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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 168

Geri Halliwell talked to HELLO! Magazine about her pending childbirth. She already has a name for a boy and a girl just in case. She doesn't know the sex and wants to be surprised. The former Spice Girl revealed that the baby's nose is upturned just like hers (Apparently she can tell this from the ultrasound) and also says the baby looks more like a potato than a little person", adding, "I thought that I was carrying a Potato."

Don't know if the baby's a potato but, rumor has it the father isn't having much involvement with the pregnancy. That makes him a spud. So I guess the kid will take after his/her daddy. I say Geri should make mashed potatoes out of the man, demolish him in gravy and chow down!










Supermodel Heidi Klum admits there is one thing she despises about New York's Fashion Week. Backstage gawkers. She tells Page Six, "What I don't like so much is when you're getting changed and there are people there. That is not necessary. That has nothing to do with the show. "

Gee, I can't imagine why backstage at a fashion show would be a breeding ground for perverts and voyeurs.













Madonna says she will never star in another movie again. She has been in a bunch of notorious flops including "Shanghai Surprise," "Swept Away" and "Body of Evidence."
She explains, "What film can survive people saying it's going to be a bomb from the second it's announced? Making movies is such an effort. And to do that over and over again, with the possibility that I am going to get the (bleep) kicked out of me and they really enjoy doing it. I mean, it doesn't make sense. I have sort of let it go."

I hope that's a promise! I love Madonna's music but, her acting...not so much. There was that one good film back in the 80's - "Desperately Seeking Susan" where she played a wild, free spirit, promiscuos girl who was eager to shock.
Then we realized she wasn't "acting" at all. She was playing herself.









Lindsay Lohan has told Cosmopolitan magazine that she would do a nude scene if she knew she'd win an Oscar for the role. Lindsay said that she's already "OK with being topless in front of people."

So.....that wardrobe malfunction last week was really an audition for a movie? I think most actresses would do a nude scene if it would guarantee an Oscar. Stick with your Herbie and Mean Girl Movies Lindsay and more importantly, keep your top on.












'Desperate Housewives' fans can now get a whiff of Wisteria Lane in a new scent coming soon to department stores near you. Producers are manufacturing a perfume inspired by the smash hit TV show. One of the people working on the smelly project said, "The 'Desperate Housewives' scent is guaranteed to be a hit with women everywhere, connecting them in a very personal way to this popular series."

Sounds intriguing. It will probably smell like all the characters mixed together. If I were the promoter of this I would sell five mini bottles dedicated to each main character. Spilled Coffee odor (Susan),Vodka with a hint of crisp linen(Bree), fresh cut grass (Gabrielle...remember she used to roll around with the gardener)Sweaty constuction site stench(Edie), AND everybody's favorite.... Baby vomit (Lynette)
On second thought, I'd forget the whole idea.












Reese Witherspoon who won an Oscar for her performance in 'WALK THE LINE" has confessed she might give her Oscar to her daughter to use as a toy. Reese also won a Golden Globe and a SAG award and her daughter loves to play with them.
"My daughter Ava sneaks them off to her room and dresses them up. She's becoming quite jaded about the whole thing. When I come home from an awards show now, it's, 'Well, did you get it?'"

Ok, now she's just bragging.









Donald Trump dropped by ABC's The View yesterday to promote his daughter Ivanka Trump's upcoming Apprentice appearance as boardroom adviser for his hit show. When asked how he would react if Ivanka, a former teen model, posed for Playboy, Trump replied, “It would be really disappointing, well not really but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine.”
He then stuck both feet in his mouth when he added, “I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

He now joins Jessica Simpson's father Joe and Brooke Hogan's father Hulk in the EW FACTOR hall of Fame.
Yuck.













Mariah Carey told PAGE SIX she lost weight after everyone said she was fat.
Mariah claims, "Everyone said I was fat, so I did something about it.""Here! Feel my thighs! Feel my butt!""See? I'll never be a stick woman, but now I'm fierce!"

And oh, so modest.
She just will do anything to have someone...anyone ....touch her.













AND NOW A TRIBUTE....
Dana Reeve, who won worldwide admiration for her devotion to her "Superman" husband, Christopher Reeve, through his decade of near-total paralysis, has died of lung cancer at the age of 44. She was a non-smoker. Christopher had became an activist for spinal cord research after a horse-riding accident paralyzed him in 1995. He died Oct. 10, 2004. Dana was a constant companion and supporter of her husband during his long ordeal and his work for a cure for spinal cord injuries. The couple had a 13-year-old son, Will, and Dana had two grown stepchildren, Matthew and Alexandra.

This was so sudden and very sad. This woman was remarkable. Rest In Peace Dana. At least now she can be with her Superman forever.












MAGAZINE SCANS
Kate Moss hanging by a rope in "W" Magazine. Not a real stretch from her real life escapades.













Shakira on the cover of ELLE.













More Shakira looking lovely













Geri Halliwell all "touched up" for the cover of HELLO! Magazine.














More Pregnant Geri. This photo is nice.













OUT AND ABOUT
Heath and Michelle share a laugh and affection at a SPURS basketball game.











Liz Hurley, her little man and her boyfriend.














Spanish model known for her big buttocks...Vida Guerra - brings her caboose to the SOUL TRAIN AWARDS this past weekend.













All that money and Victoria Beckham goes to the WORST hairdresser ever. WTF is with the ONE really really blonde highlight???












I think it's safe to assume that Nicole and Adam are back together. What do you think?











Kate's carrying a baby bag, teddy bear...um, where's her kid?













Sarah Jessica Parker in a itsy bitsy teeny weeny white/black polka dot dress.













Braddox have some male bonding time. HOW CUTE!













I got this from www.galleryoftheabsurd.com - it was captioned ANGELINA'S NEW TOY. Grrrr.













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