Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 88

Jennifer Aniston says that she has unfairly been tagged as being weepy since her split from husband Brad Pitt. "I'm pegged as a crier, aren't I?" she says, explaining that she was upset about the Vanity Fair article, during which she reportedly broke down in tears.
Says Aniston: "I had one moment when I got emotional because I hadn't sat down with an interviewer since this whole debacle took place. It happened for a second and then it was over."

I hate whenever Jennifer has lucid moments where she is moving on with her life. It implies that one can really get over losing Brad Pitt. Like, he's human or something. Jennifer honey, you're ruining the fantasy for the rest of us.

Reese Wiherspoon talked to Access Hollywood about the issue of paparazzi and her children. She talks of calling the police in 2002, right after the birth of her son Deacon, when she was being pursued by the paparazzi.
She said,"They said, 'Who is this?' I said, 'My name is Reese Witherspoon...I am being followed by five cars and I have two small children. They are trying to chase me off the road and I am terrified...They said, 'Well aren't you famous?' And I said 'Yeah,' then they replied, 'Don't you think it's paparazzi?' "I said, 'I don't know who they are. They could be crazy people." Reese then said, "In what world is it okay to chase a woman and her two small children anywhere?"

Reason #943 why I could never be famous.

Shar Jackson, Kevin's ex girlfriend has apparently had to beg Kevin to spend more time with his kids, Kori and Kaleb.
She said: "I am a very, very independent woman, OK? If I wanted child support that's an easy procedure. All I want from Kevin is his time with his children. That's it, bottom line."

Shar doesn't need child support. Britney buys her whatever she wants. Britney even bought the house Shar is currently living in. Britney also buys the kids whatever they want. Which leads me to believe that Britney has stopped buying them all stuff. Shar has been pretty quiet .....up until now. One of two things are happening here, Kevin is either spending all of Britney's money or Britney really is getting fed up with Federline.....

Which leads me to this story, rumors are flying that Britney's given Kevin an ultimatum. Basically, stop spending her money, stop partying, stop hanging out with other women, stop drinking, and be a husband and a father or GET OUT!

Kevin won't be able to do any one of these things. I guarantee it. In fact I am surprised Paris Hilton has scooped up this loser herself by now. Oh, that's right, he's not a shipping heir. Here's Britney with her knickers in a twist! Literally.

Robbie Williams says he needs to brush up on his technique in the bedroom despite women selling their stories saying he's great. He is quoted by Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper as saying: "All those newspaper stories about me sleeping with people who say that I was amazing and went for three hours. well, they aren't true. These people only do that so I won't sue them and it works. I won't sue if I get a good write up. It's as simple as that. The truth is I'm not very good at it. but I'm willing to learn."

The only reason someone like Robbie would admit to being bad in bed is to get more women to go to bed with him. How? PITY. Actually, it might work but, not with someone like me.
I didn't even want to sleep with him before...when I thought he was a stud in the sheets. His ego is just way too big.

Eva Longoria (Gabrielle from "Desperate Housewives) who is constantly giving the press way too much at it again. Now she's going into detail about her Brazillian wax.
She revealed to America's Cosmopolitan magazine: "It makes sex better. Believe me, the first time I did it, the technician did half, and I was like 'Stop!' She said, 'Sit down, I have to finish' But then it gets easier. Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back". could just find a man who knows what he is doing in bed so you can save yourself the agony of having your crotch hair ripped off unnecessarily.

Speaking of Desperate Housewives, someone has been fired from the cast! Page Kennedy, who plays a fugitive from the law on "Desperate Housewives," was fired for improper conduct.
Details of the allegations were unavailable and the misconduct didn't involve another cast member. Kennedy played Caleb, a character shrouded in mystery and seen only briefly as he was held captive in the basement of Wisteria Lane newcomer Betty Applewhite.

I guess he flipped out in real life cuz he got sick of waiting in that dark basement. Either that or he pissed off Teri Hatcher and she had a fit and got him fired.

Cameron Diaz says she is fed up by the number of women who resort to plastic surgery these days.
She says, "Why would they want to destroy their own character? To me that's sick. I mean, I've broken my nose four times, but I wouldn't dream of getting it fixed because it's part of who I am. Beauty comes from the inside, but that's not the message we're selling to young girls in society today. It's really dangerous. "

I guess that's easy to say coming from someone who looks like this. Especially after having her nose broken four times!

Funny guy Mike Myers is reportedly in negotiations to cast Rod Stewart for a role in his fourth AUSTIN POWERS movie as Austin's brother. And who will play Austin's leading lady this time around? Rumor has it that it's a toss up between Demi Moore and Jennifer Lopez.

