Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 129
It has been confirmed that Brad Pitt did not call Jennifer Aniston ahead of time to tell her Angelina Jolie's pregnancy announcement. Entertainment TV show "Extra" reported that Aniston's publicist, Stephen Huvane, cleared up reports that Pitt and former wife Aniston spoke before the announcement on Wednesday. "All the reports about phone calls between Jennifer and Brad and Jennifer and Angelina are all made-up lies," Huvane told "Extra."
Told you. Although, I told you about it...I didn't buy that story. Brad and Angelina are busy people. If they're not watching their children, saving the planet or working on a film - I am quite certain any free time these two have they use it playing tonsil hockey.
The photographer who took topless photos of Jennifer Aniston is defending himself in a new court document. Not only does he claim that Ms Aniston had no expectation of privacy in her backyard, sitting on a hill in plain sight with no shirt on and all, but he says that some of the photos he took show Aniston and current beau Vince Vaughn smoking pot together.
Aha, now I get the connection. Vince is her drug dealer. I bet he doesn't make her pay for it if she agrees to smoke it topless. (He's a lot smarter than he looks!)
And while Jen and Vince probably sat around and got high, ate two pizzas, a bag of nachos and four orders of fries....Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were in Haiti this weekend getting a first hand look at projects run by Yele Haiti, the chairy belonging to hip-hop artist Wyclef Jean. Visibly pregnant Angelina took a break from filming "The Good Shepherd" to be one herself.
More pics to follow (But, ofcourse!)
Pink and her new husband Carey Hart were so serious about their marriage that they each made a special, sacred vow for their partner. Guests at the low-key Costa Rica ceremony last weekend were stunned when chain-smoking Pink revealed she would try to cut down on her habit in 2006, for her new man, as part of her vows. And then Hart also got serious, when he offered to hand over his kidney if his new bride needed it.
A kidney's a lovely sentiment but, shouldn't he be offering one of his lungs? Well, she is a smoker, give her something she's really going to need to make it romantic.
Here is the first official wedding photo and BTW, I really love her dress.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have invested millions in Los Angeles' cake shop Sweet Lady Jane. The millionaire twins have reportedly invested $2 million in their favorite bakery.
Oh c'mon, are we to believe that Mary Kate even knows what a chocolate eclair or a puffed pastry is? I'd invest 2 million dollars just to see her eat one.
Kylie Minogue has been given the all-clear from cancer, The Sun revealed that the singer received the good news from doctors and has now gone back to Australia to celebrate with her family. Kylie is reportd to be "utterly, unbelievably overjoyed" after docs revealed her six-month chemotherapy treatment for breast cancer had been successful.
Glad to hear she's gonna be ok!
Kevin Federline told "Access Hollywood" in a recent interview that he does change his baby's diapers.
He bragged, "I've got it down to a science, I can do it with one hand tied behind my back with the phone on my ear."
Kevin is really a humble guy. Truth is he can change a diaper with his hand tied behind his back, with the phone on his ear, as he smokes a joint, watches porn and mixes a vodka tonic. Sheesh, after all the kids he's had - he should have it down to a science by now!
Jamie Foxx likes big butts and he cannot lie. The 'Ray' star says he loves curvy women with ample behinds because they remind him of a childhood crush.
He revealed: "A woman's posterior is the key to my heart. I know it sounds weird, but I come from Texas and when I used to play hide and seek, the girl that I would find, she was a little more round. And I got a pulse from finding that girl. I like big-boned women. I love curves. I like to feel them."
That's the thing with having a big butt and playing hide and seek. You're always the first one to get found.
Pamela Anderson is leading a charge to remove a bust of KFC founder Colonel Sanders from the state Capitol. The animal activist called the Kentucky native’s likeness “a monument to cruelty” to chickens in a statement issued by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Anderson has been involved in a campaign to raise awareness of conditions in processing plants that supply poultry to the popular chicken chain.
So Pam wants the colonel to stop choking his chicken? I love Pam and all but, she really should be more concerned with the squirrel's nest in her hair. The poor critters are probably covered in hair products.
Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom may are headed for another break up according to STAR magazine. Rumor has it the problems are similar to DJ Adam and Nicole Richie's break up woes.
A source explained, "Orlando feels Kate tends to burn the candle at both ends. She seems to have lost weight during the production of Superman Returns and it sounds like Orlando's definitely noticed and asked her to take up a more healthy sleep schedule."
This makes no sense to me. The person you love is withering away and not taking care of themselves so you break up with them to show you care? Ha! That'll teach them!
I don't get it.
Jessica Simpson is going to be fine. She recently told Extra, "I am OK. I'm gonna be OK. I'm working to get OK. It's a difficult time, but I do have a lot of amazing people that surround me and amazing fans that help me know that it's not all over."
She also told Entertainment Tonight that she relies on her family for strength, "My family is everything, especially recently, I've been living with my family and I couldn't live without them obviously. They keep me laughing. And Papa always makes me smile, can't help it, he's my go-to man."
Papa Simpson is a slime ball. First he proudly comments on Jessica's double D's as though they were his very own, then he's seen in this Dukes of Hazzard promo shot eyeing up Ashlee's rack. He creeps me out. Even Homer Simpson would never behave like this. (no relation)
David Hasselhoff has filed for divorce from his wife of 16 years, Pamela Bach citing irreconcible differences.
I guess you could say Pamela has lost her night rider.
Eva Longoria claims the greatest gift for any woman is learning how to pleasure herself . Eva, who famously said she didn't have an orgasm until she used a vibrator, revealed: "After I spoke openly about vibrators I literally got boxes of free sex toys sent to me. So I was constantly giving them away. Even before that I'd give them to girlfriends for their birthdays and they'd be so excited."
