Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 81
Kenny Chesney had some wistful comments about his divorce from Renée Zellweger. The country music singer, who was briefly married to the actress, tells an upcoming issue of Life magazine: "It was like opening the door to our house and having someone come in and take your big-screen TV off the wall during the big game, and there's nothing you can do about it."
I think that means he took it hard......unless ofcourse Kenny's not a sports fan.
Several daily gossip sheets reported that Britney Spears' husband, Kevin was spotted bar-hopping near his Malibu home last week. In his travels, Federline allegedly stopped by nightclubs Mood, Element and Cabana. It was also reported that Kevinwas wearing a necklace featuring a baby's picture inside. The question is whether it's Sean or one of the two children he fathered with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.
Obviously it's his newest baby. Why would he suddenly be wearing a necklace with his other kids on it? He never has before?
Besides, his ex has no money.
Apparently both Paris and Nicole attended
Blender magazine's "Rock 'n' Roll Hollywood" last week, in spite of an ongoing feud that has often caused both of them to stop attending the same events during the past year. Paris got the first shift at the Hollywood party, according to the New York Post, while Richie closed down the house. A scorned Paris, in attendance with her new boyfriend, slipped out less than five minutes after Nicole arrived.
I bet one day Nicole just said to Paris "I'm sick of being walked over, go find yourself another big sucker!"
Looks like she has indeed!
Jennifer Aniston has vowed never to talk about her divorce from Brad Pitt again - because it is too boring.
The high profile split enticed a media circus culminating in Aniston appearing on Oprah Winfrey's US chat show to put the record straight.
But now the actress, who is soon to begin promotion for new movie The Break Up, has decided to move on. She says, "Even I have had enough of my pity parties."
Pity parties or Pitt parties?
Jennifer Garner is teaming up with Touchstone Pictures for "Sabbatical," an erotic thriller, as per The Hollywood Reporter.
The story is about a married couple who decide to take a two-week break from each other during which, within a set of rules, they can do whatever they want. However, when the wife returns to the agreed-upon meeting place two weeks later, she discovers her husband has disappeared.
Garner will next be seen on the big screen in Sony's "Catch and Release," about a woman who struggles to accept the death of her husband and the secrets he kept from her as she rebuilds her life.
Here is Jennifer with real life hubby Ben Affleck. She is due this month and is expecting a girl.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes share the same musical tastes despite a 17-year age gap -- they've been to three Barry Manilow concerts since they began dating in April.
Pregnant Holmes admits they both love the aging crooner, and insists the hitmaker pushes all their buttons.
She says, "He is one of our favorite stars."
Tom Cruise likes Barry Manilow?
He's going to all this trouble of marrying and impregnating a woman...and then admits this?
George Clooney says he is still searching for the love of his life. Clooney is now single again but he confesses he wants to find happiness like best pal Brad Pitt. The Mirror reports Clooney says, "I haven't lost hope. My friends Angelina Jolie and Brad are very much in love. Maybe it's time for me to find the woman of my life, too. "I realize I am the last person who can judge my tastes -- I have failed badly with women."
A month ago George was denying Brad and Angelina were a couple. Mind you, so were they. Here's the hot couple with the kiddies on the beach. I think they are probably a normal couple like everyone else....Here's proof...
Angelina: "Ok, come on boys, I have to change Zahara's diaper...let's go"
Brad: "Ok Maddox, you heard your hot mama, let's get going."
Maddox: (In extremely whiny voice) "I don't wannaaaaaaaaaa go now! Change Zahara over there! In Cambodia they change babies in the dirt.."
Angelina:"Maddy, honey, put the rock down sweetie."
Brad:" Maddox, C'MON, Daddy will buy you a.... put the rock down"
Maddox: ( Screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (THROWS THE ROCK)
Zahara: "Ha ha, you missed me. No Wonder they havn't had any good pitchers come out of Cambodia lately....hee hee you throw like a girl!"
Angelina to Brad: "Babe, I wish those two would get along!"
Brad: "Say, is that a nipple in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Martha Stewart originally thought she'd be telling Donald Trump "you're fired" on The Apprentice. Martha said, "I thought I was replacing The Donald. It was even discussed that I would be firing The Donald on the first show I don't think he ever knew."
While Martha's version of the reality show has been a ratings disappointment, she sees it with her signature optimism. "We're getting six to seven million viewers a night," she tells Fortune magazine. "Guess what? That's damn good. People walk away from the show thinking, 'What a nice company that is,' and 'Boy, do they do good things.'"
Donald recently blamed low ratings on Martha. He must be jealous of her hair. For a 64 year old woman, she's got some GOOD hair happening!
Peers of Guy Ritchie and saying that he is losing his touch as a director and it's due to his marriage to Madonna. They think that his role as a family man is taking its toll on his career, after his latest film REVOLVER was slammed by critics and disappointed fans. Friend and director Steve Tisch who made gangster flicks LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS and SNATCH alongside Guy - already told him that he will not be working with him again until he sorts himself out.
He says, "I would love to work with Guy again. Guy is a great talent and a joy to work with. But now he his married and a father I don't know what he is doing."
If you ask me, he's making films he wants to, not that he has to. And why not? It's not like his wife can't pay the bills if he can't.
A 40-second paparazzi video clip showing Janet Jackson sunbathing naked, has been circulating on the Internet. The exact source of the video and when it was shot was unclear, says the Associated Press. Photos taken at the same time popped up online last year. The singer's lawyers reportedly battle to have the offending clip removed from the Web
I've seen it. Trust me is is offending...to those who have to watch. All I can say is that the picture below has gone through photoshoppe, air brushing, retouching... you name it.
Carmen Electra who is married to Dave Navarro apparently has a girl crush. The object of her desires? Scarlett Johansson .
Carmen admitted, "She's hot. Her sexiness is totally appreciated by girls like me. "
This is the difference between men and women....if a woman says another woman is hot and has a great body, it means about as much as saying she likes chocolate ice cream or pink carnations. If a man says a woman is hot it's most likely because she's breathing and might look good naked in low lighting.
OUT AND ABOUT...
Demi Moore's daughters in TEEN VOGUE. I think it is awesome how the eldest Rumer looks exactly like her mom, second child Scout looks like a combination of Demi and Bruce Willis and the youngest Tallulah is her daddy Bruce all the way!
A rare photo of Mariah Carey covering her breasts. Only thing I can think of is she got YET AGAIN another implant and is hiding the bandages?
Yesterday was Hallowe'en so here are some photos of celebs and how they celebrated......
Denise Richards gets baby Lola ready - otherwise known as the adorable little pumpkin!
Her older daughter Sam is a bumble bee.
Regis and Kelly always have the funniest costumes. Here they are as Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.
And hilarious as Brad and Angelina!
Hilary Duff and sister Haylie had a Hallowe'en bash. Haylie is wonder woman, not sure who Hilary is supposed to be? She looks like a redheaded tramp...OH she's Lindsay Lohan!
Christina Aguilera is naughty nurse and her fiancee is just what the Doctor ordered...
Surprise, surprise, Paris Hilton is a Bunny- a skanky bunny. Mind you I almost didn't realize she was in costume. She dresses like this to go clubbing usually!
PLEASE tell me this was a costume....Brazillian soccer player Christiano Rinaldo wearing........capri pants?