Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 110

Kate Moss burst into tears when she met her friend Naomi Campbell for the first time since her stay in rehab because she was overwhelmed to see her old friend again. Naomi recently talked about their reunion, "Kate only a few weeks ago in New York and we embraced and both cried because she's really been through a lot. She is looking better than ever."

Naomi was probably crying because she realized she not only nearly lost a friend but, more importantly, she lost a lucrative drug connection.

Supermodel Claudia Schiffer had her London home raided by burglars as she and her two children slept upstairs. Thousands of dollars worth of electrical equipment, including a laptop and digital camera, were stolen last week. Although nobody was hurt, Claudia is still badly shaken by the incident.
A friend says, "She's horrified at the thought that someone broke into the house and was creeping around while they were asleep in their beds."

Lucky for her the intruders didn't know a supermodel lived there. They would of stolen her underwear and auctioned it off on E-Bay!

Sharon Osbourne who had a boob job back in July to give her a 34DD chest is now getting them reduced even though her husband Ozzy loves them.
Sharon recently told a talk show, "The last thing I had done was my boobs. But I don't like them now, they're too big. Ozzy likes them, but they're too big. Honestly, they weigh a lot."
Originally, Sharon had her own natural breasts reduced 20 years ago.

I don't care what anybody says. Nobody...and I mean nobody is surgically removing my nipple to insert a slimy insert...only to RE-ATTACH my nipple once the slimy slippery insert is placed inside of my chest. If Ozzy likes playing with fake things, Sharon should make him get a penis implant. Without anaesthetic.

Hollywood stars Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth are rumored to be engaged to be married after witnesses saw them shopping at London's top jewellers this weekend.
An onlooker tells British newspaper The Sun, "They were picking out engagement rings and she was trying them on. They had huge smiles on their faces and were kissing and cuddling."

You know how these stories get blown out of proportion. The couple was probably drunk, giggling and walked into a 7-11. He got a slurpee while she bought a 79 cent kiddie ring and they laughed and left.

Carmen Electra is relieved a man bidding for a date with her on E-Bay was disqualified. Carmen who is married to Dave Navarro, agreed to be auctioned off for a date as the money was going to charity.
She says: "They were bidding for a date with me on eBay, which was kind of weird, but the money went to charity, so I thought it would be a nice thing to do. It went up to some crazy number and I actually felt obligated to, like, sleep with the guy. But I didn't, because they were disqualified."

Obligated to sleep with the guy? Knowing her husband Dave he would of agreed to this - if he could join in ofcourse. Oh and Carmen would have to leave the room.

Spanish singer Julio Iglesias Jr's father Julio Iglesias Puga died of a heart attack today, only days after announcing he was to become a father again. The 90-year-old gynaecologist died early yesterday. (Monday) Five years ago, he made headlines when he married 42-year-old Ronna Keit who he went on to have a son Jamie with in 2004. Last week the couple had announced they were expecting a second child together next year.

This was Julio's father and Enrique's grandfather...hey Enrique, if you need a hug let me know. This is sad but, his legacy will continue! Besides, when you marry a man who is nearly 50 years older than you these things are going to happen.

Michael Jackson is so broke the animals at Neverland ranch are going to starve. It seems he hasn't sent enough money from his Bahrain hideaway to feed the animals according to sources. A Fox News columnist revealed, "I am told the situation at Neverland is dire. While Jackson is in Bahrain with his kids and their nanny, there are real fears now for the animals. Last week, the ranch was down to almost no food for the animals. At the last minute, sources say, a delivery was made, but it won't last long."

This is ridiculous! Where is P.E.T.A lately? Did Heather Mills break her wooden leg? Is Pamela Anderson dating someone finally? C'mon people!!! Hustle up to the ranch and save these poor things!

Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline are to jet off to the Caribbean after Christmas in a last-ditch attempt to save their failing marriage. The pair have reportedly struggled to keep their relationship together since the birth of their first child Sean Preston who is now four months old. A source said, "This holiday will make them or break them."

I hear the Bermuda Triangle is nice this time of year....

