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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 99

Jennifer Aniston is suing a photographer, claiming he invaded her privacy by using a telephoto lens to photograph her topless at her house. The lawsuit alleges that photographer Peter Brandt observed Jen"from a great distance through invasive, intrusive and unlawful measures."
The photos were shot in a place where she had reasonable expectations of privacy, claims Aniston's lawyer. The lawsuit alleged Brandt had shown the topless pictures to agencies. Brandt declined comment on whether he had shown the pictures to agencies, but said he had no intention of selling them.
I know she most certainly has a right to her privacy but, these paparrazzi guys kill each other for a used celebrity q-tip. Anything for a story. Why give them the bait? Anyhow, she has sued in the past for the same reason and won.













Mariah Carey was in Germany to accept a Bambi award as the world's most successful pop star. At the ceremony, she was also presented with a gold record to mark the 100,000 copies of her latest album The Emancipation Of Mimi to be sold in Germany. The songstress went backstage following her performance the trophy, designed as a butterfly, had been stolen from her dressing room. The thief has not been caught.
Puhlease, she put the award in her dress for safe keeping and forgot. All that silcone in there...one would forget that yet another foreign object was shoved in there.













Uma Thurman opened up her heart to Grazia magazine about the difficulty of finding Mr Right:
"How does anybody do it today? It seems harder and harder to make contact, especially for mature women. "
Good Lord, the woman is a six foot blonde with perfect breasts and legs from here to the equator. Men HATE that!!













Jennifer Lopez who normally has flawless skin, was made up to look much older than her 36 years as she shot her latest film El Cantante in New York with husband Marc Antony.
"She looked at least ten years older and several million dollars poorer," said an onlooker. "You could almost imagine that this is what her older sister who never got out of the Bronx might look like."
With her face lined with wrinkles, gaudy make-up and unkempt hair, this is Jennifer Lopez as you have never seen her before. Mind you her ex husbands have probably all seen her looking a lot worse after a late night and a bottle of tequila.













Christina Applegate's and husband, actor Johnathon Schaech, filed for divorce Monday. According to a statement released by their publicist: " The decision is mutual. We have no further comment at this time."
The court papers cited irreconcilable differences.
Another one bites the dust. They were married four years which is a silver anniversary by Hollywood standards.













In the past Lindsay Lohan gushed that she had a huge crush on Brad Pitt. Things have changed. Last weekend at the "Big in 05" VH1 party a reporter asked her if she still had a thing for Brad. Her response?
"Well, he's beautiful. But I've got more of a crush on Angelina though than Brad."
TAKE A NUMBER HONEY. I've been standing in line a hell of a lot longer....













Speaking of....Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may adopt tsunami orphaned twins, according to The Daily Star. The pair will begin adoption proceedings in Indonesia as the children are currently living in an orphanage in country, according to the web site Entertainment Wise.
Anybody else suddenly regretting that their parents immigrated here for a better life?













Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has a clause in her contracts that she will never bare her bum.The Brazilian beauty insists she will never show her bottom on the catwalk because she doesn't want onlookers leering at her.
She said: "I don't want my booty to show."I make sure that they understand that my booty has to be covered. It's my booty and I feel like when you're walking on the runway, God knows where they're looking. It's not that I feel self-conscious, it's that I feel like my booty should be shown on special occasions, for special people."
I suppose the camera man at this photo shoot is one of those "special" people?













A friend of Kevin Federline has revealed that the problem in the relationship is Britney's mom Lynne Spears.
The source said, "She hates Kevin. Since the day Britney had the baby, she has not left Britney's side. Lynne insists on doing everything for the baby,feeds it, cleans it, bathes it, and she won't let Kevin touch him. She says Kevin holds it wrong, that he doesn't know what he is doing."
Funny, that's what Britney says too but, when she says it she ain't talking about the baby.
Speaking of performing, he never did show up at the Billboard awards nor did Britney - so much for that stupid rumor.











Jessica Simpson reveals breakup reasons to People magazine. According to the news, she was fed up with her husband’s partying and that the last straw came during an argument the day before Thanksgiving. She had enough of the marriage and the fighting. Jessica just wanted it to be over. Jessica and Nick never signed a prenuptial agreement. Apparently he wanted her to sign one and she refused. He was the famous one at the time but, my, how things have changed. Nick is entitled to half of whatever the couple made after their marriage, unless they reach a settlement. And Jessica's the one who's made all the cash.
Even if good times Jessica gave Nick the finger...as proven below.










Former American Idol contestant (from the season when Reuben won) Julia DeMato was arrested for drunk driving and drug possession on Saturday. Cops became suspicious when they spotted her black SUV drive into the parking lot of a restaurant that had been closed for over an hour. First she failed the sobriety test then when cops searched her vehicle they found marajuana, 2 hash pipes and a baggie with a small amount of cocaine.
Julia told the police,"This has all been a terrible misunderstanding!"
Ofcourse it was. Clay should of won that season dammit. We're all messed up about it. I feel you Julia.













OUT AND ABOUT...
Eva Longoria and boyfriend Tony Parker going to rob a bank perhaps? What's with the black clothes and the shades?














I wonder if the drugs Paris took for her evening out match her outfit? Some LSD maybe? How else do you explain this get up.














Mary Kate's got a new boyfriend but, SHHHHH dont tell Paris. Paris is dating MaryKate's leftovers from her last relationship.











Madonna looking like she just did something to piss off the pope OR her husband again.













On/off again and off then on back off, on, off, on again, broken up, Sienna and Jude are back together. I give up.














Newlyweds Ashton and Demi are looking more and more alike by the minute.













It is just wrong on so many levels when a father is proud to show off his 16 year old daughter when she is half naked. Shame on Hulk Hogan and pity for his daughter Brooke.










Jack Osbourne son of Ozzy and Kimberly Stewart daughter of Rod ham it up for the media. A couple years ago she had breast implants removed and gave them to Jack for a souvenir. He still has them....somewhere in his messy room. Yuck.











When Backstreet Boys attack....This must be A.J before his little visit to rehab.












Jessica Simpson is dealing with her bad marriage the way she did when it was once a good marriage. By shopping. She bought this Louis Vitton chest for $30,000. I wonder how much she paid for her other chest.













Mariah sent her Christmas cards already. Whew - and I thought I was the only one who wore a skin tight evening dress to decorate the tree. I can cancel my therapist appointment now. I'm gonna be fine.










The Gotti's sent out a card also. They think they are miserable now, wait until the pharmacy is closed Christmas Day and the boys are out of hair gel.









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