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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's volume 50

Keira Knightley refused to bare her bottom for a lapdancing scene in the film she is shooting called "Domino" so the director Tony Scott asked her to choose a body double. Three girls paraded in front of Kiera and she chose the most suitable posterior to take her place.
She says, "Tony brought three girls in to choose from. It was hard not to laugh, but I didn't want to offend anyone. I decided to be very business-like. They all had very nice bottoms and I chose one."

I'm going to take a guess that Kiera just does not want to show off her butt. I can respect that but, she seems to have a lovely butt.


Maybe she is afraid she will make an ass out of herself?



















Nick Lachey is considering a modelling assignment with fashion company Abercrombie + Fitch.
Nick, who is married to, Jessica Simpson has reportedly been offered $750,000 by the fashion firm to appear in its upcoming catalogue, which has often caused controversy with its saucy shots of scantily-clad models.
A source tells American weekly magazine In Touch, "They want Nick to pose for their billboards, magazine ads and even their racy catalogue. "

I want Nick to pose for their racy catalogue too! How exciting!




















That explains why Jessica Simpson was in such a bad mood as she left a Hollywood nightclub with Nick last weekend.



















I had to include Jessica today as she has had unusually no press lately. Someone must have gagged her manager/father/ publicity sugar daddy. He always makes sure she is being talked about...good or bad.




















Charlize Theron kissed ass at the Premiere Woman In Hollywood Event. Literally. While paying tribute to movie veteran Shirley MacLaine, Charlize stepped down from the stage to kiss Shirley's bum. Charlize blamed her antics on painkillers she was taking for a neck injury, picked up filming sci-fi movie Aeon Flux.
"It was a combination of my painkillers and the fact that everybody was paying tribute to this incredible woman, this incredible actress, so I had to go to the physical aspect of kissing her a**," Theron gushed to the press. "She loved it, She said it was the best she's had all year."

All year huh? So Charlize was not the only person who kissed her ass physically? Shirley ought to give up writing her reincarnation self help books and start writing about how to get people to kiss your ass. Oh wait, Donald Trump already has that book market.




















Madonna's recent hospital visit has caused controversy after it was claimed she was given special treatment after falling from her horse last month. Madonna was taken to Salisbury District Hospital A&E, where she was treated by National Health Service staff and is rumored to have been given a private room. Local resident Phil Matthews was furious to hear that the pop queen may have been treated better than other patients, saying, "I wanted to know if Madonna had preferential treatment."

Uh.....duh, why would her having a private room imply she was being favored??? She is Madonna afterall, surely she could afford a private room and most likely demanded one.




















Burberry has cancelled their deal with supermodel Kate Moss as police said they were investigating allegations that she recently used cocaine. Confirmation of the investigation came a day after Hennes Mauritz, (H & M) Europe's largest fashion retailer, cancelled plans to use the model in an upcoming ad campaign. Kate Moss has made no public comment. "Chanel" has also decided not to renew her contract yesterday as well. Julie Le Blevec, spokeswoman for Chanel perfumes, said the decision wasn't based on media reports.

Oh sure... the decision was not based on the fact that Kate does Coke. These companies just suddenly decided they didn't want her representing them.
Why can't they just do what H & M did? Announce they dropped her because they don't want to be associated with someone who does heavy drugs. Unless ofcourse they were using too....with her.




















A Hollywood restaurant co-owned by Ashton Kutcher has made some local residents steaming mad, after party guests were allowed to cover the restaurant's outside with graffiti on Sunday.
Dolce, which is located on Los Angeles' Melrose Avenue, had displayed a conservative grey-colored facade since its 2003 opening. But all of that changed when, during a noisy birthday bash, guests were given cans of spray paint -- and permission to write on the restaurant's walls much to the horror of residents in the tidy neighborhood.

I dunno, my view is that if you don't want rowdiness, chaos or havoc around the corner don't live on Melrose Avenue.
Problem solved.




















Jon Bon Jovi has slammed Tom Cruise, saying the actor has "lost it". The rocker claims the heartthrob star "courts celebrity for the sake of it" and he believes Tom's fiancée Katie Holmes is feeding off of his star status. The rocker told Britain's Daily Telegraph newspaper: "Some people just court celebrity for the sake of it. People like Tom Cruise. He was always a great actor, but I think the man's lost it. You won't ever catch me jumping up and down on Oprah going on about how I love this woman. "

As I am sure we would never catch Tom wearing snakeskin pants and dodging women's panties while singing. It's ok Jon. You can do whatever you want.

Just because.




















