Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 89

Pink has confessed she has a girl crush on Kelly Osbourne. The singer admitted she found the reality TV star sexy after they met at an awareness concert for gay marriages in New York. Pink is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "I think Kelly's straight but she's really sexy. I could just eat her up."

Does Pink's fiance know she feels this way? I guess he does now.

Jessica Simpson had a very strange interview with Access Hollywood's Billy Bush over the weekend. Her publicist who was present in the room would not let Jessica answer any questions that did not concern Jessica's new clothes and shoe line. Billy tried to address the status of her marriage with Nick and was quickly shot down by the publicist. He then went on to ask about the recent story in Teen People where Jessica admitted to seeing a therapist in a regualr basis.
"You went into therapy. What was behind that decision because a lot of people do?" he asked, only to find Jess reluctant to answer the question. "I mean, hmm, I don't wanna… Everybody's asking that question," she softly said. "I would stay away from that," a publicist said from off-camera. He then tried to ask her about Operation Smile, which is the organization she recently went to Africa for.
"You just made a trip to Africa, didn't you?" Billy asked Jessica.
"I did," she replied. "It was a wonderful great trip that taught me a lot about myself. It just puts life into perspective. I met so many amazing kids." "
Did you see anything in particular?" Billy followed up.
But this time, it wasn't Jessica who responded. "That's it. No other questions," the publicist interrupted one final time. Billy looked at Jessica and all she could do was shrug her shoulders and smile. "Sorry," she said. "I gotta listen to my peeps."

This is Jessica looking at her publicist during the interview. Obviously something is going on. Maybe her marriage is in trouble afterall? And where was daddy/manager Joe?He's probably glued to younger daughter Ashlee's side after her embarassing McDonalds escapade last week where she was caught on video drunk and berating an employee.

Halle Berry is reportedly pregnant with her first child. It is rumoured she is expecting a baby with her actor boyfriend, Michael Ealy, while other sources claim the couple are in the process of trying for a child, according to America's New York Daily News newspaper. Halle's spokeswoman did not return calls to comment. Halle has made no secret of her desire to become a mother. She recently admitted she is desperate to have children before she turns 40 next year, telling chat show host Oprah Winfrey: "If there's no serious man, whoever I'm dating at the time, I'll say, 'Hey, would you like to have a baby? I'll sign a paper that will say I won't ask you for one red cent.'"

Halle met Michael on the set of her last movie - she co-starred with him. That's gonna be one BEAUTIFUL baby!!

Paris Hilton, Starvos Niarchos, Kimberly Stewart, Talan (from Laguna Beach), and some chick got into a minor fender bender outside of Club Element last night. They had just left a night club at 2:30 A.M. Stavros was behind the wheel of a Bentley when he hit a truck in front of the car. As witnessed by many, after a few seconds, the car speeds away, barely missing a bystander on the street. Then the car was pulled over by the police, with all occupants standing outside the vehicle. At one point, Talan could be heard telling police "I'm the only sober one, let's just go."

It was a matter of time really. No idiots or superficial people were injured.

In an interview with New! magazine, Paris's mom Kathy Hilton was asked about her daughter's relationship, but confessed she knew nothing about it. She said: "What relationship? Are you sure? I don't know about that. That is news to me. I met him a few years ago, but he hasn't been at our house. Oh God! Are there pictures of them together?" When told that Paris was snapped on a beach with her new Greek shipping hier Stavros, Kathy replied: "Are you kidding? Are they walking on the beach?" In a separate interview in Closer, Kathy said she was to blame for Paris' love of partying, saying she was too strict with her at home. She also dismissed her daughter's sex tape scandal as an "unfortunate incident", and added: "I'm so proud of Paris. People think of her as this sexy goddess but she's just a sweet girl.

Mom will be so proud. Her "sweet" daughter is in the December issue of the men's magazine "MAXIM"....straddling a blow up whale.

Kate Moss has flown her coop. Removal vans have removed most of her stuff from her home in the swanky North London.
"I think this is about the fifth time we have moved her" said one of the movers , "All her stuff is going into storage in North-East London until she decides she wants it back."
Kate is expected to be spending the next few months working in the U.S.

Getting as far away from her ex boyfriend - train wreck addict Pete Doherty is the smartest thing she has done yet. Besides rehab ofcourse!

Catherine Zeta-Jones prefers women flirting with her husband Michael Douglas to men, because she'd be more confident fighting over him with a girl. Even though he is 25 years older than her, she says Michael is an attractive and desirable man, even at the age of 61.
And she would be prepared to turn violent if necessary.
She says, "If a man looks at him, I'll be angry, but if it's a woman it's better for me because with her, I'll solve the problem with a sword."

What? Men flirt with Michael Douglas? And he isn't fighting them off with a sword? Very Interesting.

Jennifer Aniston has finally spoken out about how things stand between her and ex-husband Brad Pitt. Jennifer told Good Morning America,
"Do I talk to Brad? Yes, we do, I do. That's very peaceful. It's a really peaceful thing."
Jennifer also said her current life "relaxed" and "comfortable" in the "little beach house" in Malibu she shares with her dog, Norman . She insists she does not want to be pitied as a wronged woman.
"That's another thing," she says. "People want it to be this war and this mean, terrible, shallow thing that's just playing like some soap opera or storyline, and it's just not. So, yeah, pleasant, done."

Actually no. People just want you to stop talking about it now.

Jennifer Lopez regrets one thing about her music career she never has the time to tour. The woman has a recording career, stars in movies as well as side projects involving fashion and cosmetics. She is going to try and tour in the future.
She said, "Because of my movie career I haven't toured much. I haven't really had the pleasure of really performing for my fans and touring and stuff like that."

