Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Friday, October 28, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 78

Tom Cruise is asking Katie Holmes to sign a pre-nup. As part of the agreement, Katie will get a very generous cheque after five years of marriage. And the figure doubles at the ten year mark. Its his standard contract which Nicole Kidman signed many years ago. Nicole didn't stick around until their ten year anniversary.

Katie will stick around for at least ten years....unless Tom's movie career goes downhill.
What? It already has? Ok, I give it a year. I'm feeling generous today.

According to "sources," Ethan Hawke has been trying to get at the newly single Sienna Miller by way of their agents. That's right, Ethan's apparently too "shy" to ask her directly so he has tasked his agent to get things going.

This must of been before he saw her new haircut...

Sarah Jessica Parker's years of wearing high heel designer shoes on the hit show "Sex and The City" - is feeling the effects now she told Closer magazine:
"I ran down the block a few weeks ago in these heels, just like I did for seven years, and woke up in the middle of the night in agony. I've torn the tendons in my foot - just from running in heels!"
She's got two films coming up- The Family Stone and Failure To Launch - but, when asked if she is trading her heels in for flat shoes she replied: "Are you kidding me? I will never stop wearing high heels," she said.

Do they make high heeled casts?

Reese Witherspoon says her first attempts to sing like June Carter Cash in the new Johnny Cash biopic "Walk The Line" were horrible.
Movie-maker James Mangold insisted both actors perform all songs themselves and they underwent "rock 'n' roll boot camp" to learn how to sing like the husband and wife.
And she admits it took a while: "When we started we sounded bad. We were terrified someone would get our first recordings and put them on the internet. The longer we worked on it the better we got. It took six months to get to a place where I felt comfortable enough to record."

Even if the bad recordings hit the internet, you have to give them props for using their own voices. (Note to Milli Vanilli)

Kate Moss has checked out of the rehab clinic where she was receiving treatment for cocaine use. Kate will be reunited with her 3-year-old daughter Lila in the next few days and whe will also do modeling assignments in Los Angeles, Paris and New York within the next month. "Kate is in excellent spirits and looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank everyone for their messages of support as they have played a major part in helping her," a Storm spokesman was quoted as saying, reports the Associated Press

Her ex boyfriend Johnny Depp sent her a mirror as a get well gift. He believes that if you see yourself and face your addiction while facing yourself you will overcome it. Great concept but, a mirror to an ex-coke freak? Think about it. That's like giving a martini shaker set to a recovering alcoholic.

Demi Moore's three daughters go to their mom for style advice, unlike other teenage girls.
"I trust her judgment so much in terms of what I wear," Rumer, 17, tells Teen Vogue in its December issue. "We always ask her opinion before we go out."
Sister Scout, 14, also loves her mom's sense of fashion style, and Tallulah, 11, has fun with her mother's collection of vintage clothing. "She's been collecting clothes forever. I love to get into the storage bins and play dress-up," Tallulah says.

Smart Kids...they saw mom snag cutie Ashton Kutcher and they know mom's got it goin' on!

Britney Spears had some harsh advice for her hubby regarding his singing career: Don’t get your hopes up. Kevin Federline recently brought home some music he’d recorded and he played it for Spears, according to the new issue of In Touch Weekly.
His efforts were “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed,” reports the mag. “She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky,’” an “insider” told the mag, who added, “Kevin looked really hurt.”

If I were Kevin I would play a recording of Britney's back to her. She ain't no Whitney Houston herself. And that's WITH the help of a recording studio!

Angelina Jolie is relieved after an Ethiopian judge ruled she is the legal guardian of baby daughter Zahara. It was feared she'd have to refile paperwork when the alleged mother of the little girl, who was believed to be dead, came forward to thank Jolie for giving her child a better life. Under Ethiopian law, the adoption papers needed to be refiled because details given about the baby's mother were incorrect. But Judge Dadnachew Tesfaye, who investigated the case, has declared Jolie did nothing wrong and the baby in now legally hers. He says, "The adoption is legal and still stands. The evidence presented to the court shows the child was an orphan. That is sufficient."

Yay! They aren't taking Zahara away!!
(Sorry Maddox - the kid's staying)

Brad Pitt is currently in Calgary, Canada shooting his new movie The Assassination Of Jesse James. It seems humans aren't his only fans.....One day he got back to his rented cabin to find brown bears hanging around. Not known for their friendliness, Brad took one look at them and called the police, according to Teen Hollywood.
When the forest rangers arrived they reprimanded Mr Pitt for having a window open as the bears had been attracted by the smell of food coming from his kitchen. Brad was told to follow the local rules by keeping all doors and windows locked at all times.

Must of been female bears hoping to say "Someone's been sleeping in my bed....."

Lindsay Lohan is joining the all-star cast of "Bobby," a film about the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The cast already includes Anthony Hopkins, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone, Nick Cannon, Freddy Rodriguez and Elijah Wood.
The movie mixes fact with fiction and follows several different characters who are present the night of Kennedy's assassination. Lindsay will play a woman who marries her boyfriend's brother to keep him from going to Vietnam, only to fall in love with him.

So she's going from Herbie the bug car movies to this?
Who casts these people besides horny old men?

Madonna says her father has struck up a friendship with a very unlikely person - Michale Moore.
Madonna said, "Here's the irony of all ironies: he's now really good friends with Michael Moore. They live near each ohter in Michigan, where my father has his vineyards, and several things happened. . "It was Michael's birthday, and I wanted to send him a gift. I said, 'Dad, would you drive over a case of your wine? Can you do that for me?' "He put a whole basket together with pasta and a sausage, and he and my stepmother went bearing gifts." .
And Madonna was astonished to receive a phone call from her father expressing his admiration for Moore: "He called me later and casually said, 'Oh yeah, we stayed and had a cup of tea.
"'He's so nice, we really liked him.' I'm like, 'You are kidding me Dad!'"

Michael Moore probably just befriended Madonna's dad because the bras she wore in the 80's looked like weapons of mass destruction!

Paris and her boyfriend of the moment Stavros are rumored to have "made out like lovesick teenagers" and then have relations in a porta-potty. Yes, an outside toilet. Paris has stooped to an alltime low.Paris, your last name is HILTON...go get a room at one....LITERALLY.

Cute couple rapper Nelly and singer Ashante relax on the beach.

Braddy picks up Maddox from school. Why do I have a vision of all the teachers pushing each other out the way to get a look.

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas with very long extensions....both her hair and her leg. Ouch.

Sharon Osbourne recently went from a C cup to a Double D and says Ozzy just loves them.
Ew. I am getting a visual.

Victoria Beckham leaving a L.A. restaurant.

Mariah Carey's caricature in her Christmas special due out this December. No wonder Santa only goes out once a year.

Tara Reid striking a drunken whore pose.


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