Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, October 03, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F Volume 57

Paris Hilton has ended her five-month engagement to shipping Paris Latsis, according to a report posted Friday on Us Weekly's Web site, which quoted a statement it said Hilton released to the magazine.
"I'm sad to announce that I've called off my engagement. Over the last couple months I've realized that this is the right decision for me. We remain best of friends, and I'll always love him. I hope people will respect my privacy during this emotional time," Hilton told the magazine.

And they always appeared to be so happy. Drunk, but, happy.

More Paris Hilton news.....Paris apparently had an accident last weekend in Las Vegas during the opening celebration of Tao and it for once it wasn't a car accident. Several witnesses report her "not being able to wait in line for the bathroom," and Michael Politz of the Eye on Vegas blog reports that "cleaning crews were quietly brought in" when her bladder couldn't hold out long enough. Paris was escorted to her room soon after.

Paris peed her pants!! Ha ha, wait until Nicole Ritchie gets wind of this story.

Actress Keira Knightley has revealed her breast in a photoshoot for men's magazine Esquire. Wearing a collarless military jacket, the star lifts her right hand up to her hair in one shot, leaving her right breast exposed in the new issue of the magazine. Kiera isn't that bothered about going semi-topless -- she just doesn't want to show her bottom on camera.
She explains, "It was one of the most extraordinary conversations of my career. ... It was, 'I'll give you both [bleep] but you're not having my [bleep].' He said, 'Fine, done, it's a deal.'
"I don't mind about the boobs, not the butt ... I'm a woman. There's no reason to it."

I guess when you have no boobs to speak of it's literally not a big deal.

Elle MacPherson has pulled out of a $1.8 million deal with a luxury fur company because she is terrified of becoming a target for animal rights campaigners. Supermodel MacPherson had signed a deal with Blackglama, but was shocked when she received a threatening letter from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
The letter said: "By making yourself the new face of fur for Blackglama you are also making yourself a top target for PETA and animal activists around the world. When you make money from such a violent industry, you also must carry their baggage."
Elle felt that no amount of money was worth jeopardizing the safety of herself or her family, and she'd rather the ads were pulled. Elle's lawyers are currently in talks with Blackglama, who insist the shots of the model, wearing a selection of mink jackets, will still be published.

Look out Elle! Stella McCarthy found her leg and she's gonna get you!

Charlize Theron was thrilled to receive a place on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Emotional Charlize told the crowd at the unveiling of her star that she been encouraged to give up ballet and modeling to pursue a film career in Los Angeles by her mother.
She gushed to the crowd, "I had big dreams when I came here, but this is an incredibly amazing gift ... two cherries on top of the cake."

Yes, the hollywood dream is a cake with two cherries but, you can't eat it.

Jessica Simpson used to hate her large breasts and she used to feel "guilty" about having them. The singer admits she developed her bosoms at quite a young age, so it took her time to accept them the way she does now. She says, "I had very big boobs at a young age... I was made to feel guilty about my body, and now people are buying the boobs I have."

It's her big head that she should feel guilty about. Brag about your big boob all you want in another ten years Jessica, you too will be buying boobs or at least a lift.

Hilary Duff is planning to launch her own perfume. The 18-year-old tells MTV News, "I love wearing a beautiful fragrance and don't feel completely dressed without one. I love to layer my fragrances with perfumes, body gels and dusting powders... Everyone will enjoy wearing (products from the line), including me."

Just what we need another perfume line from a celebrity. No wonder Hollywood stinks!

Chris Judd one of the former husbands of Jennifer Lopez finds it impossible to get a girlfriend because he is still in love with her. They split after eight months of marriage in June 2002 and he says he has been unable to hold down a serious relationship since, claiming no one can live up to his old flame.
He says: "I've dated a little, but not seriously. I was married to the love of my life and I now have to find that love again. "I still love Jennifer. I still worry about her. I don't think anyone really gets over their first love."

Chris was in his mid-twenties when he met Jennifer and she was supposedly his first love? You mean to tell me he never slept with any woman before her? Now I think I know why she left him.
If he wants to meet another beautiful, big assed woman he should come to one of our family reunions. He'll be saying "Jennifer whats-her-face" before you know it.

