Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 92

Oprah tells "Good Morning America" that the Tom Cruise incident was even more crazy than it appeared. Oprah admits, "It was wilder than it was appearing to me. I was just trying to maintain the truth for myself because I couldn't figure out what was going on. And what I was prepared for was what happens when you're talking to celebrities — when you know they're not going to tell you, but you're going to ask anyway, and then you try asking another way. I was not buying." Winfrey said of Cruise's declarations of love. "That's why I kept saying to 'you're gone, you're really gone.'"

So even Oprah doesn't buy that Tom is in love with Katie? That's odd coming from a woman who people think is actually in love with her best friend Gail and that boyfriend of hers, Stedman, is just a cover.

Instead of focusing on Nicole Richie's newest book 'THE TRUTH ABOUT DIAMONDS', Katie Courtic of the Today Show questioned Nicole on her "very, very, very thin" body. Nicole responded by saying she doesn't own a scale, doesn't know her weight loss digits, and that she "eats healthy".

Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Catherine Zeta-Jones insists diamonds are a girl's best friend and was only convinced Michael Douglas was the man for her when he started showering her with jewellery. Catherine believes loving words are all very well, but a man should give his woman diamonds to impress.
She says, "Call me old-fashioned, but nothing says 'I love you' like a big old rock."

Call me a cynic but, she sure sounds like a gold digger.

Elizabeth Hurley turned down an offer to play screen goddess Marilyn Monroe because she is so proud of her brunette locks, she refused to peroxide them to land the prestigious part.
The model/actress says, "I was offered the Norma Jeane role years ago but our looks are so different and I really don't like the idea of going that much lighter."

What - suddenly there's shortage of blonde wigs in the world? I don't get why she had to dye her hair for the role.

Drew Barrymore's production company will be presenting the romantic comedy "He's Just Not That Into You". The film will be based on the best-seller book that uses a question-and-answer format to teach women how to stop kidding themselves when men aren't interested.
Drew, who usually acts in the films produced by her Flower Films banner, is not slated to star.
The film's story involves a hard-line advice guy who falls for a woman who seeks him out because she can't figure out the men in her life.

Sounds like Drew should star in the film. She's been married three times to people who just weren't into her.

Katie Holmes wants to be a full time mom. Katie has reportedly decided to ditch her acting career in favour of being a stay-at-home mom.
A source said, "Katie has decided to give up acting altogether. She's been telling friends that she and Tom have decided it is best she stays at home and brings up their new baby."

She and Tom decided this? Or was it the hand controlled micro chip Tom installed in Katie's brain while she sleeping - that now makes her decisions for her?

Madonna wants to show all the critics who have accused her of lip-synching segments of her live shows by giving one of her best ever vocal performances. She will sing five songs from her new album Confessions On A Dance Floor at intimate London venue Koko, was deeply hurt when Elton John claimed she mimed on stage during her Reinvention tour.
Elton said recently, "The official reason I heard was that she can't sing while doing the full crab position. Nobody's paid to come and see you do yoga. They've paid to hear you sing."

Oh Madonna can sing live...but, it doesn't sound very good. In her defense, she puts on such a good show it really doesn't matter that she has a ho-hum voice. Madonna is definitely one of the best concerts I have been to.......and I've been to A LOT.

Christina Aguilera wants eagerly to develop her acting career beyond her part in animated hit Shark Tale, but no-one wants to cast her. The singer hoped her role as a singing jellyfish in the movie would kickstart a move into movies but, she's still waiting by the phone.
Aguilera says: "The only part I got offered was in Shark Tale. I would consider any more acting roles though."

Her next role may be as a wife. Rumor has it Christina married her long time boyfriend on the weekend. Congrats!

We all know about Ashlee Simpson's two embarrassing events caught on camera. First the lip syncing fiasco on Saturday Night Live, then the drunken McDonald's incident....but her friends say this that was not the first time she's gotten out of control while drinking and her big sister Jessica is concerned. According to Page Six, "Jessica has told pals she's worried about her little sister's wild partying." But the other night, Jessica was more concerned about her home than her sister. At the ACE awards last Tuesday a spy for Page Six heard Simpson say to her mother, "Mom, Ashlee is so stupid. She left the popcorn in the microwave and almost burned the house down."

Why is it that Ashlee gets scrutinized for doing stupid things while Jessica gets paid for it?

Lindsay Lohan sings on MTV's TRL show. I guess her low cut outfit is to distract people from the fact she can't sing live? Thank Goodness for push up bras. If only Ashlee Simpson thought of this she could of saved her career.

Nick and Jessica make their first public appearance together since Jess's trip to Africa. Nick looks thrilled. Jessica looks confused but, what else is new?

Nick seen alone looking really tired.

Angelina Jolie without the kiddies.

Sienna Miller chopped more of her hair off! I do prefer this look to her page boy cut. She must of read all the blogs I wrote making fun of that other style.

Nicole Richie leaving her appearance on a talk show promoting her new book.

Kate Moss at the Barcelona airport with her daughter Lily.

Mariah shows off her 4 vibe awards she won on the weekend....among other things...

Kevin Federline hangs out with his dad showing the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. A rotten apple that is. But, his father is still better than him cuz at least he's around for his kid...unlike Kevin. Maybe when baby Sean gets older, Kevin will drink beer with him too.

Tara Reid turned 30 on the weekend. Only a drunken person would pose for a picture while holding up a shirt that says NO PHOTOS.

Pussycat Dolls performing and making the male audience with their girlfriends were "hot" like them but, maybe not so slutty in a public place.

Paris and her play thing Stavros. He actually got into another car accident on the weekend!

Ben and Jen relax before the baby comes. Looks like any minute now...

Victoria Beckham may have just seen her reflection in the mirror for the first time.

Eva Longoria who was on "THE VIEW" today and says she is a size 00 - Yes, that is a DOUBLE ZERO....eats natchos at her boyfriend Tony Parker's basketball game.


Blogger Chica said...

That whole Katie Holmes pregnancy business reminds me too much of that Rosemary's Baby movie. Creepy!

11:03 PM  
Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

LOL that picture of Nicole Richie looks like shes about to be blown away! Actually though depending on what shes wearing, sometimes her anorexicness suits her.

Oh god Mariah won more awards... More stuff to boost her ego, lol she makes me laugh everytime I see her!

Yeh apparantly Christina's wedding was this weekend. Shes doing it over 3 days! She wants it to be this over the top thing. But I have heard shes gotten a lot of roles offered to her but shes turned them down cuz of her schedule.

5:52 AM  
Blogger Pink Pen said...

Ok, I so don't get that pussycat dolls song... I know. I'm old, but why are girls thinking it's cool to have some slutty chicks wearning hardly any clothes diss them by saying you're not hot, you suck and your boyfriend can do better?

9:49 AM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Pink Pen... I think the song is stupid but, very catchy...they remind me of a slutty spice girls.
If you really look at their faces they aren't really that hot at all. It's the fact that all you see is a bunch of half naked woman. I am sure if they dressed in business suits they would not be so appealing to the masses.

10:47 AM  

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