If any of my friends ever bought me a vibrator as a gift I would be shocked, disgusted and appauled! Thankfully, my friends know me well enough to just get me a Sex shop gift certificate so I can pick out my own.
Five paparazzi, who claim that last year Heath Ledger spat at them at an even...launched a retaliatory attack last week. Heath and his girlfriend Michelle Williams were squirted with water pistols as they strolled down the red carpet for the Sydney premiere of Brokeback Mountain. The soaking lasted a reported 10 seconds, during which Ledger shielded his partner from the blast.
And they say chivalry is dead....
Lindsay Lohan is a "mean girl". She apparently wrote "Scarlett is a c___" on a bathroom wall in a club when she was drunk. Scarlett referring to Scarlett Johansson and no the C does not stand for cutie. Nobody knows why she wrote it. I don't think Lindsay had a reason...it was the only name she knew how to spell at the time.
Keira Knightley says she likes jumping around and getting "very sweaty" when she goes out partying at night.
She explained to America's Cosmopolitan magazine: "I'm one of those people who goes to a club and gets very, very sweaty and makes a complete fool of herself.
How is Keira not hanging out with Paris Hilton or Tara Reid yet?
Mary J Blige is a fan of coats made from animal skin. She says, "Those PETA people don't want to mess with me, they don't want to throw paint on my coat because it's going to be Mary in the news the next day, you know what I mean? What gives them the right to destroy someone's coat because their opinion is that you shouldn't wear animals? Understand what I'm saying?"
And just because Mary also has the right to wear pink satin pants.....that don't make it right neither.
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are expecting a baby together, the Daily Star claims today. Reports say that Timberlake's mother apparently revealed the couple's happy news to her neighbours .
A neighbour revealed, "Mrs Timberlake told us it's going to be 'a very exciting year for Justin and Cameron' and that she hoped to have a baby over next December 25 then added, 'I'm knitting booties.'
Wow if this is true the couple must be so exited! Not only is grandma knitting booties but, Cameron's gettin' boobies!
OUT AND ABOUT...
As promised above, if you can remember that far back....more Angelina and Brad photos from Haiti. I've also been to Haiti years ago and they never caused such a commotion for my arrival. Surely, they did not recognize me.
Here they are seeing the wonderful results of Wyclef Jean's charity work. They both seem so happy and she is really glowing!
I feel sorry for the kids there though. They probably thought the couple was there to adopt one of them. Imagine their little hearts racing with joy and then...the disappointment of it all when they realize they aren't going to be the next Maddox or a Zahara. Suddenly I find their visit to Haiti quite cruel.
Click the photo to enlarge.
Here is a computer generated photo of what Brad and Angelina's baby may look like.
Here's another one. These are all over the internet right now.
And not to be outdone by Angelina's pregnancy announcement....Gwyneth has confirmed that she too is pregnant with her second child.
Except that nobody cares.
Penelope Cruz with her sister Monica. Usually the celebrity is much more beautiful than her sister. Not in this case. Her sister is hot. I smell a six figure movie deal brewing except the film will only be available in your neighbourhood video store in the "back" room.
No Paris. Standing next to the LUCKY CHARM guy doesn't make you magically delicious.
Britney and baby Preston. She get points for at least attempting to match her outfit.
But, she still looks like crap. Even Sean Preston has to look away.
And baby's daddy just wanderin around on his lonesome...
Looks like Carmen Electra wants to pole dance with Kate Moss like Lindsay Lohan did . She's trying to attract Kate with some crack.
David Beckham and one of his boys. Utterly adorable. Both of them....but, especially Papa Beckham...the kid may grow out of it.
Victoria Beckham goes shoe shopping with Katie Holmes. This is why you never see Victoria smile...she looks hideous when she does. All these two need is Star Jones and they could have their own little support group.
Later this weekend Victoria was seen hanging out with Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice). Notice how she only hangs out with pregnant women? WTF is with her chaps? And why is she staring at Geri's chest like that?
Apparently this interview was uncomfortable to watch. Ellen interviewed Katie and Tom at an event backstage recently. I saw a clip of this and it was really weird. Tom kept urging Ellen to touch Katie's tummy. Katie seemed freaked out but, then again she always does. Tom was trying to be funny and wasn't even close. The whole thing was bizarre and Ellen of all people was extremely uncomfortable...which she never is. OMG...What if they got to her too????
Sienna Miller dons a wig and some funky boots on the set of her latest film.
Supermodel Giselle Bundchen walks down the streets of her homeland Brazil as every head cranes, snaps, bends and twists to catch a glimpse. As for the bald guy...he's either gay or blind.
Lindsay Lohan shopped. Bag of stripper clothes perhaps for her next date with Kate Moss?
A new ad featuring Mariah Carey. I had to look twice. No cleavage....can it be?
Christina Aguilera in a promo for her new album coming out next year. Very Pin-up ish...I like it!
Salma Hayek graces the cover of Bazaar magazine.
And poses for the inside of the mag as well. The only thing BAZAAR about her is that she is freakishly beautiful.
Rumor has it that Rose McGowan and Quentin Tarantino have hooked up. She's Charmed I'm sure.
And what else happened this weekend in celebrity land? Well, this little celebrity went to market. (I guess Britney's coming over, she bought cheezies)
This little celebrity didn't stay home.
This celebrity had roast beef.
This little celebrity had none.
This little celebrity cried "Me, me, me" All the way home........
CUZ I SAID SO!