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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, February 06, 2006

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 146

Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow broken off their engagement after two years of dating, People magazine reported on Friday.
"After much thought and consideration we have made a very tough decision to split up," a joint statement by the couple issued to the magazine said. "We both have a deep love and respect for each other, and we ask that everyone respect our privacy during this difficult time."

Seems like Sheryl's done with her tour de Lance.













Beyonce Knowles says that she's doesn't care about all her fancy, expensive jewels these days.
She told the Daily Mirror, "I think the thrill has gone. I wear so many and I am careless and I don't want to be responsible if I lose it. "I've lost way too much stuff."

Besides, her ears must be sagging down to her stomach by now. Holy crap how much do these earrings weigh??













Porn Star Kendra Jade is denying that she had a recent fling with Kevin Federline. In fact she even appeared on US television to correct reports that say otherwise. She admits that althought she did meet Kevin during a recent trip to Las Vegas, he was the perfect gentleman.
Contradicting reports in the US tabloids, Jade went on TV show Access Hollywood to help Federline clear his name.
She said, "It's really important for Britney to know that there was no act of inappropriateness there. There was no romantic thing happening there."

Duh...ofcourse there was nothing romantic going on. She's a bloody porn star for Pete's sake!










Nicole Richie has denied rumors she is suffering from an eating disorder. Many tabloids have questioned her health since she was photographed looking frail.
She says, "I wouldn't want anyone to think that I think that it's OK to have an eating disorder. Obviously it's not. I'm a little sick of it. I think when you see me in person, you see that I'm, like, five foot one I'm a small person. When I was heavier, everyone said I was too heavy. You can't win in the public eye and I find it really hard. So I ignore it now, I really do.

She does have a point there. It's pretty sad when 125lbs constitutes someone being a heffer....regardless of how tall they are! Besides, she has no eating disorder. I's all in order....Monday she eats an apple, Tuesday a banana, Wednesday a raisin, Thursday a grape, Friday a carrot, Saturday she fasts and Sunday she splurges and has a piece of bread....see? It's all in order.










50 Cent's still traumatized about having his bike stolen as a child. The rapper admits that even now, thinking about it makes him sad.
He told Britain's Smash Hits magazine: "I got my bike stolen as a kid. When you're that age, it's one of the worst things in the world to wake up in the morning and not see your bike where you left it."

The guy's been shot NINE times and his most traumatic memory is having his bike stolen? How many of those NINE times was Fifty shot in the head????












Carmen Electra, who is married to rocker Dave Navarro, admits she is so obsessed with sex she has it constantly on the brain.
She told Loaded magazine: "I once said I think about it every six seconds. So, America thinks I'm sex-crazed. It's more like eight seconds."

Maybe she needs to find a man who lasts more than 8 seconds. Maybe that's the problem.













Tommy Lee was embarassed when he discovered the stunning girl he was flirting with was a transsexual. Tommy had asked sexy Nina Arsenault to sit on his knee while he was partying at Toronto's swanky Ultra Supper Club. According to America's New York Post, the pair were drinking Tequila and getting friendly when one of Lee's employees told him his companion wasn't all woman. Suddenly Tommy said he needed cigarettes and fled the table.

That's why you should never go shopping for lovers when you are wearing beer goggles. I wonder at what point Tommy would of actually figured it out had he not been tipped off? Can you imagine?
Tommy slurring, "Uh, are you hungry? Why do you have a kalbassa sausage packed away in your pantyhose? Hey...can I have some? I skipped dinner."











Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have escaped an attack by a Jennifer Aniston fan. The couple was dining at a restaurant when a woman stormed in and screamed: "Where is that home-wrecking Angelina?"
The crazed fan who was dressed in a 'Friends' T-shirt, spotted Angelina and tried to slap her. Angelina's bodyguards quickly stepped in and held the American woman back while the pair headed for their waiting car.

Jennifer Aniston could not be reached for comment......













