Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 158
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen find their life suffocating. It seems that their multi-tasking the roles of celebrity, businesswoman, actor and role model is taking its toll.
Mary-Kate revealed, "Learning how to take a break and breathe is the most challenging thing. Balancing work and personal time is hard. I feel like I just travel and when I am done I just want to be in bed."
Aw. Poor little billionaires. How ever do they manage?
Paris Hilton upset female fans at the Brit Awards last week by instructing her bodyguards to only allow male admirers to approach her. Disappointed ladies were waved away with the explanation, "Paris doesn't do girls."
Yeah, she doesn't do girls when the cameras aren't rolling. Her latest sex tape to be released proves otherwise. Paris and Nicole Lenz (below) are the Dykes of Hazzard in their version of Brokeback Mountain. Coming soon to a video store near room but, only in that "back" room.
Dolly Parton says she'd love to die while she’s performing some of her country hits. The singer said: "I’d love to grow old busy and to just drop dead in the middle of a song, on the stage in front of people."
Dolly also says she loves cooking her favourite dishes for friends and she would love to create her own line of produce. She told Britain’s Sunday Times Culture magazine: "One of my dreams is to have my own line of frozen foods."
Perhaps she could combine her two wishes and keel over while on stage singing as she holds a box of "Dolly's cutlets" in one hand.
Nicole Richie has confirmed she is filming a new series of 'The Simple Life' with former best friend Paris Hilton. Nicole says they wiill both appear in another series but won't ever appear on screen together.
She said: "We are filming it, but we're never, like, in the same room."
Even if they were talking Paris would NEVER agree to being filmed in the same room as Nicole. You kidding? Nicole is skinnier than Paris now. She prefers her friends and co-stars to be at least 10 lbs heavier.
Mischa Barton is not a fan of Paris Hilton either. The O.C. star says she's tired of the hotel heiress She explains, "Paris isn't my rival. I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry between us and there so isn't. She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful. Silly b***h."
No argument here but, let's keep in mind Mischa is Nicole Richie's best friend. Mischa reminds me of a brunette version Paris. Mischa also plays a spoiled rich girl on tv. They have the same taste in friends and according to this photo, the same taste in clothes. Does that make them both silly b**ches?
Carmen Electra and Victoria Silvstedt put on a lesbian show on a French TV programme which stunned the audience. The two rubbed their breasts in each other's face and pretended to lick one another. Then the pair enjoyed a lingering kiss.
I guess this show really needed a boost in ratings. It's obvious to me these two are just playing it up for the cameras. Real lesbians don't care if their lipstick gets smudged....that is IF they are wearing lipstick in the first place.
And before anyone gets excited....Here's proof that Carmen will kiss ANY body.
Kevin Federline says he is fed up with being labelled as a deadbeat husband. He told America's Newsweek magazine: "It's always, 'He hates his children, he treats his wife like dirt, he gets high all day.' If I was that bad, you think anyone, let alone Britney, would put up with it?"
Insiders are buzzing about George Clooney and Renee Zellweger. Apparently the two hooked up after Sunday night's BAFTA awards. According to eyewitnesses, the two spent the night canoodling. Renee and George — who dated years ago — were huddled together in a corner of the hotel, knocking back champagne cocktails until 5am.
I was going to say something about them being the only two in Hollywood who havn't dated each other yet but, apparently they have. Who knew?
OUT AND ABOUT...
Separated couple Chad Lowe and Hilary Swank were seen together and happy! YAY! Apparently they both want to work it out. They were together 13 years which in Hollywood is FOREVER. Let's wish them luck!
Jessica Simpson who is also separated looks happier than ever. But then again, she's going shopping.
Mariah Carey takes her dog Jack out for a walk. I wear hooker shoes when I take my dog for a walk too.
Guess who's on the beach?
It's Mama Spears in Hawaii.
Here's Britney, Baby Sean. Don't know who the other woman is but, I am guessing either a nanny or a rep from child welfare who's along for the trip.
Guess who's got back?
Shame on you if you got this wrong. It's the queen of glutes....Jennifer Lopez.
Demi Moore and two of her three daughters...Rumer and Scout. Not sure why the girls are posing a-la Paris Hilton like.....yuck.(LOVE the name Scout by the way- from my fave book of all time!)
Sisters Haylie and Hilary Duff
Charlize Theron at the ELLE STYLE event sponsered by LEGGS. And boy, has she got legs.
Fergie at a promotional event. Now I know why they call it a monkey suit.
Jake Gyllenhaal goes for a workout. Apparently he is the godfather of Heath Ledger's little girl Matilda. Aw.
Angelina Jolie takes Maddox to the museum in Paris.
More fun photos of Braddy and family at the amusement park.
Kiefer Sunderland and girlfriend Trisha Cardoza
Mary Kate and Ashley on the cover of teen mag CREME
Halle Berry for VERSACE.
British bimbo Jordan on the cover of OK! Magazine with her adorable son.
Jordan, you are posing with your baby, no need to stick out your a$$. I know, it's a hard habit to break but, it's not that kind of photo shoot hon.
CUZ I SAID SO!