Celebrity W.T.F's volume 55
Alec Baldwin is in yet another messy custody battle with his ex-wife Kim Basinger. Alex filed legal papers demanding more custody privileges after he reportedly turned up at Kim's home on the weekend and was denied access to his daughter Ireland. Sources tell US TV news show, he then called the police and accused Kim of violating an agreed custody order.
He states, "I believe the child lives in a constant state of tension, wherein she must never display or divulge her true feelings for her father because of the mother's all-consuming and bitter feelings toward me."
How Ironic the daughter's name is Ireland....a country that has been torn in two for centuries with the two religious sides fighting.
They should of named the girl Bermuda as in triangle...if they wanted each other to dissapear.
Courtney Love thinks she'll never be able to properly lay her late husband Kurt Cobain to rest because fans will turn his final resting place into a spectacle. She tells US rock magazine Spin, "No one will take Kurt's ashes because they don't want the crowds... I don't want Kurt's ashes in a bank vault somewhere. I want to be able to say, 'I've laid you out somewhere, and people can come. I was up in Seattle, Washington recently and drove by our old house on Lake Washington Boulevard. It's crazy. It looks like Pere-Lachaise (Paris cemetery resting place of Jim Morrison)... Syringes, bottles, tree carvings. That's what kids do."
Syringes and bottles? Weren't those left there from when Courtney and Kurt lived there? Probably. Courtney can't remember...it's all a haze.
Toni Braxton had visions of herself dying when she was struck down with a heart condition.
The singer was devastated when and afraid. She admits she immediately feared the condition would claim her life.
She says, "I instantly thought of the movie Beaches, and Barbara Hershey's character. I was like, 'Oh my God, I'm gonna die!' I was really upset about it. But with medication and my doctors and my family, I'm okay, I'm much better."
She sang "UNBREAK MY HEART" By the way. What a strange omen.
Paris Hilton is being dissed again. This time by screen veterens Shirley MacLaine, Shirley Temple and Catherine Deneuve. They believe the hotel heiress does not deserve her film roles.
Shirley MacLaine said, "Paris just shops and turns up to parties. So she wears pink and has blonde hair and suddenly calls herself not a starlet or an ingenue - no, according to Paris, she is a movie star. It irritates me. In my day, you had to really work."
Shirley Temple adds, "Paris is stealing the thunder from really talented actors who have learned their craft."
Meanwhile, French beauty Deneuve asks, "Who is she but a provocative young Barbie doll?"
All these women are right. Paris is completely talentless. It's her sister Nicky that got all the brains in the family. Nicky has a successful clothing line, handbag line and even looks nicer.
I hope Paris put deodorant on this morning....
Mariah Carey is said to have won $27,000 in a Las Vegas Casino on Friday after playing just three rounds of poker. She revealed. "I used to play poker with my sister. But I think my low-cut dress put some of the guys off."
She used to play poker with her sister? Don't know if you know but, her sister is a crack whore in the back streets somewhere. Seriously.
What was she player poker with gay guys too?
Country star Wynonna Judd has been saved from bankruptcy. She admits that whe was going completely broke when her manager sat her down and insisted she drastically cut her spending trends.
Wynonna admits cutting back on spending her cash was a very tough thing to do.
"I had no concept of what I spent on hair, make-up, shoes, wardrobe, tours. "One day I realised, 'No, if you want savings, you're gonna have to save it...,' so I had to really, drastically change my lifestyle."
It never really looked like she spent a heck of a lot in the makeup, hair department in the past.... I mean how could L'oreal "Flaming Orange Pumpkin Head" shade cost?
Courteney Cox is reportedly in talks to guest star on 'Desperate Housewives'. The star who was formerly on "Friends' is in negotiations to play a mental institute escapee in a future episode.
Just what Wysteria Lane needs....another nut job.
Lil' Kim has issued a statement from jail to her fans, insisting she's making the most of prison life. She has declared she's in good spirits a week into her sentence and she urges fans to show their support by buying her newly-released album The Naked Truth.
