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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 58

Mariah Carey is happy to remain single and celibate after witnessing the damaging effects of sexual promiscuity. The singer is scarred by the experiences of her elder sister Alison, who slipped into prostitution and drug use, and blames a culture of casual sex. She says, "Casual sex destroys self respect. Some people use it to feel better about themselves but in fact it ruins lives. I've seen it for myself, and that is why I have never been comfortable with promiscuity."

Tsk tsk Mariah.....Advertising goods that aren't for sale. Does she really think wearing outfits like this are going to send the "I WANT TO DATE A RESPECTABLE MAN ON A REGULAR BASIS" message?
Uh..........no.


















Victoria and David Beckham had to rush one of their sons - Romeo to hospital after he suffered from a second convulsion in two months. The three-year-old was taken for emergency treatment on Saturday night. David carried the toddler into the casualty unit at La Paz hospital, with Victoria by his side. Posh and Becks, together with a nanny and three bodyguards, had driven themselves to the hospital with little Romeo but, they all went home after a couple of hours.
The Sun reports a source as saying: "David and Victoria looked as worried as any parents would be as they went into the hospital. Victoria was very pale." In early August, a worried Victoria had taken Romeo to Harlow's Princess Alexander hospital - near their Hertfordshire home - after he'd had a convulsion. On that occasion, he was kept in for observation before being released a few hours later.

These are the actual photos of the Beckhams "rushing" their son to the hospital. Victoria is head to toe in designer clothes and all made up. Was she just sitting around the mansion looking like this?
And if you need the assistance of a nanny and THREE bodyguards to help you escort your sick kid to the hospital...maybe it's a sign you should stay home?



















Paris Hilton said Saturday she ended her five-month engagement to a Greek shipping heir because "she's not ready for marriage" and didn't want it to end up in divorce.
Paris was quoted as saying, "I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly," Hilton said in a statement released to The Associated Press. "I do not want to make that mistake."
Hilton said she still loves Latsis and the pair will continue to work together on business endeavors and have "movies together in the works."
"I'm still young and still have a very active career that I'm not prepared to give up," she said. "I have worked very hard to get to where I am. Paris is a great guy and we will handle this with dignity and respect."


I'm sorry. "Active career"
She is kidding nobody but, herself.




















Fantasia Barino who won the third season of "American Idol" recently admitted that she can hardly read or write. In the singer's new book she reveals that her mother is also functionally illiterate and that Fantasia was so ashamed of her own struggle it kept her from ever applying for a job. On "Idol," she learned lyrics by listening to the songs, not reading the sheet music, and since winning, she's signed contracts she couldn't read.Fantasia is now working with a tutor and is sharing her story to inspire others who struggle with reading and writing.
In "Life Is Not a Fairy Tale," Fantasia also reveals she was raped as a freshman in high school and blamed herself because of the way she was dressed.The book also details her poor childhood and how her faith in God was the only thing that kept her hopeful."Most people would rather flaunt their new clothes or their new bling-bling," she says in the book. "I always wonder why God is not worthy of praise and acknowledgment? Why are young people ashamed to show their faith? Take it from me — faith is really all you have."

No wonder Fantasia never was upset by Simon's comments.......she didn't understand what words he was using!
Kidding.
Fantasia is proof that dreams do come true!



















Nicholas Cage's young wife Kim gave birth Monday in New York City. According to his publicist, "They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely," The couple married in July 2004. It was the third marriage for Cage and the first for his new wife, who was 20 when they married. They met when he visited a Los Angeles restaurant where she was working as a sushi waitress.
The baby is a boy named Kal-el Coppola Cage.

Which I believe is Korean for "American sucker! Give me your money!"




















Jessica Alba says she did most of her stunts herself in the upcoming film "Into the Blue." Among them, she dove 45 feet, the deepest of anyone from the cast, she says, and she stayed underwater the longest too. The actress told OK! magazine that she is so comfortable under the water with the fact that her mother was a lifeguard when she was a little girl, teaching her daughter to swim before she could walk.

I have a sneaking suspicion that nobody will be talking about the stunt merits of this movie after they have seen Jessica come out of the ocean soaking wet.
Just a hunch.














