Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 106

Elton John's broadcast of his Las Vegas show extravaganza "The Red Piano" was censored by Nbc when they edited out Pamela Anderson's pole dance. The Caesars Palace show aired on Monday night without the segment in which John sang The Bitch Is Back while an oversized screen behind him displayed a scantily clad Anderson. Pam pole-danced during the song. After an assessment by its standards and practices department, the network decided the material was not appropriate for an 8pm time slot.
I bet the "standards and practices department" also kept the tape just to make sure it didn't get into the wrong hands.

A new report by In Touch Weekly says that Kevin Federline criticizes his wife's attitude towards their marriage.
He is quoted as saying, "I love her. But ask me now about life apart from Britney, and all I can say is, 'Can it be any worse than living with her?' I am doing what she wanted, getting out of the house and trying to find work, but I do that and she trashes my efforts. She just wants me at her beck and call as a little house husband. Marriage is something you don't go into lightly. She has to learn she can't just pick me up and dump me off, like her first husband."
Britney's spokespeople say, "The story is untrue and hurtful and he didn't give them an interview. He and Britney are as normal as other couples, they fight and they make up. They are fine and happy."

Sure, it's normal -I do know other couples like this but, um, either they've been divorced for years or they only have two years left of their prison sentence.

Jennifer Aniston is desperate to escape the media frenzy which has surrounded her since splitting from ex-husband Brad Pitt. She hopes a visit to her family's farm will give her a chance to live a normal life for a few weeks.
She says, "I'm going to take some time off, travel. I want to go to Greece and some other countries. My family has a beautiful farm in Greece. I've only gone back there once. It would be a refreshing thing to be out of this (Los Angeles) bubble."

Enough already! I'll buy her a one way ticket. Sheesh.

Lindsay Lohan has yet another new best friend. Kate Moss. The two had lunch together in LA.
Their lunch date follows rumours that the pair were planning to spend a weekend together at a health spa. Of course, Lindsay has made no secret that she's always been an admirer of Kate.
"Kate Moss is my fashion icon," she told Heat magazine earlier this year.

I wonder how many times they went in the bathroom to powder their noses?

Gavin Rossdale, who is married to Gwen Stefani, told Tyra Banks on her talk show that Gwen was nervous on their first date. "We went out for lunch ... and as I was talking to her, I could see these red marks on her throat," he said. "She broke out in hives!"

Did he ever think the hives had nothing to do with him? Maybe she was having a reaction to MISS CLAIROL NO. 35 - UNNATURAL BLONDE.

Rod Stewart insists this time, his marriage will last forever. He says he is relieved current fiance Penny Lancaster is in her thirties, because he found marriage to Rachel Hunter who was in her teens when they met was very volatile.
He explains, "There's a big difference between marrying a 21-year-old and marrying a 34-year-old. Women go through this stage between 20 and 30 when they're very volatile. I don't think anyone should get married - either sex - before 30, because everything changes and women change the most. Penny's steadfast now. I'm very, very lucky to have such a gorgeous woman at my side."

At his age, he's lucky to have ANY woman by his side. Yuck.

Sienna Miller will not go on the internet because there is so much false gossip about her across the web. Since embarking on a romance with Jude Law, she claims she has become the victim of many bizarre rumours.
She says, "I think that it's had a really detrimental effect on celebrities. One bored person can sit there and make up something, put it on the internet and two minutes later it's everywhere. It's scary."

Who is she calling a bored person?
The real reason she won't go on the internet is that she cries like a baby when she sees old photos of her and Jude - like this one - when he ONLY had eyes for her.

Courtney Love grabbed a porn star's naked breasts during a live radio show. Courtney even stunned DJ Howard Stern when she groped the busty porn star named "Houston" during an on-air interview. Courtney remarked as she rubbed the X-rated stars enormous fakebreasts, she said, "They are really good. They are huge."

I was going to post a photo of the porn star instead of Courtney but, all I could find were very suggestive photos or the insertion of items- even I myself do not recognize. Nobody needs to see that. want to do a google on it....

Desperate Housewives stars Doug Savant (Tom) and Felicity Huffman (Lynette) are set for an interesting double date with their real-life partners on the show. Felicity's real-life husband is William H. Macy and Doug's wife is Laura Leighton. (Who brilliantly played Sydney on Melrose Place)
Savant says, "The producers want Felicity and I to go out with another couple and that couple would be Bill and Laura. We'll have to wait and see if it happens, but it would be a blast."

Not that I need any reason to watch...I am hooked already....but, this would be a real treat to see!

