Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 86
Hot lovers Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are alledgedly working on a pre-nup agreement and figuring out how they would share custody of Maddox and Zahara in the event of a divorce.
Also, more Angelina stuff - she just came in first in a poll taken by gay men. They voted her the female they want to have sex with the most. So now it's official, straight men want her, most straight women I know want her and now even gay men want a piece of her.
Even my dog's ears perk up when she hears the name for Pete's sake. However, that may be because Angelina rhymes with Purina.
In her latest film, Derailed, Jennifer Aniston gets up close and all the rest with Clive Owen. She says "Movies I’ve been part of lately have reflected something that’s happening in my life. I had lots of years where I got boxed in as a character that couldn’t find a man. In Derailed It was me being a more sexual creature, and I haven’t been able to do that"
Jennifer Aniston is saying that sexy film roles have helped her get over her split with Brad.
Ironically, it was Brad's sexy film role in Mr and Mrs Smith is what caused the split in the first place.
Kate Moss is trying to get ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty into rehab. Now that she is clean and fresh out of rehab herself, she wants him to treat his cocaine/crack/crystal meth/alcohol usage. Kate feels he should get help for his addictions before it's too late.
Um, I would guess it already is.
Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie was unhappy about his wife's choice of attire for the MTV EUROPE AWARDS in Lisbon. Apparently he asked her to wear something else and she refused.
"He wasn't happy and told her in no uncertain terms," a source told The People. "He thinks she's too old to be wearing such skimpy things and that she should have toned it down a bit.
She went ahead and wore what she was planning to anyway and according to sources it made for a bit of an unpleasant atmosphere backstage.
What's Guy so "HUNG UP" about? If I were 47 and had a body like Madonna I would walk around naked.
Madonna must of felt guilty, because days later she peformed song in Germany and was much more modestly dressed. However, it seemed like she made an effort to be overly flirtatous with her fit male back up dancers.
No offense but, I have a feeling the boys were more concerned about if they were in a good camera angle and getting hair tips from her after the show. They were way too pretty to be straight.
Shar Jackson thinks she can carry a tune and will be making her debut album in 2006!
Recently, Kevin Federline's ex-girlfriend spoke out about Britney stealing Kevin while she was pregnant with her son Kaleb. They also had a daughter together.
Shar said, "How do you call yourself a human being knowing that you put somebody else through that pain? That's a vicious cycle right there, man. We gotta break that."
Shar's gotta know that Britney is already reaping some of that Karma. In fact, we all know it.
Shar looks gorgeous in this photo and is rumored to be casually dating Quantin Tarentino.
Gwyneth Paltrow is to replace Elizabeth Hurley as the face of Estee Lauder Pleasures Perfume. Aerin Lauder, senior vice president at the company, said: "Gwyneth is a true beauty who is a perfect fit with the Pleasures concept. She's approachable, and casual and also has the elegance and style that is inherent to the heritage of Estee Lauder."
A spokeswoman for the company said the change had been made because it wanted "a fresh impact" for the perfume's tenth birthday.
How can a miserable whiner like Gwyneth be a rep for a product called "Pleasures?"
Lisa Marie is sure she finally found the perfect man in boyfriend Michael Lockwood - because the couple never fight. The three-times-married daughter of Elvis Presley has been dating her guitarist boyfriend for the past year and insists she's never been happier.
She says: "I am the happiest I've ever been and I'm in the most sane, calm, best relationship that I've ever been in, for sure. The most amazing thing is that we've been together for two years and there hasn't been one fight, which is a pretty big deal."
Oh please...when you've been married to freaks like Nicholas Cage and Michael Jackson - you could be dating an ex-con with two heads and it would be the most sane, calm, best relationship.
Victoria Beckham says her husband David is her stylist most of the time.
She stated, "David dresses me’"
She says her fave outfit of the year so far was the Cavalli creation she wore to Elton John’s Ball, which her hubby personally picked out.‘David liked it. He picks a lot of clothes for me,’ she told Elle magazine.
Does this mean she dresses David Beckham? If I dressed him I would just tell him not to bother with any clothes.........ever.
This is the dress she is talking about. I think the man with her is the designer.
Nick Carter of the backstreet boys may marry Chinese actress Bai Ling? According to Bai, the couple is deeply in love and seriously considering marriage in the near future. She also insists they are both ready to commit to a lifelong relationship.
She also said, "My boyfriend is a godsend. I didn't need any reasons to like him and I am willing to do anything for him. "
If you don't know Bai, she is the asian version of Paris Hilton...no class but, unlike Paris - no money. Nick was better off when he dated Paris?
