Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, December 05, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 97

Yesterday wasn't Mariah Carey's day. She was evacuated from her hotel room in a bathrobe after the fire alarm went off. She couldn't enjoy the rest of her shower and went down a fire escape. Poor Mariah had to deal with the inconvenience for 30 minutes before returning back to the luxurious suite.
I am pretty sure she was wearing carefully selected lingerie when it occurred and also quite certain she may have pulled the alarm herself.

In a recent interview with The Sun, Pete Doherty has dished on his relationship with Kate Moss and why he quit rehab. He claims she'd recently screamed at him over the phone, saying: "I don't want you any more. You didn't stick it through rehab. I hate you."
He told the paper: "I spoke to Kate 30 minutes ago. She shouted and screamed at me. She threw her mobile at the wall. She's furious. The real reason she dumped me is that I can't buy her diamonds and my d*** is too small."
Oh sure. It has nothing to do with the fact he's a cocaine addict, alcoholic and his picture should be under the word TRAINWRECK in the dictionary.

Paris Hilton unveiled her limited edition watch collection at a Manhattan store. Paris wore a $100,000, diamond watch from the collection, named simply Paris Hilton. The lavish watch has more than 1,000 diamonds and show the five time zones.
Just because you have a piano doesn't make you a pianist. And this still does not confirm that this idiot can tell time.

Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros, who both star on ABC's "Lost," were arrested in separate incidents and within 15 minutes of each other for allegedly driving under the influence of an intoxicant. Both failed field sobriety tests and were released Thursday on $500 bail each, police said. The actresses, who were in separate cars, were arrested after their vehicles were spotted weaving on Pali Highway, which connects Kailua and Honolulu, police said.
Here are their mugshots accompanied by a photo from the show.

Kate Winslet says she is done taking it all off for movies. She says she had a rough time of it while filming a nude scene for the upcoming Sean Penn movie, "All The King's Men."
"I starved myself for a week because I was completely paranoid about the whole thing," Kate told Elle magazine. "I've had two kids! And I had to walk across a room naked. It is something I will never be doing again. Ever."
Oh c'mon Kate, lighten up. You were getting PAID to walk across a room naked to get to Sean Penn. No sympathy here.

Kelly Clarkson has hooked up with rocker Graham Colton, whose appropriately named band, the Graham Colton Band, is opening for Kelly on her current tour.
"It's very serious. He's just a great guy and very normal. They're totally into each other." a source tells People magazine.
Just who are these "sources" anyhow? A stagehand? A band member perhaps? For all we know it's a cleaning lady who coincidentally also works at People magazine.

Britney was in Las Vegas Friday for her 24th birthday after kicking deadbeat husband Kevin out of their home for smoking week in the vicinity of the baby. Her mother Lynne went with her to Vegas along with Sean Preston. According to sources Britney was seen without her wedding band which she has replaced by a skull and crossbones ring. Also, there are pictures all over the internet of Kevin's ferrari being taken away supposedly as per Britney's request.
This is going to be better than we thought y'all.

Cameron Diaz has responded to speculation by explaining that the diamond ring she's been wearing lately is just "a special ring". When asked if there were any wedding plans in place, she told OK! magazine: "No! Where did you get that? I don't mind answering this type of question but it's not true."
In other words Justin hasn't asked yet.

Scarlett Johansson is often amused when she is described as feminine, because she believes she looks like a boy. Scarlett, who just turned 21, admits that she often sees a "pre-pubescent boy" when she looks at herself in the mirror.
She says, "People tell me that I am so feminine; that everything about me is so feminine and I always think, 'No, not really.'
When in doubt Scarlett, just turn sideways. That should clarify things for you dear.

