Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 83
Although they denied it in the early stages of their relationship, Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto are now a public couple. Jared skipped the band Audioslave's after-party Saturday to meet Lindsay to celebrate her impending "TRL" No. 1, "Confessions of a Broken Heart."
Friends of the couple claim they are about to announce confirmation of their relationship.
I think they look alike. He could be her older brother. She's 19 and he's 35.
I know why Lindsay's keeping it so secretive. Paris Hilton hasn't dated him yet.
Listen up Andrew! Christina Aguilera is offering fans a chance to appear on her next album. The album will debut next spring. Fans have a chance to leave a message on a designated phone number and say how Christina's music has affected them. The best few will be used in a track on the album! . According to MTV News, Aguilera is urging fans to be creative, but also to be quick, keeping their messages under 60 seconds. The deadline for entries is November 18.
I wonder how many Dirrty messages she'll get.....
Jessica Simpson was selected by readers of an In Touch Weekly poll as winner of the best Celebrity......cleavage. Runners-up included Salma Hayek, Carmen Electra, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Susan Sarandon and Nicollette Sheridan. In Touch Weekly said Simpson racked up the most votes in its poll because she clearly stands out among her peers. Jessica claims to be a natural Double D.
Shouldn't her bra get a best supporting role?
It sure has a tough job!
Johnny Depp is in negotiations to portray Ozzy Osbourne in a movie about Ozzy's life. It's not a sealed deal as of yet but, Ozzy and his wife Sharon hand picked Johnny to star as the outrageous rocker. Sharon is saying she won't have anyone else play the part.
She does realize she doesn't get to sleep with him doesn't she?
Sleazy Dennis Rodman's new autobiography claims that when he was briefly married to Carmen Electra, she would call him derogatory names during sex. The book called "I SHOULD BE DEAD BY NOW" claims Carmen used the "N" word while they were making love.
"I was stunned. I mean I've had sex with a lot of white girls and not one white girl has ever called me that unless they were p**sed off. She wasn't upset that people may get the wrong idea with her using the 'N' word; it was more of a joke."
Dennis is obviously jealous of Carmen's loving husband Dave Navarro. Dennis is an idiot and I don't believe a word he says. Carmen seems too sweet to do those things, mind you I DO believe she is calling him some pretty derogatory names right about now.
Jennifer Aniston revealed that her sex scenes in the movie "Derailed" with Clive Owen were so intense that she had bruises to prove it. She and Clive star as two married business execs who are having an affair and then become the victims of a blackmail plot from a violent criminal.
Jen told a US TV show: "I got good bruises on my legs and they are not pretty. But your adrenaline is running so you don't even feel it."
I'm sure Angelina knows exactly what she means by that.
A UK tabloid reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wed in a secret ceremony. Britain's Daily Star claims the couple exchanged vows in a recent Buddhist ceremony, attended by a few family and friends.
Brad's publicist explains, "They've used a wedding picture from (the movie) Mr. And Mrs. Smith and run with this story on the front page. There's simply no truth to this whatsoever."
This photo is also from the movie. I could post this and tell you that Angelina and Brad just stole an old ladie's bag and you might believe that too.
Page Six in the New York Post claims that Paris's current fling, Stavros Niarchos got wasted at the LA club Element then after he and some friends headed to Burger King. A drunken Stavros offered a homeless man outside $100 to dump a soda on himself. The desperate bum took the payout and everyone laughed. This from a source who told US Weekly.
If this is true he is a complete moron! How low can you go? Paris probably laughed her head off and thought it was "hot" Man, these two deserve each other.
Madonna has no regrets about her controversial 'Sex' book, because the scandal surrounding it helped to make her stronger. The book was released years ago and contained pictures of her in various states of provocative undress.
She says: "I struggle with it. I go back and forwards. There's a part of me that thinks if I hadn't done that, there would have been so much s**t I wouldn't have had to take. On the other hand I don't know - it sort of turned me into a renegade, albeit unwittingly. It certainly made me stronger. It was part of my journey so I can't regret it because it lead to where I am now."
Madonna is scrambling to validate everything she has ever done in her career suddenly....she has that new CD that just came out "Confessions on a Dance Floor"....Hmmm, could it be she is DESPERATELY SEEKING press?
Melissa Etheridge has praised her partner in a new interview with gay magazine The Advocate. She says her girlfriend was the kind of person every cancer victim should have in their life when the disease takes hold. She always found ways to lighten the darkest days and couldn't have been more considerate. She also kept up Melissa's morale by telling her how beautiful she looked with a shaved head
She says, "She was the best, most loving, completely dedicated...When she said, 'Look, it's time to shave you head...' it was very hard. She looked at me and said, 'Honey... you actually look very feminine and beautiful."
How's that for a nice story?
This rumor keeps popping up about Lachey. Another Nick and Jessica story but, the twist is not Jessica Simpson..............Jessica Biel. Nick met Jessica Biel at a fundraiser for Katrina in October and he was blown away like a school boy. Jessica apparently was also smitten with Nick.
A source said, "Nick arrived at the event with brother Drew but as soon as he saw Jessica he made a beeline straight for her. After that he rarely left her side all night, flirting with Biel every chance he got. She seemed to love all the attention, and she stared at Nick adoringly."
Gee, in this photo she seems completely oblivious of all the attention around her. Look at the two guys in the back who just took a photo of her butt on their cell phone.
Daddy must need some more weed....Mama Britney Spears has just released a "REMIXES" collection CD. I'm confused what is there to re-mix? Probably it's just a tape of what they play at one of her "live" concerts.
OUT AND ABOUT
Mary Kate Olsen tells the press to talk to her hand. Why the foul mood? She hasn't had her 4 litre starbucks yet.
Kate Moss fresh out of rehab and gracing the cover of Vanity Fair. She is so natural looking. All they needed for makeup was a little powder around her nose.
I got that from the show "The View" today!
Oh look it's the paper boy collecting for his route.......um, sorry, it's actual Sienna Miller.....oops
Justin Timberlake promoted a new clothing line at Bloomingdale's.
Who's this stunning Canadian singer?
You Oughtta Know.
It's Alanis Morisette.
Angelina heads over to her private jet to fly to see Brad. She has her pilot license!