In the statement, Kim writes: "I want all my friends, family and fans to know that I am in good spirits and I will be fine. I am in general population at the jail and I have adjusted to the facility and to my fellow inmates, who are all cool people. "
In other words she is related to half and the other half she is sleeping with.
Keith Richards has thrilled co-star Orlando Bloom by finally agreeing to star as Johnny Depp's father in the Pirates Of The Caribbean sequels.
Bloom, who plays Will Turner in the movies, has let slip that the wrinkly rocker will cameo, despite claims the Stones tour would keep him from the set.
He says: "We're going to have an appearance by the great Keith Richards."
I am seriously having trouble getting the image of Keith Richards in a pirate suit out of my mind before bedtime...I don't need the nightmares.
Gwyneth Paltrow is blabbling to the press again. This time about her daughter Apple . She told the Mirror that her daughter has changed everything in her life.
"She's lovely and I feel so lucky to have her. It's a good time in my life. It's like I won the Lottery. I feel very blessed. " She also claims she has the ideal mother-in-law.
"You hear terrible stories about mothers-in-law but mine is so fantastic and loving."
ANYONE would come off as fantastic and loving next to an ice queen!
Sarah Michelle Gellar is set to get naked for her new role as a porn star. The actress is set to ditch her good girl image - and her clothes - in a new film that looks at the seedy world of X-rated movies. Rumour has it Sarah will play a busty blonde in the new film, Southland Tales.
Her character, Krysta Now, is an adult film star developing her own reality television project.
The plot is thought to revolve around a conspiracy.
Can't be a movie about porn...there's a plot! And who's playing the pizza guy?
Jessica Simpson has announced plans to launch yet another candy-flavoured beauty line.
The singer is naming the line after her 1999 album, Sweet Kisses, and will be the fourth of her kissable collections - following Dessert, Taste and Treats. Unlike the other lines, Sweet Kisses will only be available at discount chain Wal-Mart.
Simpson says, "Sweet Kisses is very personal to me, and I can't wait to share it."
Yes because she doesn't already make enough money from all her other useless efforts.
It's nearly a year since Tara Reid popped out of her dress at Diddy's 35th birthday party - and she's finally spoken out about fiasco. And she just can't believe how much exposure her exposure got.
"People act like it was the worst crime in the world. It was a mistake, you know!" Tara said in an interview for the November issue of FHM. But you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi! My hooters are under control. I'm taped up now, totally. I'm using double tape. Double double tape. My boobs are going nowhere again."
Tara also tells FHM that Playboy have offered millions for her to do a nude spread.
Playboy should just buy her a bottle of vodka. That would be a lot cheaper. She'll be naked and sprawled out in no time.
OUT AND ABOUT
There really is life after Brad! If that means chain smoking outside a Hollywood restaurant with "Friends".
Reese Witherspoon gets a manicure/pedicure combo.
David Beckham was with his son. Isn't he adorable? And the baby's not so bad either - LOVELY shaped head.
Victoria, David's other half picking up their eldest from school. FINALLY MAKING HERSELF USEFUL!
Her kid weighs more than she does.
Glowing mother to be Jennifer Garner and her hubby Ben Affleck went shopping for baby stuff. Jennifer accidently let it slip she is expecting a girl.
I told you that WAY back on wtf volume thirty something...
I know they are blurry, but, their NEWS breaking W.T.F photos! Here is Britney, Baby Sean Preston and father of our nation Kevin. Just who had the baby anyhow? Check out his gut!
His pants are halfway down his butt and he's got a samurai ponytail going on.
Either they got in a fight and Kevin drove off in a huff to the latest Honky Tonk bar or Britney's just having a craving for cheezies and her man's gettin her a fix.
No, this is not me kissing my baby Chelsea goodbye. First of all Chelsea is not white and secondly, although I too would look fabulous in that dress, I would never let my baby ride in a convertible like that. Not safe.
Actually, this is Eva Longoria and her dog. Not sure who the animal is.
CUZ I SAID SO!