Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, March 06, 2006

Celebrity WTF'S Volume 166

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen gave constructions workers an early morning thrill. She explains, "I do yoga every morning and was concerned you could see in. I'm stretching in my shorts and I see a guy looking at me, but my assistant said he couldn't see me, so I continued. I left and came back home and there were more guys looking into my apartment. I decided to wave (to see if they could see) and they all waved back. They could see me the entire time! I could have killed her - my assistant!"

Why is she blaming her assistant for this? You mean to tell me Gisele didn't catch on when she saw a bunch of guys standing around with telescopes, binoculars and Lord knows what else?

According to In Touch magazine Jennifer Aniston reportedly wrote a 3 page letter to her ex-husband. In the letter she allegedly explained how angry she was with him and outlined her belief that he was involved with Ms Jolie while they were still married.
An insider told the magazine: “Sending it was the only way she felt she could move forward with her life,”
She told Pitt that she “wished him a happy life” but also said that she “never wants to hear from him again.”

The only way in hell Brad will take the time to read your letter is if Angelina gets it tattoed on her ass. Give it up Jen!

Kirstie Alley told Closer magazine, "There's no way I'd have had sex when I was that fat... I would have died. "I see a lot of overweight women whose men must like the way they look and I think they must be comfortable in their skin. But even when I was skinny, I thought I was too fat for sex."

Women don't create "candle light" scenes for the romance factor(Even though we say we do) We do it for the dim lighting effect. And for the record, I thought Kirstie was sexy as a fuller figure.

Actress Denise Richards has called in Hollywood's top "dog whisperer" to control her mischievous mutts. Her three dogs - Boston terrier Lucy, French bulldog Hank and overly aggressive pug Betty are driving her nuts. The dog expert who was called to the rescue blamed the dog behavior on a lack of discipline and exercise. He also thought that Denise's break up with husband Charlie Sheen could have traumatized the dogs. He explains, "Dogs are like kids. If parents are tense, they will sense it."

Sounds like Denise should of called in this dog whisperer while Charlie was still her husband, it could of saved their marriage! I did a google photo search for "Denise's dog" and ended up getting a picture of Charlie Sheen. So you'll have to settle for a photo of Denise alone. Denise is definitely NOT a dog.

Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe are giving their marriage another chance because they can't decide how to divide up their pets. The couple owns parrots, dogs, a cat and a rabbit. The two couldn't bear to live without the mini zoo so they have decided to rework their marriage.
A family source says, "Hilary and Chad realized how much they loved each other when they spent time together with their pets. They are one big happy family and don't want to break it up."

And at last year's Oscars I thought all those sweet nothings being whispered to each other were so romantic. Turns out they were most likely saying things like,
Hilary to Chad, "Did you clean out the cat litter before you left home?"
Chad: "No! I don't get to wear a tux much you know. Didn't want to get dirty"
Hilary:"Well, it is YOUR turn and it ain't gonna clean itself!"

'Sopranos' star Edie Falco is sick of being mistaken for 'Desperate Housewives' beauty Felicity Hoffman.However, Edie does admit she does look a bit like her. She told US magazine Entertainment Weekly: "People have actually come up to me and gone, 'Felicity!' I've seen pictures of her and thought, 'Oh my God! Oh wait, that's not me'."
Meanwhile, it's been announced that 'The Sopranos' is to be cancelled after this season.

You can see there is a resemblance between the two actresses. Perhaps Edie can appear on Desperate Housewives as Lynette's sister. She could play the straight laced sis who finally disciplines Lynettes unruly kids. Edie can also help whack off some of the neighbours. Isn't someone else on Wysteria Lane due to die soon?

Meg Ryan has changed the name of her adopted Chinese baby. The actress adopted the little girl in January and originally chose the name Charlotte for her daughter. However, Meg has now changed her mind after deciding the title is not appropriate.
She told US chat show host Oprah Winfrey: "I already had to change her name. I thought she was Charlotte and she's just not...she's a Daisy"

Meg should change her name too. From Meg Ryan to Meg Fryin'
She looks like a fish with her big lips!

Lil' Kim has allegedly told family members she's having problems with her implants. A source told America's New York Daily News newspaper: "Apparently, she's worried her boobs are leaking. She needs to have them serviced."