Shock rocker Marilyn Manson married his his longtime girlfriend, burlesque babe Dita Von Teese . The couple wed Saturday in Ireland. Dita wore a Vivienne Westwood dress, while surprising Manson wore a stylish, classy suit by John Galliano.
Sorry girls he's officially taken. Stop your crying....Ha ha Yuck. I am sure he loves her very much - I just couldn't marry a man who wears more lipstick than I do. I'll post photos of the wedding if I find any, for now here are the lovebirds.

Eva Longoria blames her beauty for interfering with her early acting career. The Desperate Housewife star claims that her looks have caused her to miss out on countless opportunities.
She says, "I've lost a lot of jobs because I was too pretty. And everybody's like, 'Oh, poor you.' But seriously, you don't get the good roles when you're beautiful."
B.S! Charlize Theron and Halle Berry both won OSCARS just to name two off the top of my head and..... I don't know too many people who would kick them out of bed for eating crackers!

In an interview with W magazine earlier this year, Lindsay Lohan bragged that black men love her and that rapper 50 cent asked for her phone number because he saw the movie "Mean Girls" and loved it to death. Lindsay was spotted on the set of 50 cents latest video and she isn't in it. Could the two be dating?
Nah. This is an easy one. Lindsay was probably responding to an ad looking for video whores. Why fight it when it comes so naturally?

Trimspa has been sued by the organizers of Live 8, claiming that Anna Nicole Smith showed up to the charity event drunk and barely dressed. The suit was filed on Thursday in Los Angeles federal court and alleges that Smith "damaged Live 8's reputation and goodwill in the entertainment industry by her unbecoming and erratic behavior."
Besides Anna being a spokesperson for Trimspa, not sure what they have to do with this. Looks like they'll be needing a new rep soon. I hear Courtney Love's fresh out of rehab.

Here's a rumor I'm hoping is not true. Apparently FOX network has cancelled the show Reunion. W.T.F? I love this show. Now I may never know who killed Sam!!! It's my fault. I cursed it. I've been going on and on about how it's so good and even better than Prison Break. I know Will was no Scofield but, he was the best thing about Thursday night television in a long time.

Tara Reid goes shopping with her mother. I hope to God Tara finally bought a bra.

Whoever said that the "Desperate Housewives" don't get along doesn't know W.T.F they are talking about. Nicolette Sheridan and Teri Hatcher get along just fine. In fact....better than fine.

Star Jones performs a lap dance for her husband Al who everyone is pretty sure is gay. A picture really does say a thousand words. Mind you, if it was someone like Halle Berry grinding up on his lap and he still looked like he'd rather be watching a musical then we'd know for sure.

Another Simpson family embarassment and no, I don't mean Homer.

Charlize Theron looks like catwoman in her new movie "AEONFLUX". I hope for her sake the movie is nothing like CATWOMAN!

Nicole Richie and fiance DJ AM seem thrilled to see each other. Or maybe he's wearing chocolate flavored lip gloss? Nicole's going to bite his lip off!

Jennifer Lopez in Lima with husband Marc Anthony as he performs in concert. He looks like he needs a blood transfusion.

Child actress Dakota Fanning looks like she just got her paycheque for "War of The Worlds".

Geri Halliwell a.k.a. "Ginger Spice" takes her baby bump shopping.

Maddox plays up to the paparrazzi while Mama Angelina plays the calm, cool, 'If I don't look at you maybe you'll go away' game.

Kevin takes out his corn rows and lets his hair down. I'm gonna call him "Curly" AS IN - one of the stooges. Wise guy eh?

Kate Moss at a photoshoot. She stopped doing cocaine but, looks like she's still partial to crack.


Blogger Dill said...

I hate to tell you but apparently Theron's new movie sucks. The studio wouldnt't prescreen to the critics and everyone agrees that when they do that the movie usually sucks and reviews so far are not favourable..... thanks for returning. I was really having the worse case of withdrawl luv Dill

11:41 AM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Hey Dill...I heard it really sucks too. Oh well, she made up for it with MONSTER and the new one...forgot the title...about sexual harassment.

10:42 PM  

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