Raven from the children's show "THAT'S SO RAVEN" has slimmed down considerably. Raven recently appeared on MTV'S TRL last week and announced that her new slinky look has lead publishers to approach her to write a dieting book.

As long as she remembers her audience are young, impressionable girls who most likely already have self-esteem issues.

















Sienna Miller and newly single Leo DiCaprio hung out at LA club Mood last week. Witnesses say they were very comfy, "Sienna was getting very cozy with him. They spent most of the night huddled in a corner. They looked like they were having a great time."The source added, "They both went to great lengths to make sure they were not photographed together."

Go Sienna!














Ashlee Simpson celebrated 21st birthday by performing at a Las Vegas lounge as the clock struck midnight. The singer was joined by her sister Jessica and brother-in-law Nick Lachey at the show. After the segment Ashlee took everyone to Caesars Palace's Pure Nightclub to party into the early hours of the morning. Ashlee recently admitted that the thing she looked forward to the most about turning 21 was getting the opportunity to gamble legally, explaining, "I used to use my sister's ID, which is really lame. They were like, 'Jessica Simpson... You're Jessica Simpson? "

Here is Jessica at her birthday party enjoying her first legal cup of champagne. Once she is drunk and loses all common sense, she should THEN try using her sister's I.D.



















A judge has ordered a man accused of stalking Pamela Anderson to stay away from her and her family for three years. Judge Linda Lefkowitz, sitting in the Los Angeles area of Santa Monica, called the evidence sufficient, clear and convincing" to merit slapping homeless Stansfield with a stay away order.
Anderson said she saw Stansfield talking to her seven-year-old son at his school on September 7. When she approached him, he told the actress he wanted her to stop working on her TV series called Stacked and work instead on a movie with a script he had written for her, Anderson said in her declaration.
"I was very uncomfortable and immediately told him to leave us alone, and my sons and I left the school," she said.
Theree were also three other instances in which Stansfield allegedly confronted Pam's mother, sister-in-law and a babysitter - "frightened me tremendously", the actress stated.
Stansfield has denied he was stalking the actress. When asked by the US television show Inside Edition last week whether he was stalking her, he snapped back: "Not in the least. This is outrageous."

Sadly, this idiot really believes he was not stalking her!




















Courtney Cox says she will support Jennifer Aniston as the actress' divorce from Brad Pitt is finalized this week. Courtney said, "We have a kind of pact. If anything ever bothers us, we don't hold it in for one second. From the first day we met, Jen would just drag me out and start telling me stories about her relationships. She's an all-round friend and she's incredibly loyal. We went through our relationships and break-ups together, through my wedding to David Arquette and my father dying. I love, love, love her."

Problem is Jennifer needed Brad to "love, love, love her."




















Angelina Jolie is enraged by the funds America pours into the war in Iraq, compared to the amount donated to fighting Aids and HIV. The actress, whose adoptive daughter Zahara's parents are believed to have been Aids victims, is desperately trying to build awareness in the world. She says: "I'm not saying I'm for or against war, but the amount that is spent every month, being, I think they said, five billion dollars, and to realise that we're spending 15 billion on AIDS, for over, what is it? Three years, five years ?"

Angelina is right.

Again.

She needs to address this with the government. They usualy listen when a beautiful woman opens her mouth. Especially a mouth as luscious as this one. If only Bill Clinton were still president..... the possibilities are endless.







Nicole Ritchie claims she loves her new 98 lb frame. She said "I have really small, tiny ankles that I don't like. I used to want to have a bigger chest, but now I like being flat. Clothes fit better and I really don't need a bra."

Ofcourse she doesn't need a bra. Most eight year old boys don't.




















Here are Catherine Zeta - Jones and Antonia Banderes. What a SIZZLING DUO ... I guess Melanie Griffith and Michael Douglas thank their lucky stars everyday.












Jen and Ben enjoy a RED SOX game.





















Who's that strapping young lad going for a jog?
Believe it or not.....it's Jack Osbourne. Offspring of Ozzy and Sharon.
WOW!




















Tara Reid spotted looking sober for once. Seemed to be searching for something she could not find. Her bra perhaps? Self esteem?





















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