Mick Jagger denies ever having used Viagra, as he insists he only gets better in the bedroom the older he gets. The 62-year-old swears there is no need for assistance when it comes to performing between the sheets, as his incredible stamina shows no sign of diminishing. He explains, "You can only go so far being very charming and funny with women. "Then you have to have something else as well. I have never used Viagra. I don't need that."

This is somebody's grandfather. Actually, the way he hops bed to bed he is probably A LOT of people's grandfather.

Tara Reid is on the verge of a breakdown now that her show "Taradise," has been officially cancelled. Tara also fired her publicist and moved back to New York apparently had a "complete meltdown" Wednesday during a rambling interview for Steppin' Out magazine. Reid's voice cracked, and she sounded on edge as she told the magazine:
" People think I am just a party girl and it's bullshit. I wish they would just tell the truth. I'm not a drunk . I don't have a drinking problem. I don't have a drug problem, for sure. Listen, if I could get good movies, you would never see me going out. But when there's nothing to do, what am I supposed to do, just sit in my house and go crazy? But going out is not all I do. "I'm just fed up. I just want a chance again. I just wish a director would believe in me. I've had a million publicists, and they've done nothing for me . I thought 'Taradise' was going to help me . . . I wanted to show the whole world the truth - I'm fun . But do I think it was cut like that? No. It could have been a better show . I didn't want to look like a total party-girl drug retard. I think the shots they show aren't fair."

I simply cannot imagine why Tara constantly is labelled as a party girl whore. It is just so unfair.

She literally has a monkey on her back.
The girl needs rehab.

Gwyneth Paltrow is convinced her home life with Chris Martin would make brilliant sitcom, because they often get hilariously confused by the different connotations of American and British words. . Gwyneth married Chris two years ago but, admits the culture difference still creates problems - especially when family members come to stay. .
She says, "Lots of things come up that are different. There are times when I say, 'Oh gosh. I didn't mean that.' . "Once I was describing something someone had in their fanny pack, but in England you don't call it a fanny pack - for a good reason." .
She adds, "When my in-laws come over to America I have to translate for them and explain what certain words mean. It's very funny. It would make a good sitcom.".

According to whom ? Gwyneth ofcourse who seem desperate for media these days.
The movie deals are NOT rolling in as often as they use to.

Mariah Carey and George Michael are in talks to record a duet together.
The singers met backstage at the London Live 8 gig in July and Mariah was delighted when George asked her to collaborate with him.

As long as she knows George is playing for the other team.
She can leave the trampy outfits at home.

Pink has replaced drink and drugs with a fresh positive approach to life as she tries to revive her career. Her last album TRY THIS was released in 2003 to poor reviews, but the singer believes the break has helped her resolve a lot of problems which had sent her on a downward spiral.
She says, "I'm not f*&*d up anymore, I'm not self-medicating. "I'm loving life and having a great f**king time, and you can hear that on the new record."

I liked the music she made when she was f%^$ed up!

Victoria Beckham taking pictures and forgets to take the lens cap off. Mrs. Beckham tried to get her own back at paparazzi by aiming her camera at them out of her car window - but ended up giving them another good photo opportunity instead.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer is she?

Madonna seen leaving a pilates class.
Her arm is all healed up.

Pamela Anderson on the JAY LENO show last week. She's either thrilled to be there or she had another implant done and she can't put her arms at her side.

Avril Lavigne chugging straight from the bottle.
One classy gal.

Nicole Ritchie looking a little troubled after a small fender bender

Damage was minimal.

Heidi Klum took her daughter Leni out to the park to play.
I guess partner Seal was at at home with their new baby boy.

Anna Nicole Smith discussing her breasts in detail...once again...on the TYRA BANKS show.

Tyra Banks showing the audience that although she is a supermodel she is not perfect.
Wow, apparently I too have a stomach like a supermodel. Mine is just as fleshy when I sit down.
Victoria Secret fashion show, here I come!



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