Ooh, this could be good. Jennifer could be a character named "Lotsa Buttock" and Demi could be a spy named "Robba De Cradle"

Madonna is pissed at people like Paris Hilton for using Kabbalah as a fashion accessory. Madonna is a dedicated follower of Kabbalah.
Madonna tells's the Scoop, "People like Paris Hilton come into a center and buy a book or a band and that's it for them. It doesn't mean they study it. It's very hard to be a believer. I'm very serious about it."

What? Paris Hilton is a fake? You've got to be kidding me? She seems so real. (Cough , cough) I bet she doesn't even like concerts either. Poser.

And more Madonna news......Madonna says she has made sacrifices to maintain her successful career. She says its a struggle to make time for her family because of work comittments, but insists they are the next most important thing.
She says: "I get frustrated . I think I can manage my day and fit it all in. But it gets to eight o'clock and I go, S**t, I promised I would read to the kids. The thing I have sacrificed here is a social life. I don't go out much. If I want to do my job, pay attention to my children and have a relationship with my husband, I don't have time to go out with my friends."

Nobody's calling to go out these days huh Madge?

Catherine Zeta Jones doesnt't cook for husband Michael Douglas but, it's not because she doesn't want to. It's because he won't let her!
She revealed, "Michael is scared when I'm in the kitchen," she told Closer magazine, "In fact, I'm now banned! Just after we got married, I actually burnt a pan there was smoke everywhere. That was the first and last time I tried to cook. Now I just microwave chicken nuggets!"

Catherine probably has never started a fire in the bedroom either. I guess they leave that to Viagra. I'm sure once the flame starts she can keep it going though.

Lindsay Lohan is considering taking time out from her music and movie career to go to college and study for a degree. She wants to follow in the footsteps of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and enroll at New York University. She says she is planning to combine further education with her Hollywood jet set lifestyle, because her home city has excellent flight links around the world.
She tells the New York Daily News, "I would go to NYU. I'm a New York girl, and it's easy to get to London and L.A. from here."

Um, Mary-Kate just dropped out of University, is that why Lindsay wants to follow in her footsteps?

Tom Cruise has replaced his publicist who is also his sister, Lee Anne DeVette. Cruise, formerly a stickler when it came to his private life, was suddenly jumping on couches and attacking news anchors. One can't help but suspect that switching publicists is a move on Cruise's behalf to regain his old reputation.
In a statement, Cruise said, "Lee Anne has done a wonderful job the last few years. She will still work for me however, now she will oversee and expand the day-to-day activities of my charitable endeavors." DeVette remains Cruise's fiancee, Katie Holmes's publicist

Yeah, real charitable, firing your own sister. He's just trying to blame someone for his strange behaviors.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst seem to be on and off as a couple constantly. According to Star magazine, their troubles are centered around Kirsten's party-girl ways. While Jake prefers taking a walk with his dogs, Kirsten prefers doing shots and partying. An insider told Star, "Jake is looking for a way out. He says he's getting tired of Kirsten's constant partying, and I think he regrets getting involved with her again."

He really looks like he is regretting it doesn't he? Sheesh. Once Kirsten starts whispering those drunken nothings to him, he can't help himself!

Anna Nicole Smith and her date. He must be working on getting his citizenship.

Hef and his girlfriends lounge around the mansion. He seems to be grabbing one of them. Probably how he tells them apart. If they are silicone, it's Kendra. If they are saline it's Holly and if they are real it is Bridgette.

Tyra Banks and mystery man carrying a bag that says "WILD OATS'? Wonder if he's sowing his tonight?

Ashley Olsen tried to hide from the paparazzi but, it's a dead give away it's her. Bad outfit, oversized coffee....

Denise Richards checks her voice mail....checking on hubby Charlie maybe?

Pamela Anderson coming out of Blockbuster. Maybe she misses Tommy and rented their sex tape to watch?

Pussycat Dolls perform on a show. Must be a nighttime show. Recently, they were on THE VIEW and were asked to "tone it down" for daytime tv. In my opinion, the dolls wear more clothes than most "everyday" girls who walk down the street.

Felicity Huffman who plays Lynette on Desperate Housewives goes clothes shopping.

Carmen Electra graces the pages of "MEN'S FITNESS" magazine this month.

Jennifer Aniston was on Letterman last night. She should of been in the movie "Dodgeball" cuz she successfully dodged Dave's persistant Vince Vaughn-relationship- questions. She did it last week on Larry King and this morning on THE VIEW. She's not talking about it. She'll be on ELLEN this Friday, maybe Ellen will get it out of her.


Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

WOW Carmen looks hot! =P

Brit needs to get rid of Kev, I hope the rumors are true! She has her kid, now she can leave em. Honestly though WHY is she still with him? You watch the show and still nothing would want anyone to be with him... Hopefully she'll smarten up!

9:22 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

I don't really know what Britney expected! If a man is going to leave his woman stranded and pregnant for the next best thing that comes along - did Britney think he was going to change for her?

9:58 PM  

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