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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 73

Britney Spears threatened to take legal action after pictures of her newborn son popped up on the Internet, apparently stolen from a private photo shoot. At least two Web sites showed photos of Spears embracing her child, as well as a family portrait. A statement released late Friday stated the photos were swiped from a private photo session.
"Anyone who publishes, sells or otherwise exploits any of these images in any way will be subject to liability and damages for willful infringement of copyright, and will be liable for invasion of privacy," the statement read.

Which is why even though I myself have seen them I am not posting them. Don't bother searching for them, they are so small the baby is like a blotted dot. A cute blotted dote nonetheless. Britney and Kevin have supposedly had a sex tape leak out and now baby pictures have been stolen? It's a shock they havn't actually lost the actual baby.











Meanwhile, Britney Spears's first husband, Jason Alexander (who's Vegas wedding was annulled after 55 hours), cozies up to Kevin Federline's ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson (mom to his two eldest children)on Wednesday at a runway show at L.A. Fashion Week.

To be a fly on the wall ......














New "best friends" Victoria Beckham and Katie Homes attended the Rock & Republic Fashion Show Wednesday night in LA. Posh apparently got into a fight with designer Michael Ball. Victoria was upset because her line of crown embroidered jeans were cut out of the show."Are you gonna put it in? You're gonna put it in!" she screamed at Ball, according to a spy. "No, I'm not!" he shouted back."I don't know why I'm even asking you," she shrieked. "I'm a part-owner in this company!" Says the spy: "He finally called security, and they escorted her out."

I wonder where their hubbies were? Probably doing some male bondage...I mean bonding.









Former basketball player Dennis Rodman claims Madonna wanted to have his baby when they dated briefly in 1994. He writes in his autobiography I Should Be Dead By Now, "Madonna wanted to have my babies... One time I was in Las Vegas at the craps table doing my thing when I got this frantic call. It was like the 'somebody died call' from New York. I picked up the phone and Madonna was like, 'I'm ovulating, I'm ovulating. Get your ass up here.'"So I left my chips on the table, flew five hours to New York and did my thing then I flew back to Las Vegas and picked up my game where I left off."
Despite their efforts, Madonna and Rodman never had a child and split after only a few months together. We can ALL be grateful this man is so far shooting blanks. The world has enough problems without his gene pool walking around.














Madonna got back up on the horse again -- with an assist from David Letterman. The talk show host and Madonna rode two horses along the streets on Thursday's episode of CBS' "Late Show," the singer's first ride since being thrown from a horse in England this summer. Letterman, a novice rider himself, traded stories about tumbles.

I knew it wouldn't take long for Madonna to be back where she belongs....on her high horse.










Christina Aguilera will wed music exec Jordan Bratman at the end of the year in a Christmas wedding. Christina and Jordan have asked that their guests not to give them money or gifts. They have told guests: "While we celebrate the richness of life and all the circumstances that have blessed us in career and love, we are mindful of those who are suffering greatly as a result of hurricanes Katrina and Rita. The best gift you can give us is a donation to any of the organisations helping the stricken citizens of New Orleans."

I think that all celebrities should follow suit. What a wonderful idea! Besides, what could a millionaire singer and music executive possibly need that they don't already have??













Paris Hilton has been seen with someone's else's "left overs" - Brandon Davis, the ex-boyfriend of The O.C. beauty Mischa Barton. And he's the only guy she has been dating. There is also billionaire, greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos -the ex of Mary-Kate Olsen . It's not just Mischa and Mary-Kate who are upset.....Lindsay Lohan has apparently had her eye on Stavros for some time. Her representatives commented:
"That's 100 per cent not true. Lindsay is very good friends with Mary-Kate, and she is appalled that Paris is dating Stavros."

With all the men in the world and these girls have to recycle each other's ex's. These young Hollywood girls must either be lazy as hell or they don't have the energy to try and find new men cuz they don't eat any carbs.













Sharon Osbourne thinks her daughter Kelly would be a fabulous match for a prince and William or Harry will do just fine. Ozzy is afterall considered rock 'n' roll royalty.
Sharon recently said, "I would love to see Kelly slapping those boys around. Oh my God, would she. There'd be no curtseying from her she'd give them a beating. She could save the monarchy. Oh and I'd love the wedding - she'd have a bright red wedding dress."

