for her and Brad. Since she hooked up with him she's been on the front page of every tabloid you can name, and so have those poor kids. They may have gained a better life financially by being adopted by her, but emotionally and morally they would have been better off in their respective countries - mark my words!!!

9:20 AM  

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