Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F Volume 79

According to a report from America's Life & Style magazine, Britney Spears is said to be overwhelmed by motherhood. She is reportedly having 'dark thoughts' that something awful may happen to her baby. "I'm so nervous I'm not doing things right," Britney reportedly told a friend. Her rep insists that she's fine. Meanwhile, Britney is upset that Kevin is not helping her with the baby. Insiders claims she was particularly annoyed when her husband spent two hours having his hair braided, while she was left to change the baby's diapers. Kevin apparently has been avoiding his fatherly duties by partying till the early hours at nightclubs.

Wow...I am just so surprised. (cough cough) He seemed like such the ideal father when he left the mother of his first two children at the drop of a hat.

He does love Britney's...................
Guess who at the bank machine?

Guess who shopping? Nope, that's not baby formula, diapers or groceries. Those are clothes for himself.

Bruce Willis told Access Hollywood that he has a crush on his former neighbor and future "Perfect Stranger" co-star, Halle Berry.
"I do have a little crush on Halle," said Willis. When asked if he ever walked over to his former neighbor's house to borrow anything, he revealed it was actually Berry who showed up at his door. "She brought me the script (for 'Perfect Stranger') over," he said. "She knocked on the door and said, 'I'd like you to take a look at this,' and I'm doing it."
When Halle herself was asked how she felt about Bruce Willis, she replied, "Never say never, but moving away didn't help our romance, that's for sure!"
They start shooting "Perfect Stranger" in January.

As long as she doesn't move in on my street.....

Elizabeth Hurley revealed that when she looks in the mirror she sees "A person who eats too much junk food and doesn't exercise. That has sadly become my reality over the past year".
Liz who is a model and has her own line of swimwears adds, "I wouldn't wear a bikini top and flip-flops - those days are over. I'm never again going to sit eating lunch on a boat in just a skimpy bikini. I don't feel comfortable doing that any more. I know that sounds bizarre coming from a woman who's photographed half-naked in bikinis, but I feel selfconscious posing for those pictures and they're all retouched anyway."

This woman hates her body????

The cast members of "Desperate Housewives" are being suspicious of everybody on the set in an attempt to reveal who's been leaking gossip about them to the press. The female stars have all been targets of rumors. Now they are on a mission to catch the person responsible for the relentless gossip. Nicolette Sheridan who plays Edie tells Maxim magazine, "The press doesn't want to hear that we all get along, that we're enjoying the work and one another. They love to build you up and then tear you down. People love all the drama that's created. There seems to be some sort of mole on the set. Somehow things seem to get out. We've been trying to find him."

First it's supposedly rumors now they think there is a spy on the set? So in other words it is true? They all can't stand each other? Why does she say it's a him? Hmmm.
Also for your interest and humor when I did a google search for a picture of a DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE, not only were there cast photos but, Britney Spears came up too. Now - that's funny!

Lauren Hutton will celebrate her 62nd birthday by posing nude for "Big Magazine". Hutton will appear nude on eight pages of the magazine and emphasizes that none of the pictures are airbrushed. She was on ABC's "The View" Wednesday to discuss the decision behind the risque pictures at her age and says "One of my god children told me to do it and said 'Go Granny Go.'"
Hutton adds, "I want to show older women they don't have to be ashamed of their bodies."

Yeah but, how many 62 year olds have a body like Lauren Hutton?

Keith Richards admits to sharing drugs with his kids. The veteran rocker and father-of-four often borrows illegal substances from his children when his own supply runs out. He says, "I occasionally borrow pot from my kids. They do a little weed sometimes. "It's 'Here Dad' or more likely, 'Dad, have you got any?'"

You would think his kids would be terrified to smoke, drink or do drugs when they see the effects it had on their dad! Look at him! He's the living dead. His skin is even tobacco stained. Someone check his expiry date!!

Celine Dion was thrilled when her young son revealed he is a huge fan of her music. Rene-Charles was only four years old when he first asked if he could see his mother onstage.
Celine says, "He has seen me perform. It was his idea to come when he was just four years old. "He said to me one day, 'Mummy I want to see the show.' "That touched me. "

Kids will say the darndest things to stay up late.

Madonna is accusing Gwen Stefani of stealing her style.
Madonna says, "She ripped me off. We work with a lot of the same people. "She married a Brit, she's got blonde hair and she likes fashion. "But I don't mind. I think she's very sweet and talented."

Um, Gwen was dating Gavin WAY before Madonna met her British husband. If Gwen is copying Madonna, at least she is only copying ONE person.
Madonna channelled Marlene Dietrich, Marilyn Monroe and Deborah Harry of Blondie to name a few.........throughout her career

Brad Pitt was seen sobbing into his phone on the set of his flick about outlaw Jesse James.
"I can't live without you," Brad reportedly cried to Angelina. Jolie has actually been by his side any free minute she gets but, she has been extemely busy with her obligations as an United Nations ambassador. She and Maddox, four and 10-month-old Zahara have been running all over Canada to be with Brad.

Big deal....I know lots of women who would run all over Canada to be with Brad and a few men also.

Catherine Zeta-jones gets nervous when it comes to the red carpet. She admits that she feels more pressure to look good than win awards at star-studded events. .
She says, "Usually if you walk down a red carpet you have like 20 people from different magazines critiquing you. I'm more nervous walking down the red carpet because of somebody saying how awful I look, or whatever. The actual thing is about your peers and people being applauded for their body of work. I think people make far too much of the whole glamour thing in our industry."

I say better to look so-so at these gala events. If you are constantly stylish and shiek then it is expected of you to maintain that look.
Then again when you walk away with the award who cares what you're wearing??

OUT AND ABOUT..........
Sarah Jessica Parker and her son James.

Reese Witherspoon and her son Deacon.

Denise Richards and her daughter Sam

Two strippers leaving a party.....nope it's a transvestite convention...nope......oops sorry, it's actual Nicky Hilton and sister Paris arriving at a Hallowe'en party in Las Vegas.

Kelly Osbourne at her 21st birthday party. Now she can drink legally.
AND just in time, she just got out of rehab again!

Ben Affleck looking great.

Nicole Richie's a swinger?

Who knew?



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