The Osbournes being in-laws to the royal family??
Now that is a reality show I would watch!!!













Nicole Richie is finally speaking out about her feud with Paris Hilton. Nicole told Jane Magazine, "We really haven't been friends in probably about two years. I know that Paris loves to talk about it and that stuff, but that's just not my style,"
So are they making up? Not according to Nicole, "No not at this point as for the Simple Life show...Nobody knows what the concept is right now we're just signed on to do it."

I think Paris should just marry one of her filthy rich boyfriends and have her own reality show where although her and hubby are multi-millionaires, she has to live on a meek allowance. They can call it the "SIMPLE WIFE."
Nicole was smart to walk away from this so-called friendship.













Farrah Fawcett has given her blessing to her father's new marriage to a woman who is 31 years younger even though he wed just months after the death of the Farah's mom. Farah did not attend her dad's wedding to Rosenda Carbajal who, at 58, is the same age as Farrah. She says however, "I am very happy for them. Before my mother died, she made me promise to do everything that could be done to make sure my father was not left alone after she was gone. This marriage is a gift. I've met Rosenda and she's lovely."

I think this is good for Farrah ...having a step mother the same age as her. She can see what a REAL 58 year old looks like. One who aged naturally without a nip, tuck, botox, peels etc. The more work Farrah gets, the older and more horrid she appears!








"I'm beaming and I'm just so excited," Katie Holmes told Access Hollywood last week while attending a fashion show. It was her first public appearance since her pregnancy was announced. Katie also told Access Hollywood that they have already started to put together a baby room and she is learning how to knit. The couple is also planning a wedding, though no date has been set. "There is so much excitement going on," Holmes said.
Tom is very excited about the baby too and will be until someone explains to him how babies are actually made.

Tom: "Show her Katie, show her your stomach. Tell her you are pregnant. Look! Look! That's a baby...my baby!"













W.T.F is Tom doing here?














Ken still isn't over Barbie. Almost two years after couple split after a 43-year romance, Ken is considering a makeover in an effort to win Barbie back. Mattel made the announcement Thursday. The vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that fans might see big changes this spring.
"A makeover may be just what Ken needs to step back into the spotlight" she said. "Barbie and Ken are such an integral part of our culture and so aligned with each other, people want to see them together," he said.
In early 2004, Mattel tried to update Barbie's image by having her split with Ken and head to a California beach, where she caught the eye of Blaine, an Australian boogie boarder. It was just a brief courtship.

Hey, if you're wondering W.T.F. I am reporting this for, I talk about all the other plastic people, why not these two?












OUT AND ABOUT....Ben Stiller and his wife Christine go out for dinner.






Jennifer Aniston at a fashion show sitting next to Reese Witherspoon









Seal has lunch with daughter Leni who's mom is Heidi Klum. How adorable is this?









Avril Lavigne relies on sign language to communicate










Mary Kate goes out contradicting herself in a winter coat and thong sandals. Early Menopause perhaps? Hot/cold/hot/cold?









Lindsay Lohan tries going clubbing as a brunette...and in case her hair doesn't get her some attention, she conveniently forgets her bra at home.










Skinny Minny Renee Zellweger eats lunch! Or...so it seems.

Renee thinking, "This is it.... the ONE spoonful of food I have for the week. MMMMMM This is good stuff!"









"That's all I can eat. Or I won't be able to fit into my girls size 6X clothes."












"I'll just pretend I am adding some salt to my food like I am going to eat more.. this guy won't even notice, none of the others do."






"I hope he shuts up soon, I gotta get to the toilet and get rid of that spoonful."










"I don't feel so well. I think I should go on a diet and cut down to a HALF spoonful of food a week."







CUZ I SAID SO!



1 Comments:

Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

Yeah I also saw the picks of Sean Preston. Pretty small pics... Someone compared it to a pic of Brit as a baby and its IDENTICAL!

Oh god Kelly dating a PRINCE? First of all they won't be to stand her bad attitude and have they seen her lately? She ain't looking to good...

What Christina is doing is very good. Someone like Star Jones should learn from her and stop asking ppl to donate $$$ to her wedding on her site... All celebs should follow!

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