Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, October 17, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 69

Jennifer Lopez and hubby of the moment Marc Anthony, will open the President of Latin Music Festival Friday night in the Dominican Republic. Around 50,000 people will see Jennifer's first live show in the country. Mark has performed their four times already.

They performed this past weekend as a couple also. I meant they sang together...what were you thinking???

Then they made out in front of everyone. Take that Ben Affleck?? Don't think he cares.

Drew Barrymore has signed a deal to become the spokesmodel for Italian fashion house Missoni. Women's Wear Daily reports that Drew has been spotted on a shoot on the Spanish isle of Ibiza posing for Missoni's spring advertising campaign.

It makes perfect sense a famous fashion house in Italy would choose Drew. You know the saying. When In Rome...

Angelina Jolie's son Maddox was listed as one of the top celebrities on a new power list. The Men's magazine Details put the 4-year-old at number two on their 50 Most Powerful Men Under 39 years old list, ahead of many other male stars. The magazine claims Maddox deserves to be at the top of the list for his part in the breakup of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, who now reportedly is dating Maddox's mom.
They said, "He's 4 years old but he has a lot more power than most people, in that he broke up America's royal couple."

Oh please, they make it sound like Maddox and his mommy were like some conspiracy team who conjured up a big plan to steal Brad away from Jennifer. If this is really true then Damn them. I wish I thought of it first.

Katie Holmes has pulled out of her new film Shame On You, because she fears the stress of filming will harm her unborn child. Katie was suppose star as Spade Cooley's wife in Dennis Quaid's movie biopic of the late swing legend.The news will cause further delay to filming in New Orleans - which has already been postponed because of the damage caused by Hurricane Katrina. Producers are scrambling to replace Katie.

Just like Tom will be scrambling to replace Katie after she gets struck in the head by a lightning bolt or piece of flying debris and realizes from a flipping freak he is!

Halle Berry is buying her own private jet. She was recently seen looking at planes and discussing a potential purchase with salesmen. An onlooker tells British newspaper The Sun, "She was walking round the jets and giving them all a good inspection. She met three salesmen and then had a meeting on board one of the jets. She was pointing at different parts of the planes and asking the men questions." .

I hope one of her questions wasn't "So how do I start this thing?"

Kiera Knightley says her looks are constantly criticised. Kiera says even though she keeps being referred to as "sexy" by critics, she also deals with the bluntness of those in the movie business and she finds it tough.
She says, "You have to take the knocks. You can stand there at six in the morning on a shoot and someone says, 'You've got s**t legs...' and you just have to be sensible about it. . "But you just want to say, 'Why don't you just f**k off?' Though I never get to do that." .

By the way this is reason #950 why I could never be famous. If a producer said something nasty like that to me - the director's chair would shoved be so far up his butt....I would never work again. Neither would he...

The movie "DIRT" based on 80's band Motley Crue's biography has been left in limbo after the director pulled out. The band have been forced to consider other directors for the "gritty" tale of the hard rockers' rags to riches rock 'n' roll story. Bassist Nikki Sixx says, "We had David Fincher to be the director, but Paramount needed him to do a very huge movie and wanted us to wait. In the meantime, we are now meeting with other directors. It's going to be like GOODFELLAS. It's going to have an underbelly to it."

I'LL DO IT!! I was obsessed with them in the 80's. I know more about them then they do.

Janice Dickinson, ex-supermodel- turned- train wreck who is on the current "Surreal Life" show based on Hollywood has-beens ...... was on a red-eye American Airlines flight the other night when she asked a fellow first class passenger how many cold pills she should take to put her to sleep for the rest of the flight. A man seated nearby overheard and offered her a Xanax, a prescription anti-anxiety pill.
"I'll [bleep] you in the bathroom for a Xanax!" Dickinson blurted.
The guy dead-panned, "I've got 10 of them, so I hope you're not too tired."
For the record, reports say Janice took only one Xanax, fell asleep immediately.

Interestingly enough, this is one of the few pictures I could find of Janice where she was not drunk and naked. However, I couldn't find ONE photo of her with her mouth shut.

Star Jones Reynolds wants to have another over the top, corporate sponsored wedding. This time however she will be in a smaller gown with lots of sequins and lace and a tight bodice. She lost so much weight that she feels the need to repeat her vows and proclaim her love for husband Al again! Star went from a size 22 down to a 12 and feels she is much prettier now that all the extra pounds are gone. She is planning a second wedding for November 2006

She knows her husband is gay right? Rumor has it he is gayer than gay and married her to cover it up. You marry someone like Katie Holmes to cover up homosexuality...not Star Jones.
Here is Star with Oprah. Notice how Star is gazing adoringly at Oprah and Oprah is like "Get this pretentious bit$h away from me."

Britney left the house AGAIN...WOW two days in a row. This time she went out with a friend. Here's what I think went down.
Friend: "So how y'all coping with things?"
Britney: "Kevin's so dang lazy. I made him go to the studio today and finish his demo tape. It's his turn to make money. We're almost outta smokes and I need to get my roots done."

Friend: "Oh, so I guess your mama is with the baby?"
Britney: "Oh $$#^&^%!!!!! I forgot the dang baby at home again. I ain't used to having that kid."
Friend: "Well shouldn't you go get him?"
Britney: " I changed his diaper six hours ago and there's plenty of chips and chocolate in the house. He'll be fine. I gotta remember to get a nanny after Kevin makes some money. Hey, listen all this dieting is just killing me. You hungry? Let's get some deep fried cheese and a bag of pork rinds."

Here are the photos of Jennifer Aniston making out with Vince Vaughn and they are not on a movie set. Hmmm.... looks like the rumors are true.

Newlyweds Demi and Ashton have dinner at an auction to raise funds for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. She is positively glowing.

At the same auction....the girl from "That 70's show"....with that boy who is now a man from "HOME ALONE."
They are dating.

Jack Osbourne, Ozzy's son looks great and I am calling him the new "Jackie O"- slim, trim and stylish.

Paris Hilton going to the gym. While she's on the phone she should call the surgeon to get her cell surgically removed from her ear.
This girl is on the phone 24/7!!

Speaking of Paris Hilton..... the ad for her latest perfume called "JUST ME by Paris Hilton"
Just like Paris.



Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

Oh god Janice makes me sick... Lol about all the pictures u found of her were drunk ones with her mouth open, lol.

Britney is looking better these days, I wonder if she'll ever have her ubber hot body back... =P

7:28 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Britney will have her body back before you know it...she pretty much does. Heck, no faster way to lose weight when you are in the public eye and everyone is making fun of the fact that you keep eating......including this blog .

8:48 PM  
Blogger TangentArifa said...

Tara Reid may become the NEXT Janice. Mind you that's only in relation to loud, drunken behaviour and has NOTHING to do with being a former supermodel!

And someone should show Star Jones (holy is that name going to her head!) footage of Katrina ravaged New Orleans and Pakistan.......

9:14 PM  
Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

Oh I just had to comment on Jenn and Vince. Honestly she can do WAYYYYYY BETTER... I guess thats one more point for team Jolie (woo woo) lol. If this is her idea of a rebound, that girl needs some guidance, hahaha.

6:44 PM  

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