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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Friday, February 17, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 155

Nicole Richie and former fiancé Adam 'DJ AM' Goldstein are reportedly seeing each other again after they were seen holding hands during a romantic dinner. The couple called-off their engagement in December.
A witness says: "They were seated outside on the patio and held hands across the table."
A representative for Goldstein says: "The dinner doesn't mean they're back together."

And just because they had dinner does not mean that any food was actually consumed by Nicole.













"Skating With Celebrities" star Kristy Swanson is accused of breaking up the marriage of her partner -Olympic medal winner Lloyd Eisler and his then-pregnant wife.
"Lloyd is like a big brother, he treats me like a little sister, he razzes me, he teases me and he laughs at me and he polks fun!" said Kristy, in an earlier interview.
Eisler claimed he only starting seeing Kristy after he and his wife Marcia separated. Eisler's wife said that is a lie.

This gives whole new meaning to the phrase "skating on thin ice"













Jessica Simpson and Maroon 5 star Adam Levine reportedly made so much noise in a L.A hotel staff had to ask them to be quiet. They have been the subject of romance rumours for months. Meanwhile, friends have claimed things started to heat up between the pair at a pre-Grammys party at a club. A source told In Touch Weekly magazine that Jessica threw her arms around Adam and cuddled him when he arrived at the club.
The source claimed, "It was like they were the only two people there. She was smiling the whole night."

Jessica is always smiling. If you spent as much money on Crest White Strips as she did, you would too.













Madonna was caught on camera at the British Music Awards trying to dodge a kiss from her husband Guy Ritchie - before neglecting to thank him in her acceptance speech. The singer who won Best International Female, thanked her producer Stuart Price profusely. She closed her speech saying, "Last, but certainly not least, I would like to thank all of my British fans because without you I would just be another singer from across the pond."
Because Madonna did not thank Guy people think for sure they are breaking up.

Yeah, they look pretty miserable here don't they? NOT. But, maybe they are drunk. The drinks seems to be flowing freely.













Chris Martin who also won with his band Coldplay at the Brit awards shocked everyone when he made an unexpected announcement as he accepted his award.
Chris said, "This means so much to us, especially now. It's going to be a few years before you see us again. People are fed up with us and so are we."
Rumor has it he is breaking up the band, to spend more time with wife Gwyneth Paltrow - expecting their second baby in April.

Gwyneth is to Coldplay what Yoko Ono was to the Beatles. I'm not surprised. Coldplay fans don't get upset. Think about it. Chris is going to stay home with Gwyneth for a while. How long do you think that will last with her whining and complaining???? Coldplay will be back on tour before you know it....only thing is he'll be so desperate to be far from Gwyneth you may have to go to New Zealand to see them.











Red Light District Production company has announcement that they have a sex tape starring Kid Rock, Creed frontman Scott Stapp and a group of well....groupies doing group-like things on a tour bus. (If you know what I mean) The tape is from about six years ago when Kid Rock and Creed were touring together.
Red Light's president said, "We acquired the tape from a third party. We haven't decided exactly what we are doing with it but our goal is to release it towards the middle or end of this year."

I can only imagine what they'll call this video when it comes out. Think about all the words Kid Rock rhymes with.








Star Jones is reportedly secretly being replaced as a co-host on The View. Producers are said to be interviewing celebrities to replace her. An insider revealed that Star has become a least favorite of viewers because of her bitchy attitude and her frequent on and off screen fights with Joy Behar. A spokesperson for The View only had this to say: "Star continues to be an integral part of the show. From time to time The View approaches new talent to be substitute co-hosts."

Smart producers. They waited until she lost all the weight to get rid of her. Otherwise they would have had to hiring a two tonne truck. Way to save on expenses!











BRIT AWARD PHOTOS
Big winner Madonna at the BRIT awards. I wonder if she is going to tap her shoes together and SAY "There's no place like home"













Boy George showed up for the awards too. Any excuse to wear makeup....













Which is also why Marilyn Manson had to go also! Here he is with his gorgeous wife Dita Von Teese. I don't know how she has "relations" with him. I really don't. I'm guessing the lights are very, very dim in their bedroom.













Talentless and dateless Paris Hilton showed up too. She obviously wore some magical push up tape because suddenly she has boobies.













Kelly Osbourne looks FABULOUS here.













The other Kelly...Kelly Clarkson performed in her bare feet.













Kanye West made an appearance with a posse of "Gold diggers"













OUT AND ABOUT....
First there was Brangelina. Now....introducing BRADDOX. They are the cutest pair!













Gwyneth Paltrow feeds little Apple. Apple is deliciously adorable!













Don't panic Stavros!!! Paris is only dressed like this cuz she's in a fashion show. You can cancel the pre-nupt.













Sarah Jessica Parker in a gorgeous blue dress at a benefit event. Then again she would make a garbage bag look stylish.













Katie and Tom are in Australia. Tom's hand is down under Katie's nether regions. He must of seen the paparrazzi and wanted to make a good hetersexual impression.












The Beckham family (and some unidentified acquaintances) get an uplifting experience while on a skiing vacation.










Someone who needs no lift....Pamela Anderson













You know how they keep changing who the new Bond girl is going to be? Here is the latest confirmation....Eva Green.













Shakira's new single cd cover. Love it.











MAGAZINE SCANS
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED long awaited swimsuit issue....and this year they are only wearing half the bathing suit on the cover.













Madonna on another edition of the cover of HARPER'S BAZAAR.













Britney Spears has a lot in common with Kid Rock today. She's in People. (Get it? - Oh nevermind)













CUZ I SAID SO!

4 Comments:

Blogger Dawn said...

Oh! Oh! Can you give us a brief synopsis of the Britney story in people? I'd like to hear what she has to say about the whole car seat thing if she happens to elaborate past the lame "I was trying to protect him" excuse.

3:52 AM  
Blogger hot lips said...

I'm so over Madonna's 1982 hair.

12:00 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Dawn - Yes, the brief synopsis is that Britney still claims she was trying to protect her son and although she apologized she stil feels what she did is right. Secondly, she is saying "If what I did causes awareness for the safety of babies in cars in America than it's a good thing"
In other words she thinks now she is an ambassador for child safety.

GOD HELP US ALL.

If she knew how to use birth control, she would then be the ambassador for child safety

9:29 AM  
Blogger verniciousknids said...

Love your Nicole Ritchie comment about not eating! They are showing reruns of the 2nd season of "The Simple Life" in Japan at the moment...it's weird seeing her in this as she's actually a healthy weight - scary to see how skinny she has actually become.

And I'm totally with you hot lips RE Madonna's terrible flip...grr

7:01 AM  

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