According to Shirley MacLaine, Jennifer Aniston is 2005's greatest hero. Shirley worked with Jennifer on the movie "Rumor Has It" and says that she is most proud of Jennifer Aniston this year for the way she handled her divorce to Bradley Pitt.
Shirley said, "She has been trampled in public, but her emotional discipline is extraordinary and I really want to compliment her for that. I'm really proud of her for the way she is handling this. She has come through what must be one of the most painful and difficult requirements of any human being, much less a young person,"

Oh please. Who trampled on her? Oprah? Diane Sawyer? If anything she was portrayed as the martyr and the saint. Angelina's the one who was labelled as a homewrecker and tramp. Angelina has also handled it well. She has been visiting third world countries, adopting children, being an Ambassor of goodwill...and somehow finding the time to make sweet love to Brad Pitt....I say she's the hero.

Gwen Stefani had admitted she wears a wig to get her signature platinum blond locks. She buys only the best most expensive weave and has it added to her own hair.

Duh, no really, we thought it was your natural hair.... I am just surprised she has any of her own hair left to add a weave to!

A Chinese-dubbed version of Desperate Houswives debuted Monday on China’s state-run CCTV8 channel. The entire first season was to air in seven days, with three shows playing every night. Chinese broadcasters have cut out some of the sex and violence.

WTF's left then? How can they take out the good stuff yet still manage to keep the show appealing? Did they edit some of the storylines? Does Bree have the asian bird flu despite all her cleanliness rituals? Does Lynette have to get rid of 3 of her children because she's only allowed one? Will Edie move to Japan and start up her own Geisha business? Will Susan incorporate Ginseng into her encounters with the plumber? Will Gabrielle rescue Carlos from his horrible torture at the prison? Stay tuned.

Uma Thurman on the set of her new movie "Super Ex-Girlfriend" where she plays the super hero ex of Luke Wilson.

Either Pamela Anderson needs to go to an optometrist or Kid Rock has a really, really, really big....personality.

Lindsay Lohan on Hollywood Blvd.

Denise Richards looks thrilled! No hubby, no kids, lots of shopping! Enough said.

Scene from "Brokeback Mountain" where Jake Gyllenhaall and Heath Ledger play cowboy lovers. If this were two women making out their faces would not be covered and there would be tongue action for sure. This movie is getting tons of golden globe nominations.

Guess who's bony ass is itchy?

If you said Mary Kate got the bony ass part right but, it's actually Hilary Duff.

Just who's pregnant anyhow? I thought Tom's breasts looked tender and swollen lately.

Tom and Katie have scientology conversion in mind while Will and Jada seem to have some other type of "swapping" on the agenda.

Word has it Kirsten Dunst is a drunk. I say her family and friends should arrange an intervention right away! Not for the alcohol habit...but, if her loved ones really cared they would force her to wear a bra. There is no 12 step program for people who may get poked in the eye by one of these suckers!

Speaking of fashion interventions...Mariah, I beg you listen to me...that mirror is LYING to you. Get a new one. You ain't the fairest of them all honey.

What could possibly be worse than Brooke Hogan (Hulk's daughter) at a club with her boyfriend when she is only 17??????

I'll tell you what's worse, Zoe Kravitz, daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet hanging out with her friends...she is only 14! Zoe is the one holding the smokes in the gray top. This is not even the bad picture.

This is. And that ain't pop? Isn't the drinking age in the states 21?

Guess who's party the police are arriving at due to noise complaints?

Yup. Paris Hilton. She had a party Saturday night. Who is the idiot holding up that pet? That better be a stuffed animal!
It drives me nuts how Paris wears a sloppy wife beater tank top to host a party, yet she wears a Dolce and Gabanna dress to go pick up her dry cleaning.

Not many people can get away with horizontal stripes. Which is why the rack at the store is still full except for the sweater Nicole Richie bought....



Blogger Bernadette said...

Hey, if Tom Cruise was able to get Katie preggers (which I'm still trying to figure out how...I mean HOW DO ALIEN'S INPREGNATE??")...then Julio's 90 year old father should be able to knock everyone up.


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