Angelina Jolie has finally told Maddox about her pregnancy. The four year old apparently thought his mother had eaten too much food until she showed him the sonogram pictures of her unborn child.
Jolie explains, "For a few weeks he was saying 'Mommy ate too much' and then finally one day I brought him into a room and said 'I have a secret to tell you. I had all my ultrasound pictures and I said 'These are pictures inside mommy's belly."

Maddox is at this very moment is devising up a grand kidnapping scheme and he is busy pasting together a ransom note. Damn new babies!!!!!










Sarah Jessica Parker says she is sick of America's obsession with celebrities. Sarah believes that people worship screen stars because they want to share in their wealth and beauty.
She says: "I think this insatiable appetite for the shallow tidbits of celebrity culture is just a distraction from getting involved politically and questioning our leaders. All we talk about now are 'celebrities'."

Funny how suddenly she is bothered by it all. When she had a hit show with Sex And The City she didn't find celebrity fascination so disturbing.












$hit... hit the fan at Pamela Anderson's MAC Cosmetics party on Thursday night. The animal rights fanatic arrived with PETA spokesman Dan Matthews on her arm. But there was a tense moment when actress Angie Harmon arrived to walk the red carpet wearing a fur coat.
"She was told she could not come into the party wearing fur," laughs a spy. "And, it was like 50 degrees that night anyway. Who wears a fur coat?"
The night before, Anderson was also less than pleased to be brushed by a huge fur being carried by P. Diddy's mother, Janice Combs, at his fragrance launch. "She went bananas," said a source. "Dead things are not allowed to touch her."

Dead things bother Pam but, she is quite comfortable with having foreign items transplanted into her body. In fact, rumor has it she had another - yet larger -set of implants put in recently. Hey, isn't this considered cruelty to humans???













OUT AND ABOUT
Reese Witherspoon looks beautiful in this Magazine spread.













Mariah Carey on the cover of Marie Claire.













Joaquin Phoenix sizzles in black and white in GLAMOUR magazine.













Lindsay Lohan and Fergie took to the catwalk together as part of FASHION WEEK...













More Fashion week sightings....Michelle and Kelly from Destiny's Child hang out with the lovely Nelly Furtado.










A sneak peek at Madonna' s new video "SORRY"













Hilary Duff is the new face of CANDIE....Even thought she hasn't eaten any for months now.....










Katie Holmes should be called "KA-TEA" she sure loves her tea. She's two-fisting them now.













Kate Moss looks like she just got away with smuggling 2 kilos in her oversized white bag that everyone in Hollywood seems to have. (Hmm...now we know why these bags are so popular!)













Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake boozing it up at what seems to be a very boring event.









Nick Lachey's new girlfriend leaving a nightclub. (She's in the trucker hat)













Tara looking sober and coherant. That's because she is just ARRIVING at a party.....













Naomi Watts and her boyfriend Liev Schrieber stop for a quick bite.













Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart still going strong....













Angelina, Brad and the kiddies out having a meal together.....











Jennifer Aniston...after probably paying a crazed fan fifty bucks to attack Brangelina. Jennife's looking pretty smug with herself....













Nelly and Ashante. These two make such a cute couple!













Pamela Anderson hosted a benefit for AIDS this weekend.













Roseanne Barr has just released a cd for kids.....WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN? Well, I guess if Madonna can write kid's books than Roseanne can sing kid's songs.













David Beckham lost it this weekend on a photographer! He went after him and attacked him!










David looks sexy when he's mad. Heck, he probably manages to look sexy when he's taking a crap. Ok...maybe not.










Britney out and about. At least she made an attempt to clean up but, was still blasted by the press for wearing this outfit.












Ashlee Simpson on a talk show. She seems to be discussing what she looks for in a boyfriend.











Still preggers - Geri Halliwell shopping.













Jennifer Garner getting into her car.












Jessica Simpson doesn't want to be photographed....













No wonder...she looks like she fell into a shredder!













Jessica Alba shops at Target. Now, that is a sensible idea!













Jude Law reading the paper. He probably has to check the tabloids daily to see whether he's still with Sienna or not. He can't even keep up!













CUZ I SAID SO!!





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