Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 111
Jon Voight, who is Angelina Jolie's estranged father says he wants his daughter to have Brad Pitt's biological children.
He says, "I'm not sure why she hasn't had her own children. Maybe she hasn't found the right father. I like the look of Brad though. I've got a good feeling about him."
We all do Jon. We all do.
Scarlett Johansson's has reportedly moved into boyfriend Josh Hartnett's apartment. The couple began dating in April after meeting on the set of the film Black Dahlia in Bulgaria.
This relationship should last. Until of course one of them makes a movie with someone else in a foreign country again.
Gwen Stefani is indeeed pregnant with her first child, according to Us Weekly. The baby is due in June, the magazine reported today. She has been married to Gavin Rossdale for three years.
"We are delighted," Us Weekly quotes Gavin's father, Douglas, as saying. Stefani's mother, Patti, also reportedly confirmed the pregnancy to the magazine.
I know, yesterday I was ranting on how she may just be bloated or retaining water. Well she's retaining a human being. I just hate how the minute any woman has a little bulge in her tummy she's got to be pregnant. In this case.....she really is! Suddenly the awful floral arrangement she carried on her head makes sense. She was trying to distract us from her tummy. It worked cuz I didn't even notice Ms Chiquita Banana was preggers.
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin avoided serious injury when his vehicle hit another car in London yesterday. Nobody was hurt. His wife, actress Gwyneth Paltrow, is also thought to have been in the vehicle as well.
And in case somebody was going to make a bruised apple crack....luckily the baby was not in the car with them. I bet Gwyneth was whining about how much she hates Britain, or oatmeal, or the new song by Ashlee Simpson....and Chris lost concentration.
Britney Spears is sueing Us Weekly for publishing a false report. Brit filed a $20 million libel lawsuit on Monday against the magazine. The suit has nothing to do with the recent stories questioning her marriage. Instead it's due to a report that she and Kevin made a sex tape and were worried that it would be leaked.
First of all if there even was such a sex tape, Kevin would of leaked it by now. He's just slimy like that. Britney is talked about in all the magazines and suddenly she is sueing over this? Either she really needs the money right now because Kevin has spent her life savings or maybe this is the only false story to come out and the 506 trillion others are true?
In a recent poll, 71% of People's readers and 76% of Star magazine's blamed Jessica and not Nick for the demise of their marriage. Apparently, her agents are scrambling to put Jessica back in the good books with the public. Rumor has it that Rob Shuter, Jessica's Public Relations rep has been calling every gossip reporter in town with tips about Nick accusing him of everything from greediness to lechery.
I have to say I'm on team Lachey here. I think he should be awarded a medal for putting up with Jessica for as long as he did. As I see it, her father was trying to control everything she did and she allowed him to do so. Nick can do WAY better....and he will. You'll see.
Elton John and his partner David Furnish enjoyed a joint stag party in celebration of their wedding tomorrow. A bunch of celebrities showed up at the gala which included a cabaret performance. Among the stars who were there were Ozzy Osbourne, his wife Sharon and children Jack and Kelly, Elizabeth Hurley, Bryan Adams and Kid Rock.
Sounds like Elton got treated like a queen. I mean the other kind of queen.
Cameron Diaz is planning go backpacking in India with Kate Winslet, as the two prepare for their new movie Holiday. The trip is partly research and partly a bit of fun. The two have met socially, but have never worked together before.
A source told The Sun: "After they signed up for the movie they got talking on the phone. They decided the perfect way to prepare for their roles would be to go backpacking."
I am sure Kate will be cancelling. Once she figures out Justin's not going.
Carmen Electra told Jay Leno on his show recently that she wanted a stripper pole for Christmas. She later revealed on the Early Show, "On Jay Leno I mentioned that I wanted a stipper pole and um somehow it's magically on its way, but it's not from Dave. See that's the perks of being in this business. You say something and all of a sudden it arrives at your front door."
Jay's a good guy but, Oprah would of given the whole audience a stripper pole.
Paris Hilton spent $100,000 in two hours shopping in Beverly Hills. The heiress of a $28 million trust fund filled up her car with things from Louis Vuitton, Sony Style and Jennifer Kaufman during a Saturday shopping spree, the New York Post reported Monday.
Apparently her car was so stuffed it couldn’t hold another bag
She managed to squeeze in some room for the biggest bag of all. Herself.
Jamie Foxx fantasizes about seducing Mariah Carey. He says he dreams of serenading the diva in a bid to win her over. The star revealed: "She's hot! Selling records and doin' her thing."
Didn't Jamie just profess his love for Oprah on her show? Now he wants to seduce Mariah? Shouldn't be all that difficult. After all, he is breathing.
Charlize Theron has turned down the chance to be the next Bond girl in the upcoming film 'Casino Royale'. Other actresses who have turned down the role are Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson.
I am sure they will fill the position. There are a lot of great choices. I thought it may be easier however to tell you who I DON'T WANT being a bond girl....
JENNIFER ANISTON - She's in enough horrible movies as it is and has even more awful ones coming out as we speak. She wants the world to think she is goody-goody yet could try and snag this role just because Angelina didn't want it. She could play a mediocre Bond girl who lives with five other 30-something bond girls who hang out at a neighbourhood coffee shop. Her name could be Ima Loser.
BRITNEY SPEARS - Although this girl could seriously use a good comeback please do not cast her as a bond girl. She will be working on the set all day and her poor excuse for a husband will be out gallavanting and I am going to have to report that crap which is getting old now. If they do make her a Bond girl, she can be a swedish spy who poses as a dirty, smelly girl by day and a seductress by night. Her bond name can be Iwash Mypheat Forya
Nicole Richie - Although James could probably use her scrawny body as a skeleton key to pick locks...she cannot be a bond girl. Bond girls traditionally have not resembled 9 year old boys. Cuz then they would be called Bond boys.
Jessica Simpson - Her father probably already has the script in his grubby little hands. They can call her Ivanna Spraytan.
OUT AND ABOUT.....
Kelly Osbourne, Diddy and Nicole Richie at a fashion benefit. Kelly and Nicole look like they'd rather be anywhere else.
Charlize Theron channels Marilyn Monroe for a photo shoot.
Alicia Keys looks lovely in her photo shoot.
Britney's way of saying "I've got a sense of humor y'all" or could be saying "I'm in denial y'all"
Lindsay Lohan and her little sister go shopping. The gene fairy was a little more generous with Lindsay apparently.
Nicolette Sheridan seen out with her ex from many moons ago...Michael Bolton. Are they dating again?
How can they be lovers if they can't be friends?
Katie and Tom find something humorous. They probably crack up everytime he introduces her as his wife.
CUZ I SAID SO!