Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's volume 49

Feuding Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie caused an uncomfortable atmosphere at an after-Emmys party, the New York Post reports. The Simple Life stars were among the celebs at a poolside party at a Hollywood Hotel. Paris arrived with a group of gal pals including Mary-Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan and Kimberly Stewart. Paris's ex-best friend, Nicole, turned up with OC actress Mischa Barton and a clique of followers. Paris and company stuck to one side of the room, while Nicole and chums remained firmly on the other. Poor Lindsay Lohan. She found herself in an awkward position as she is friends with both girls. Rumour has it that she spent most of the night running from group to group like a ping pong ball.

Now we know how Lindsay lost all that weight a while back!

No wonder Nicole and Paris are always in huge sunglasses. They aren't hiding from the paparazzi, they are hiding from each other!

Well at least that is the reason Nicole does...Paris may have another reason for liking big shades....

I'm going to pick on Paris today. It's Nicole Ritchie's 24th birthday today and seeing as though she is literally wasting away to the size of an egg noodle, we should try and make a big deal out of this picking on her arch rival... Paris. It's the least I can do since Nicole clearly doesn't eat cake.

So Paris meanwhile, has been working on her debut solo album. She says one of the songs is called "Turn it up" which Paris says is about sexuality. She also says her first music video will set TV screens on fire. "It will definitely have a lot of sexiness," the socialite said recently. "If I did a fast-food commercial that hot, imagine what I can do with my own video." she said referring to the commercial she did for that fast food burger chain.

So I see Paris is still adamant about how "NON SEXUAL" she is.... I could of told you she was not sexual before she announced it to the planet. Paris goes out in public scantily clad in the kind of clothes most of us only ever wear in the privacy of our home MAYBE on Valentine's Day if anything.
I mean anyone who has to try THIS hard for attention has issues and most likely isn't having sex to begin with. Just ask Mariah Carey when the last time was that she had sex. Stand back when you ask however, she may think you are actually asking her to have sex and jump you.

And someone else who agrees that Paris has NO sex appeal is Fashion designer Valentino Garavani. He was reported to have laid a verbal attack on on the heiress this week. Apparently, the Italian fashion designer "shuddered" when a New Yorker magazine reporter suggested Hilton may wear a Valentino dress for her forthcoming marriage to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. Valentino replied, "No, I don't like her. She is marrying the son of a friend of mine. They have billions. She is vulgar, and she is not even pretty."

Paris could not be reached for comment. She was threatening her magic mirror and muttering something about being "The fairest of them all."

Hollywood's top bachelor George Clooney has found love again, just three months after his split from British TV presenter Lisa Snowdon. According to reports, the actor has been dating Italian heiress Gianna Elvira Cantatore since they met through mutual friends. A source tells British magazine Star, "He met her over dinner at a hotel near his villa in Lake Como. Gianna had a bouquet of white daisies delivered to him the next day. He has even met her family."
Clooney's next film is Good Night, and Good Luck, which he also directed.

Good Night and Good Luck...that is exactly the advice I would give to his new lover. They never last very long with George. He gets bored so easily. Women to him are like underwear. He'll wear them well until they get uncomfortable and leave a mark.

Paul McCartney left the audience at his Saturday show in Florida fearing for his life when he fell through an open trap door on the St. Petersburg Times Forum's stage. Paul tripped and fell through the gaping hole onto his grand piano which was meant to rise up onto stage when he performed his new song, "Fine Line." Paul hurt his elbow but, still joked, "There's a big hole in the stage and I just fell into it. Well, we were expecting this to happen and it happened. I don't care." He also chuckled and said the audience got "extra value" for their money.

Extra value? Do you have any idea how much a ticket to see Paul McCartney costs? They could of had his wife Heather wrestling with her rival Jennifer Lopez during the intermission and it still wouldn't of given these people their money's worth....close....but, not quite.

Mariah Carey has decided she wants an English accent. Speaking to the show "3am" just before she sang at a benefit concert on Sunday night, she said: "I love the British show EastEnders and I've asked a friend of mine to record some episodes for me. I love the way they speak - the cockney accent, so I'm gonna learn it."

Mariah does resemble an East Ender though. No, not the show, I meant the east side of Vancouver. Where all the hookers are.

Rapper L'il Kim was assigned to a federal detention centre just outside Pennsylvania yesterday to begin serving a 366-day sentence . The charges stem from the star's March conviction on three counts of perjury and conspiring to lie to a grand jury. She said in a statement prepared before she went behind bars: "Today begins a new saga in my life which I expect to strengthen me and allow me time for reflection. I plan to write music while in prison, read and pray regularly and will come out a stronger, more confident woman."

No chance L'il Kim...If you dress and act the way you do in jail that you do in your everyday'll be too busy being everyone's bit$h !!! They'll all be attacking you like a pinata at a kid's party on a fat camp.

Former Cheers star Kirstie Alley has a found a negative aspect to her recent weight loss - she may not be returning to her show Fat Actress for a second season. Kirstie made fun of her weight gain in the comedy series. But, just as her new show was announced, Alley become the spokesperson for diet company Jenny Craig and has recently announced that she's lost 50 pounds and her smaller frame makes her role in Fat Actress less suitable. She says, "I think my bosses have great concerns about me not being fat."

Wow that's a switch an actress worried she is not fat enough for a role.! I must say Kirstie looks gorgeous but, I also thought she was gorgeous when she was 50 lbs heavier! She reminds me of a t-shirt I saw once. It said. "I might be fat but, you're ugly and I can diet"

So true!

Sienna Law has been seen again with that cheater Jude Law. According to rumours, he's only back by her side after agreeing to Sienna's secret six commandments. Friends of the actress have told the Daily Mail that Sienna created six laws that Jude must abide by to make their relationship work again.
And they are...
1) Never to be unfaithful again (why doesn't she ask him to stop breathing too?)
2) To stay away from ex-wife Sadie and her friends (yes because Sadie was into threesomes)
3) To romance her again before considering marriage (so she can get more jewelry)
4) To stop losing his temper (HELLO red flag!)
5) To let her make her own career choices (um, nothing to do with his wandering eye)
6) To let her see her friends when she wants (ok, their problems go way deeper than we think)

Insiders say Jude has also been asked by Sienna to make a list of every woman he has slept with.

I guess she really doesn't want him back at all. At least not until the year 2085 - by then he should be done writing out his list....and those are just the ones he remembers.



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