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria finally has snagged a Golden Globe nomination. Eva was the only one of the show's main characters to be overlooked for both Golden Globe and Emmy nominations last year. She says when she got the news, she literally fell out of bed.
She says, "It was my sister who told me and I didn't believe her at first. It's nice to be the underdog. Everybody was rooting for me to get nominated. And just that made me cry when I heard in the press room that everybody cheered when they said my name."
This year, Nicollette Sheridan stands as the only main actress on the show to go without a nomination.

Oooh, the Golden Globes are gonna be good this year! I hate how these actresses pretend they found out from someone else that they were nominated. B.S!! They are sitting in anicipation, waiting for their name, cursing their co-stars and picking out the dress they are going to wear that night ahead of time!

Bruce Willis has reportedly been pestering supermodel Petra Nemcova fora date and even donated $50,000 to charity to impress her.The Hollywood actor had been trying non-stop to get hold of the model's telephone number since last week to ask her out. Petra's friends claim Bruce even called her modelling agency to get her number and they refused but, they did agree to pass on Bruce's digits to Petra. Despite all these attempts, Petra has not called Bruce .

Let me spell it out for you Bruce. R-E-S-T-R-A-I-N-I-N-G O-R-D-E-R.

OUT AND ABOUT.........
At first glance this seems very sweet....Tom escorting Katie to the washroom. Is it love really or paranoia that the minute she leaves his side she will run like the guy from "Chariots of Fire?"
I bet Katie's the only gal who watches "Prison Break" for the escape tips.

Yes, Christina Aguilera is still married. With this string of celebrity break ups lately, I thought I would confirm this one. Just in case you were wondering.

Kelly Osbourne hangs out with Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay's younger sister at Disneyland. What fine examples they are setting for her. After a day with these two she'll be smoking weed and swearing like a trucker.

The beautiful Eva Mendes at a party for designer Dior.

Jamie Foxx looking Foxy on his album cover due to be released December 20th.

Supermodel Giselle Bundchen on the beach with her new boyfriend, surfer Kelly Slater. Take that Leonardo Di Caprio!

This is Halle Berry on a casual day. Most people need at least 2 hours to look like this. Ok, well, kind of like this.

Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba hand out gifts at a children's hospital. I bet all the mothers and fathers showed up too!

Jennifer Lopez is looking like the cat who swallowed a furball.

Now that Kevin's got his ferrari back he won't leave it's side. If he spent a quarter of the time with his baby as he did with this vehicle we wouldn't be talking about him so much.

Kimberly Stewart wandering around aimlessly. She's lost because......

Her buddy Paris Hilton is in Tokyo with Nicky Hilton. Nicky is promoting her handbag line. Paris is just promoting herself as usual.

Nicole Richie goes shopping with an unidentified male. He looks like he needs a sandwich more than she does. Yikes. Man-orexia.

Russell Crowe and his son Charles. This kid looks like a big wussy crybaby with curls. He'd better toughen up or he's gonna get his ass kicked in kindergarten!

Hilary Duff at the Cheaper by The Dozen Two premiere. You know what's cheaper by the dozen? Donuts. She could use one. Even a timbit would be good.

If the GUCCI emblem on Madonna's glasses were any bigger she would be blind in one eye. Ok, we get it, they are designer glasses, whoopdee do...

I am not a fan of Star Jones but, she is a very intelligent, well educated woman. Of all the books she could write, she decides to write one about the ONE thing she knows nothing about...How to find love? WTF does she know about finding love? Her husband is gay. Everyone knows it but, her.

Victoria, I mean Beckham leaving a restaurant. What did she eat exactly? The piece of lemon that came with her tea?

You know how Santa comes once a year? Thanks to Carmen may be more.



Blogger Bernadette said...

I hate to admit it, but I kind of believe Kevin Federline and what he said about Britney. I think despite her talent, she is a spoiled brat. She did not think about his pregnant girlfriend..she saw a new toy, wanted it, got it, had another new toy and now that reality is hitting (if you can call being able to afford all the luxuries that she can a reality), she's whinning cause Kevin didn't all of a sudden become the 'perfect' husband (at her beck and call). She lost her figure and he became his real self...oh my what a shock...NOTTTTTTTTT!! Don't get me wrong, I'm not impressed with Kevin, but I strongly believe Britney is getting what she asked for. (Be careful what you wish for!) I feel sorry for the baby.

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Blogger Bernadette said...

Nicolette doesn't need a golden globe nomination..she already got her's from the plastic surgeon some time ago....


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