Did I JUST say that?
Kelly Ripa of Regis and Kelly has show executives concerned with her recent behavior.
"There is definitely something going on with Kelly," said an insider close to the chat show. "She used to be so upbeat and sunny, positive on the show, but now she often seems angry and defensive, especially with Regis. Kelly picks at everything he says. Her banter with Regis used to be playful and teasing. Now it often seems nasty. Sometimes she acts like she doesn't want to be on the show with Regis anymore and he knows it."
Another insider told The National Enquirer that Kelly recently launched a vicious attack on Regis. "She's made it clear to the show bosses she's had it working alongside Regis," said the insider. "Recent research has shown viewers are starting to be turned off by her - just like they became turned off by Kathie Lee."
Kelly's weight recently dipped down to less than 98lbs and her coworkers think she will have a break down from the stress of trying to juggle being a mother of 3, filming her sitcom Hope & Faith and the Regis and Kelly show.
I knew it! I can't bear to watch this show because it's true. Kelly is constantly rolling her eyes and seems completely uninterested in what Regis has to say. The only thing more irritating about her is how she literally THROWS herself on every male guest they have. It's embarassing to say the least.
Katie Holmes father is apparently not happy with the prenuptial agreement Tom Cruise wants in place. According to US tabloid The Star, lawyer Martin Holmes, who’s representing his daughter in the negotiations, wants to make sure that his daughter will receive “a lump sum payment in the millions if the marriage should dissolve before the five-year mark”.
Such terms are unusual for a prenup, which usually awards a spouse more money for a longer marriage but, according to The Star’s source: “The Holmes family would never tell Katie if they thought her marriage was doomed from the get-go, but they are pressuring her to hold out not only to protect her interests, but those of her child."
I've been thinking....Tom & Katie may last afterall. Hey, if she can pull the silence while experiencing childbirth as Tom's Scientology beliefs expect her to....then surely she can keep quiet about everything else???
Ok, in case you were wondering what was happening with Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton's show The Simple Life, here is the interview Nicole Richie gave in the November Issue of SEVENTEEN magazine;
17 Magazine:Do you miss her as a friend?
NICOLE: No [laughs]. But I'm not going to trash anyone, you know?
17 Magazine:Do you think you will be friends again? Is it worth making up with her?
17 Magazine: Is it a closed chapter?
NICOLE: For me it is.
17 Magazine: So whats going on with the simple life?
NICOLE: We're doing it, but there is no set concept yet.
17 Magazine: With Paris?
17 Magazine: Thats crazy since Paris was trying to get you replaced with Kim Stewart!
NICOLE: I was never not doing it.
There...now you know. You can sleep tonight.
Now, reasons 636, 637, 638 and 639 why I never want to be famous....In one of this week's rag mags there was a switch from the norm. Celebrities who have gained some weight and now are healthy are featured.
Lindsay Lohan who went from 112lbs to now 130lbs. I heard she got a movie role recently OVER Mary Kate Olsen because the stick figure Olsen twin was too thin! WOW, That's a first.
Jessica Simpson who - if you ask me gained no weight, she is just wearing baggy clothes.
Janet Jackson always gains weight when she is not in the public eye. Hey, a girl needs to eat!
Whitney Houston looks way better now!
And some people just don't get it.....Hilary Duff is withering away to nothing.
Daniel Radcliffe can appreciate a girl with some fleshy bits. He recently admitted he has a huge crush on Scarlet Johannson. He has to get in line.....Carmen Electra who is married, admitted last week she has the hots for Scarlet as well.
Scarlet is dating actor Josh Hartnett but, would kind of look cute with Daniel.
VCR Alert. This Wednesday November 9th, on FOX. Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are getting back together for TV, that is. The couple who dated for a while will team up for the season premiere of the comedy Stacked. Kid Rock will play a delivery man who visits Skyler's (Anderson's character) bookstore. Tune in at 8:30 p.m. to see if the onscreen sparks fly between the once hot and bothered couple.
OUT AND ABOUT
Kevin Federline smokes what appears to be a hashpipe. I am sure it is for medicinal purposes.
Nelly Furtado the portuguese/canadian singer at the MTV EUROPE awards in Lisbon last week.
I have no idea what P Diddy is doing here!
Janet Jackson excercises on the beach.
Pamela Anderson at the pet store. Those marks on her arms are not bruises, they are her birthmarks. She gets them covered with make up whenever she is on TV, in a photoshoot or making an appearance.
Sarah Jessica Parker wearing a brown wig on the set of a movie she is working in. Knitting is HOT in Hollywood right now.