Oh yeah.... and there's also the fact she can't sing live.

Katie Holmes' former fiance Chris Klein fears the actress is being brainwashed by Tom Cruise's Church of Scientology. Kate converted to the religion at Tom's request and Chris thinks she is not being allowed to make her own decisions.
He says, "A lot has been made of her getting into Scientology. I hope that she's making decisions that are making her happy and that she doesn't have people in her life leading her astray from what she wants and what she believes."

I think Katie may be smarter than all of us. She probably brainwashed Tom. She's never had so much press!

Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross has opened her heart about how she met her man, confessing he'd been buying flowers for another woman at the time. Asked if it was true that she had met stockbroker Tom Mahoney in a Hollywood florist, she said: "Yes, but don't worry, I didn't do anything inappropriate."
She also admitted that her engagement to Tom has almost turned her into her onscreen character Bree, adding that being in love has made her want to cook. But she's still not quite doing the housework, confessing: "I mean to be neater but I'm like a tornado."

Not our Bree? Here she is on Martha Stewart. I would LOVE to see her on Martha's show but, as her character...Bree! Imagine that? Martha's interviewing her meanwhile Bree is tidying up and looking around critically.

Pamela Anderson has denied that she is reuniting with former fiance Kid Rock, insisting they are just "good friends". The pair were romantically linked after Kid made a guest appearance on Pam's sitcom Stacked. Pamela insists she is too busy for love with Kid Rock or even a romantic involvment with her ex husband Tommy Lee .
"I'm not seeing either of them. There is enough to handle. My kids and Tommy are enough to handle."

I don't blame her. Who can keep up?

Kirstie Alley has danced off the pounds on her way to a new figure by hiring choreographers. Kirstie claims to have lost 55 pounds dancing in high heels.
She says, "I really wanted to celebrate that I've gotten thinner and these guys are just brilliant. They choreograph Usher and J.Lo. I really love doing this. It just makes you feel like you're in a celebration." Kirstie encourages that you should try and look good also. She explains, "You never see a stripper in flip-flops and that's because flat-footed looks like ducks and flat-footed doesn't make people feel sexy."

It's all sexy until someone breaks an ankle or dislocates their hip!

Jessica Alba things she is being typecast, because she only gets offered sexy type roles. Although she is grateful for the opportunities she has been given in Hollywood, she would like to be offered meatier roles to show off her acting abilities.
She tells gossip site, "The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all those screenplays that start, 'Jessica is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' Somehow, I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman."

Maybe Jessica should try and get a role where there's a female producer? You can see why these dirty old men like to typecast her!

Rod Stewart says he will never do cocaine again. He believes the drug isn't as strong as it used to be. The 60 year old is convinced that nowadays dealers mix the narcotic with other powdered substances in order to trick customers and maximize profits. Rod refuses to enjoy anything but the purest high.
He says, "I don't know why anyone would want to take coke now. It was different in my day, because it was all so much purer. Kids just don't know what they're taking. "

What a great example he is for his 7 children! Instead of saying 'Don't Do Drugs', he is basically saying 'Only do the good stuff'. Keep this guy away from Kate Moss!! Here is Rod with his 4th or 5th wife(I've lost track) who is very much younger than him. I guess the only drugs he does these days is VIAGRA.

Toni Braxton has ended her long-standing feud with pop rival Mariah Carey and they now share a supportive relationship. The pair, who were once fiercely competitive, have decided to put their differences aside and celebrate each other's success. Braxton says, "In the 90s everyone was so competitive. Now we look at each other and think, we're all still here."

Toni and Mariah are both divas, both are overly animated when they sing, both like to show off their implants, both dress like fact they may be the same person! Hmmm.... have they ever had an album out at the same time? It all makes sense.

Kelly Clarkson rocks Australia on her latest tour.

Reese Witherspoon, hubby Ryan Phillippe and their cutie kids play on the beach.

Jennifer Lopez looks midly amused at something her husband is laughing at.She is smart to wear black. You must try and appear as slender as possible when standing next to Marc "Manorexia" Anthony.

Hilary Duff and boyfriend Joel Madden. I almost did not recognize him, he must of showered.

While she plays a mean game of tennis, Serena Williams needs to be arrested by the Fashion Police. She looks like she is auditioning to be the "head hoe" in a rap video.

Pamela Anderson appears with Jillian Barberie on the NFL pre-game show this weekend. Now I know why men love sports!

Sean Penn and his lovely wife Robin Wright go to a film screening together.

Madonna coming from...where else? The gym. One never knows when they may have to appear in front of millions again clad in a skintight purple leotard!

Gorgeous Christina Aguilera makes an appearance at a benefit gala.

Victoria Beckham at the airport.

More skinny chicks with huge sunglasses.....Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Oh my! They must of got the running water in their penthouses working again! They actually look clean and presentable!


Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

Wow there is def. something going on with Jessica and Nick... Her album also got pushed back to May, I think its because of all the bad press, she wants to lay low for a bit. I don't blame her...

I like that pic of Christina, she looks good. I wish I was in South Africa right now as she is there doing 2 concerts. I guess I'll just have to wait until she comes back to Toronto... =P

9:18 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Oh Jessica's about to get even MORE bad press! Stay tuned for WTF Volume 90 - already working on it.

9:56 PM  
Blogger Dill said...

I just got a great idea... have different housewives characters such as Bree, Roseanne, Mrs. Brady etc T.V. people do Martha's show... now that I would watch. and Jessica Simpson, something is going on apparently she only travel 2 out of the 10 days she was supposed to be doing charity work in Africa. Apparently she phoned in sick but people at the hotel said she wasn't.... I saw that on ctv news so I know it is so... Dill

11:39 AM  

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