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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, February 20, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 156

Actor Vince Vaughn threw a 37th birthday party for girlfriend Jennifer Aniston at her house and it was catered by fast food chain McDonald's. The get together was attended by Jennifer's closest friends. The birthday celebration was a far cry from the lavish, star-studded Beverly Hills bash former husband Brad Pitt threw for her last year.

And Vince thinks a "Happy Meal" is going to cut it?













The magazine Celebrity Living is reporting that doctors are concerned that Angelina Jolie is too thin and are worried that her baby may be at risk if she doesn't gain some weight soon, a report claims. A published report claims that Jolie has only gained 12 pounds and she is just entering her third trimester and that may cause problems in her last three months of pregnancy.

Well she's got three months to gain another 8lbs. She should go to a big portuguese family function. She'll gain all that and then some in one sitting!













Eva Longoria was uncomfortable filming a scene where her character "Gabrielle" had to perform yoga naked. Producer Marc Cherry knew the star had a sweet tooth and ordered Godiva chocolate to be delivered to the set immediately. The chocolate calmed Eva's nerves and she was able to do the scene.
The source adds, "She was a lot more agreeable (after the chocolates arrived). Marc now keeps a steady supply of Godiva chocolates close by for all his divas on the show."

Yet Eva is completely comfortable telling the press about intimate details of her brazillian wax and use of vibrators.
Oh...and for the record, I'd strip for Godiva chocolates too!!!













Mary-Kate Olsen is obsessed with supermodel Kate Moss. So much in fact that she wants to make a movie about Moss and star in it.
A friend of Olsen says, "Mary-Kate absolutely adores Kate Moss. She was so worried about her when she went into rehab and she even wrote her a really nice letter offering her support and friendship."
Mary-Kate feels she has a lot in common with Kate.

What? You mean they aren't the same person? Who can tell the difference? I swear these two could be the same person. Mary Kate Moss .









Lisa Marie Presley has married her guitarist, Michael Lockwood. The couple exchanged vows in a traditional Japanese service conducted late January. Lisa Marie's first husband and close friend, musician Danny Keough, was the best man and her Priscilla Presley gave her daughter away.

Elvis must be back to the upright position in his grave. He had rolled over when his daughter married Michael Jackson. Nicholas Cage was too short lived for the King to bother adjusting himself.













Nick Lachey is seeking spousal support from Jessica Simpson and he wants his jewelry back. In court papers filed Friday, Lachey cited irreconcilable differences for the end of the three-year marriage. Nick also asked for "miscellaneous jewelry and other personal effects" part of Simpson's earnings from after the date of separation and other assets. The couple had no prenuptial agreement and in her petition, Simpson asked the court not to grant Lachey spousal support.

What exactly is "miscellaneous jewelry"? A nipple ring? I don't think I want to know.










Britney Spears fears the paparazzi is going to kill her. She claims she can't leave her home without being hounded by them and is terrified. Britney told People magazine: "I don't really go out without my baby and it's kind of sad because I can't walk down the street with the stroller. I am afraid I will die the way Princess Diana got killed."

No need to worry Britney....The only thing Britney will ever have in common with Princess Diana is that she is married to a schmuck.













Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed that sometimes when she is really tired she can sleep for up to ten hours. She also discussed her views on snoring,
"If it's late and there's nothing to do and I'm bored and I'm tired and I'm not hungry and my hair is done and the baby isn't crying and keeping me up then I like to go to bed. I sometimes roll over in bed, but I never snore. People who snore are gross. A lot of Americans snore. Most British people don't snore. If they do, it sounds better. More civilized."

How the heck does she know that most British people don't snore and that Americans all do? Just how many people has this tramp slept with?










Jenny McCarthy is denying that she had $ex with porn star Jenna Jameson. Jenna bragged recently on the "Howard Stern Show" that her and Jenny fooled around in the bathroom the night of a Hallowe'en bash at the Hard Rock Cafe in Vegas.

Jenna Jameson of all people should know that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Can you imagine all the males who are broken hearted at this very moment because this NEVER happened?
Here's a pic of the two in question at the night in question. Jenna looks pretty horny to me.













OUT AND ABOUT...
Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek at a press event. These two are best friends.













Venus Williams and Fergie look like they are two drinks away from a "Girl's Gone Wild" moment.













Nicole Richie visibly upset in a car. Apparently she was crying. Maybe she just realized the stick of gum she just ate was NOT fat free.













BUNS IN THE OVEN
Tom and Katie are still in Australia together. She spots the paparazzi and touches her tummy to reinforce she is pregnant while Tom touches Katie to reinforce he made the pregnancy happen.









Tom and Katie also went to a funeral recently. Her bump here looks like a pillow.













And although Tom claims Katie is too fragile for working on a movie in her delicate state...he seems to think it's fine she go on a 14 hour flight to Australia and makes her go to funerals and hop on and off boats. I would guess she would be a lot more comfortable and safe working on a movie???









Pregnant Brooke Shields out and about.













Gwyneth takes her bump out for a car ride.













Gwen Stefani is certainly a yummy mummy.













FAMILY MATTERS
Another adorable BRADDOX moment.













Kate Hudson is truly a gifted Hollywood mom. Sleeping toddler in one hand and STARBUCKS coffee safely cradled in the other....













Reese Witherspoon can juggle caffeine and a child too!













Britney Spears has her priorities. She can only manage the cold cafe latte. She's still a new mom, give it time.













More Britney...I shudder to think why she was seen buying a couple of baby gates at TOYS R US. The kid's not even walking yet!








Eva Longoria is so lady like at a basketball game.













Halle Berry gets down and dirty as she accepts a "Woman of the Year" award from a University.









Nick Lachey getting into his car.









Chelsea Clinton out and about.













Carmen Electra and Ashlee Simpson share a joke at a HARD ROCK CAFE party.









Could they be laughing at Ashlee's nasty looking feet? WTF happened? Was she pelted by stones at a concert?













Jessica Alba gets a parking ticket. Only because the cop was a woman. A straight woman.













Mary Kate and Ashley at a designer event. Holy hair extensions on Mary Kate!













Paris Hilton celebrated her 25th birthday with her family. What??? No $ex tape to celebrate her turning a quarter of a century?







MAGAZINE SCANS
Mariah Carey is featured in this weeks' O.K Magazine













Apparently the diva is revealing a few secrets in this issue.













Mostly about her fitness regime, favorite food and her marriage back in the day to Tommy Mottola.













Mathew Fox is foxy for GQ Magazine.













More of the Fox...













CUZ I SAID SO!

3 Comments:

Blogger verniciousknids said...

Love, love, love, your positioning of Brooke Shields pic after TomKat!

Is Paris pregnant? She looks like it in that horrible pink slip!

6:05 AM  
Blogger hot lips said...

TomKat look awfully happy to be at a funeral. Look at the size of those grins.

25?!? Paris Hilton is way too old to be acting like Paris Hilton. That shit needs to end around 22 I think.

Gwenyth is dumyth.

9:00 AM  
Blogger yllwdaisies said...

How to tell Kate Moss from M-K Olson: M-K exclusively carries a hot coffee bev in her hand. Kate Moss is not as exclusive, it could be anything caffienated.

THAT was the best Braddox pic to date. I love the way they look & the colors in the background.

haha, hot lips. Gwenyth is dumyth. I LOVE that! haha.

I would never give the Alba a tic; & I'm straight! But MOST IMPORTANTLY-- what is that ring on the ring finger?!

6:19 PM  

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