Nicole Kidman's latest love interest is apparently country singer Keith Urban. There have been rumblings in the country music world for some time that Nicole was dating Keith Urban after meeting him at LA Gala for stars from Down Under in January. Keith recently posed for Playgirl with a guitar covering his manly bits. Friends say Nicole has been ultra-secretive about their relationship though, for fear of media coverage scaring him off.

Oh it won't be the media scaring him off Nicole. It will be the first time he sleeps with you and the lights go out....and all he sees is your glow in the dark white skin with bones jutting out of it.
Seriously....is she not malnourished?
I am surprised Angelina hasn't adopted Nicole yet.



















Speaking of....According to the Daily Mirror, Brad has whisked Angelina and her kids off to an Arab Gulf state earlier in the week in a private jet and since checking into the lavish hotel they've been chilling out in the sun and playing with the kids. They were spotted entertaining four-year-old Maddox at the Wild Wadi Waterpark and also dining at the hotel's underwater restaurant. An insider told the paper: "They arrived looking like the perfect family unit.

Ofourse they looked like the perfect family unit...LOOK AT THEM




















Cycling hero Lance Armstrong proposed to rocker Sheryl Crow in Idaho while the couple were stranded on a lake. Lance hadn't planned to ask Sheryl to marry him when they set out on a boat trip, but the opportunity was too great to miss when the vessel ran out of gas. He recalls, "We're on this lake and we took this boat out to the middle of the lake this is one of those little fishing boats with the motor behind. It ran out of gas in the middle of the lake, so I thought, You know, we're stuck here, I may as well ask her now. I felt bad - I didn't have the ring with me but it was too perfect, too beautiful."

Stuck out in a boat, no gas, middle of nowhere? Gee..Most guys would of just wanted to have a quickie....boy, either Lance is very romantic or very gay. Hee hee.

















Teri Hatcher has revealed the real reason why she was gutted to lose out to Felicity Huffman at the Emmy Awards. And it wasn't jealousy . The Desperate Housewives star said that it was only because of her little daughter that she was upset at not winning the best actress award
"I didn't care at all about losing, but I just didn't want Emerson to feel bad," IMDB reports her as saying. There was speculation that at the Emmy's Teri would not pose with the rest of the cast after he co-star won the Emmy she was also nominated for.

Coincidentally, Teri's wax figure was revealed today at Madame Tussaud's wax museum. What a perfect solution! The next time Teri has a hissy fit and doesn't want to pose with her co-stars they can stick her wax likeness in the shot. In fact her wax figure is probably a lot warmer. Nobody will be the wiser. Well, except for us.



















Paris Hilton is at the center of a Maryland police investigation after information leaked to the authorities claims she has allegedly offered teenagers drugs and alcohol. The allegations stem from an episode of the reality show "The Simple Life" when Hilton reportedly offered teens marijuana and bourbon to "loosen them up" for a taped segment.
One of the teens involved has told police, "She loaded myself and two other underage kids on shots of Jack Daniels to loosen us up for the show."
Police Detective Chris Schaeffer told the National Enquirer, "These are serious allegations. We will certainly be investigating.

Ok, my question is doesn't Paris offer EVERYONE booze and drugs in exchange to hang out with her?





















Other late-breaking news........

Nicole Ritchie is still vanishing into thin air




















Lindsay Lohan seems to have dyed her hair back to red......she also seems to have aged from 19 to 62 overnight. Like W.T.F is she wearing?





















Tara Reid is still using her intelligence and social grace to pick up men. She is just so classy ain't she?

God, that was me 10 years ago, ok 7 ......but, who's counting?






















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3 Comments:

Blogger Bernadette said...

What a bunch of hipocrites...all these fashion houses are the ones who have created the Kate Mosses of the world by wanting women with the body of a 8 year old...why don't they just hire the 8/9 years olds..the dump so much makeup on them anyways and then once the girls start to develop bodies...they can dump them for the next lot...better then getting them hooked on drugs in the first place!! Granted not all models are drug addicts, but according to some documentaries I've watched...too many are. Just call me Big, Bold and Beautiful!!..oh and drug free!

7:51 AM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Ben, I agree with you. They hire these prepubescent looking women so that you think you will look like that somehow if you use their product. God forbid the reason the model looks so thin is due to cocaine use and not because they endorse "their" product...
No, not all models do coke, some models do heroine, some do no drugs and just starve themselves and some metabolic freaks of nature eat what they want and still remain waiflike.
I love the new ad for DOVE where they show real looking women and their real looking bodies.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Chelsea said...

I am practically a supermodel myself.
I weight almost 14lbs!

10:42 PM  

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