Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 104
Rumor has it that Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick Lachey with Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine. According to Lowdown the two had a fling in early September 2004, after a long night of partying at L.A.'s Sunset Marquis Hotel.
"Jessica and Adam were very close in the booth, and she kept putting her hand on his leg," says the eyewitness. "It was obvious that something weird was going on. A few days later, Adam was talking about how he and Jessica had 'gotten it on' in the hotel that night. "
I doubt this story is true. Who knows? What I do know is that if Jessica is kissing anybody, she should be kissing her surgeon goodbye. How many injections can one person's mouth take??
Actor Colin Farrell is in rehab. He is being treated for exhaustion and dependency on prescription medication, his publicist said Monday. The medication was prescribed to the Irish actor after a back injury his publicist said in a written statement.
Allow me to translate. Exhaustion - he is sick of waking up hungover beside a woman who has more hair on her legs than BIGFOOT. Oh, and that back injury? He probably fell when he was drunk.
Angelina Jolie's former lesbian lover Jenny Shimizu still has feelings for her. They first became close when they co-starred in the 1993 movie Foxfire.
Jenny told The British Sun, "There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be. We will continue to have a deep relationship. It really does go beyond just the sex. She's always had lovers that she relies on. She would call me and I would take care of her sexual needs. Whenever she calls me up I go and visit her. We don't always have sex when she calls....sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle. "
This story is hot and must of excited Brad ........until.......
He saw what this Jenny chick actually looks like.
Kate Moss reportedly will mock her recent drug scandal in a new TV commercial for Virgin Mobile. According to Vogue magazine, Moss takes a rare speaking role in the ad which will air for the first time in Britain on December 24 and jokes about her public image.
After Kate makes fun of herself it will be official. EVERYONE will have had made fun of Kate Moss.
Supermodel Heidi Klum was completely cut out of the Iranian broadcast of the soccer World Cup Finals draw in Germany last week, because her outfit was too revealing. The game was watched by 350 million viewers around the world. However, in Iran authorities objected to Heidi's low-cut dress and censored her appearance. Heidi's father was furious and told a German newspaper, "I don't understand it. A magician's assitant appeared on the show in a bikini top and she revealed far more flesh than Heidi."
No father wants to admit their daughter shows too much cleavage. Well, except for creepy Joe Simpson who brags about it.
Think this is Heidi's version of a burka?
Pamela Anderson has sent a disturbing film of suffering chickens to 535 KFC restaurants across Britain. Pammy wants bosses of the fast food chain to watch the documentary, produced by People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), and make their approach more ethical.
She urges KFC bosses: "You can help make positive changes for chickens."
Pamela should be an example for all of us. The way she loves animals and fights for their lives. In fact in most of her photos she is holding her puppies. She takes them everywhere with her.
Porn star Jenna is trying to stop religious locals in Scottsdale, Arizona from shutting down her local strip club. The club, "Babe's Cabaret" may be closed down due to ordinances governing sexually oriented businesses. Jenna alleges the new laws will restrict business and ban lucrative lap dances, forcing patrons to look for their thrills elsewhere.
She declared, "Erotic dancing has been declared a legal form of artistic expression in court after court. Whether you want to watch erotic dances or not is entirely up to you, but no one has the right to impose their own narrow moralism on the rest of us."
The Scottsdale City Council should be reviewing the fire code in this club. If Jenna's in da house and there's a fire ...there would be no room for anyone to get out. Her boobs would be blocking the fire exits. Now, there's a reason to shut the place down!
American model and reality TV star Caprice was arrested in London on Saturday. She was stopped by police officers in the early hours and arrested. Caprice, who has appeared on VH1's The Surreal Life and British show Celebrity Big Brother, was arrested on suspicion of driving with excess alcohol.
If I was only 33 yet, looked like I was in my late 40's I'd down a 5th of gin too.
Madonna was asked at a Tokyo press conference if she’s encouraging her daughter Lourdes to become a star.
She replied, “I don’t need to teach my daughter how to be a superstar. She’s already acting like one. My daughter loves to dance. She studies classic ballet. You could say she’s a diva already.”
When the apple doesn't fall far from the tree doesn't it still bruise?
Apparently, Jennifer Lopez really wants to have a baby. But, her husband Marc, who already has three kids of his own, says "the time isn't right" every time she brings it up.
Marc is probably terrified of being responsible for anything that weighs more than he does. That's why they can't even get a gerbil.
Alec Baldwin, who is currently involved in a nasty child custody battle with ex-wife Kim Basinger is accusing the actress of brainwashing their 10 year old daughter Ireland against him with bars of chocolate. He say Kim gives Ireland chocolate bars with manipulating messages written on the wrappers. For example, "To my daughter Ireland, who gave me the strength, courage and tenacity to stand up for myself... Mom." Baldwin states in court papers that "The false message she continues to send our daughter is that she needs protection from her father."
To anybody who wonders if this would actually work. Try it. On me.
Demi Moore has taken up singing for her new movie. She has reportedly been spending time in a recording studio to prepare for her role as Virginia Fallon in 'Bobby', the story of the assassination of Senator Robert F Kennedy. She's working on recording 'Louie Louie'.
A source is quoted in America's New York Post as saying: "She is actually pretty good."
Let me guess. The source was Ashton.
OUT AND ABOUT...
Kevin Federline takes a break from taking care of the baby (his mercedes that is) and goes to play a round of golf.
Just as these T-shirts are becoming the best selling items in Los Angelos. Some people really need things spelled out for them! (Ahem, Britney)
Denise Richards only 6 months after giving birth to her second daughter. Running after two toddlers and an irresponsible husband have done wonders for her body!
Where are the makeup people when you need them?
Even worse, FIRE those make up people!
Elizabeth Hurley in a VANITY FAIR photo shoot. Now that's how you wear LOTS of makeup right!
Jennifer Aniston doing a photo shoot for INSTYLE magazine.
Can you guess who this once healthy looking, now rail thin singer is?
It's Hilary - take that Lindsay Lohan now I am skinnier than you na na na na poo poo -Duff
Britney's baby sister Jamie Lynn Spears. Get a a good look. I say by this time next year she won't look so innocent OR be eating at all. Ah, young Hollywood.
Julia Roberts and hubby Danny Moder go for a stoll while Phinneas and Hazel spit up all over the nannies.
Nicole Richie turns to pussy to get over her break up with her fiancee Adam Goldstein.
Really people, such dirty minds you have.
Mariah Carey wearing nothing but, a raincoat, a bra and a smile. She must be going to church with this prudish look. Well, for her anyhow.
Naomi Watts in a promo for the movie "King Kong". She looks like she is waiting for that ape of a man to come and sweep her away.
Surely someone as rich as Nicky Hilton wouldn't need to be smuggling a vacuum under her dress?
Victoria Beckham proudly shows off her new line of denim wear. What's it called - Boney Buttocks by Beckham?
CUZ I SAID SO!