WHAT?????? Those mammoth jugs aren't real?
Well, once those suckers are taken out, her name "Lil Kim" will make sense.

Britney Spears just forked out $3 million dollars U.S on a house in Hawaii. A source is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "Britney is really hoping this new home will be a family place. They have been on rocky ground for some time now. She's hoping it will bring some luck to their relationship. "

You don't need luck Britney. You just need to keep bringing in any sort of income. As long as Kevin's AMERICAN EXPRESS card keeps clearing, he's going nowhere.

Jessica Simpson was terrified to leave her miserable marriage to Nick Lachey, because she didn't want to disappoint their adoring public. She said that eventually she decided that she couldn't keep up the charade any longer.
She explains: "I never wanted to let anybody down. But then you just have to realize that if you're not happy, you can't make anybody else happy. When you walk away and there's no gravitational pull, then you know you're doing the right thing."

The only thing Jessica ever looks "terrified" about is if her shoes match her underwear.

Eva Longoria is desperate to win acting awards by starring in a gritty, dark film drama. She claims she was was inspired by Halle Berry's Oscar-winning turn in Monster’s Ball and believes challenging roles are the key to winning the trophies. She told GQ magaazine: "I want to do a Monster's Ball-type thing like Halle Berry. I think you can stay sexy and still do really challenging roles."

Halle Berry could not be reached for comment. Let me take the liberty to "Comment" for her...

Eva Longoria on the cover of GQ Magazine.

More Jessica Simpson inside "W" Magazine.

Sean Farris in OUT Magazine. No, it does not mean he is coming out. He looks so much like Tom Cruise when he was younger and not a Scientologist maybe, he is coming out. Sean was in my favorite show REUNION which was cancelled. Boohoo.

Naomi Campbell in VOGUE. Running through a bush.

British model Jordan makes the cover of OK! Magazine. She has adopted a baby and totally changed her look. From the neck up anyhow.

From the neck down she is still....Jordan. With breasts like that she could adopt and feed a third world country.

IN TOUCH says Paris Hilton looks pregnant.

The happy family out and about in Hawaii.

Britney and baby in matching hats. I admit I think this is cute.

Ryan Phillipe getting blasted by STAR Magazine for not having helmuts on him and his son's head.

STAR also has photos of Nicole Richie who is now 85 lbs apparently. How low can she go?

Christina Aguilera' breasts are out and about. She looks beautiful here.

Victoria Beckham at a press conference for her husband. She looks like she would rather be shopping.

Pamela Anderson falling out of her jumpsuit on the way to a party.

Britney Spears on her way to the Beauty Salon. If I were her I would be RUNNING ...not walking.

Hilary Duff arriving at a London Airport.

Sheryl Crow who was just treated for breast cancer gives an autograph to an adoring fan.

Nicole Richie on the set of THE SIMPLE LIFE.

Someone needs to tell Paris she is posing with her SISTER in this photo. Not for a lesbian photo shoot.

Who says there is trouble in Madonna's marriage these days??? Not her hubby Guy who gives her head a peck.

Paul McCartney and his animal rights activist wife Heather are in Canada trying to stop the seal hunt. While I admire their efforts, lying on the ice protecting the seals isn't going to work. These two will be lucky they don't get clubbed in the head.

Braddy and family arriving in Germany.

Even Angelina checks Brad out like, "Damn, my man is fine!"

Apparently this is the apartment Brad and Angelina stayed at in Paris. You could say this is where the magic happened.

Matt Damon and his pregnant wife Luciana go for a stroll.

Paris and Stavros coming from a book shop with purchases. Who the heck is going to read the books to them?

Kevin Federline looks like HE may be the one who is pregnant. Have another beer buddy.

Kevin's ex and mother of his two first children...Shar Jackson looks radiant and happy. And why the heck wouldn't she??

Jennifer Lopez leaves the gym.

A sneak peek at Kelis's new video. She looks very different from the last time I saw her. She was bringing her milkshake to the yard and damn right, it's better than yours...

Gotta go...OSCAR'S are on. Will have pics tomorrow. I will leave you with some OSCAR cookies.



Blogger hot lips said...

Britney is so pregnant.

12:10 PM  

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