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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Friday, September 16, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 46

Four months after their beachside wedding, Renée Zellweger and country singer Kenny Chesney are having their marriage annulled, PEOPLE is reporting. It was the first marriage for both. No further details about the couple's split were available.

Well, you know what they say, the couple that plays together stays together and the couple that runs together......gets dehydrated.
















The UK's Daily Mirror yesterday revealed shocking pictures of supermodel Kate Moss snorting a line of cocaine during a drug and drink session with junkie lover Pete Doherty. It is clear from the extraordinary images, captured during a Mirror undercover investigation, that Kate is a practised user. Rumours of her drug habits have circulated for years but she has always denied taking Class A's such as cocaine.
In the photos Kate chats casually with Doherty and pals as she absent-mindedly crushes and chops out the chunky lines on the back of a plastic CD cover. With her blonde hair hanging untidily around her shoulders she prepares up to 20 lines of coke in just 40 minutes.

I just KNEW there was something fishy about a grown woman who has the body of a nine year old boy even after giving birth. Super model or not.




















And to think I thought she was giving directions to a lost person in this photo. She is probably picking up some "lootbags" for a party.




















Star magazine reports that 19 year old Lindsay Lohan needed special effects to remove "very noticeable" eye bags. Sources tell the mag that producers called in the team to tweak the film Just My Luck, which is due out next year.
This is not the first time Lindsay needed to be digitally altered. Her breasts were reduced in size for the promo of the Disney Herbie: Fully Loaded. Seems Lindsay was too fully loaded to be in a film geared towards children.

Why would they keep hiring this girl? Surely there is a 19 year old girl in Hollywood who looks her age and would not need an entire special effects department hired whenever she is in a movie. Save the money and just edit this girl all together from the entire production!
By the way, I digitally altered this photo to make her face fat. Just because.












Gwyneth Paltrow made sure she wasn't too far away from baby Apple at the New York premiere of new film Proof on Tuesday, she carried her baby monitor with her. The actress told reporters she was feeling anxious because the evening marked only the second time in little Apple's life that she wasn't there to tuck her into bed. But she was planning to stay close to her sleeping child: "I've got my baby monitor in my bag."

I bet she wasn't the only one who fell asleep during her mother's movie!




















Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith apparently had a verbal spat at a party recently, after Pamela thought Anna Nicole had called her washed-up, as well as making fun of what she was wearing to the do, which followed the World Music Awards in Hollywood.
The two went to the bathroom and confronted each other (with people egging them on), but in the end, they managed to make amends and leave on good terms.

Ofcourse people were egging them on.... Men I bet. What red blooded American male would not
want to see these two fight .... in a vat of mud.....or jello........for the enormous breast factor alone.
In fact, I am wondering myself why this has not been a PAY PER VIEW fight yet?
I'd pay to see it and I'd bet on Pammy to win. At least she'll only be seeing ONE of her opponent.

















O.k, I told you on W.T.F 44 (I think it was) that Paul McCartney's wife Heather Mills attempted to deliver a People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) DVD showing creatures being killed for fur to Jennifer Lopez, following a demonstration at which Heather pleaded with fans to boycott the superstar's music, movies and clothes because she uses fur in her fashion range, Sweetface. ....
ANYHOW, AN UPDATE which I have not confirmed if it is true or not was that Heather lost her prosthetic leg during a violent confrontation with security guards at Jennifer Lopez's New York office.
Story is that Heather's prosthetic leg became detached. She bent down and clutched her knee in pain, before asking to use a bathroom so she could reattach the leg. Guards refused and she was forced to cling onto a photographer as she made her way down the stairwell.

There are so many horrible jokes I can insert here and I won't because - ok I will because this blog is called W.T.F right?
I guess now J-LO has a leg up on Heather.



















Maybe Paul said to Heather as she was leaving the house "Good luck honey! Break a leg"




















I guess Heather doesn't have a leg to stand on.













I know I am horrible but, Kimberley Stewart's joke was WAY worse...read earlier this week W.T.F if you don't know what I mean.

Which reminds me - Sandra Bullock has adopted a three-legged dog. Sandra married motorcyle marvel Jesse James in July, becoming stepmother to his three children from previous marriages.The dog was added to her new family by adopting from a shelter in Long Beach, Calif.

I wonder what she'll call the dog. Does it really matter? Will it come anyway? And how long before Kimberley Stewart bashes the poor dog?




















Britney Spears is excited about the launch of her second fragrance, called Fantasy. The singer, who JUST gave birth to her first child this week has already enjoyed success with her perfume Curious, and she's hoping for a repeat performance. The scent is called Fantasy.

I think has mixed up her singing career and her perfume line. Her song should be called Fantasy because only in her dreams could she carry a tune and her perfume should be called Toxic. - Cuz anyone who continues to go to public gas station restrooms with no shoes can't possibly be without some type of disease. Yuck

Anyhow, here is her baby announcement from her website. Word is hubby Kevin cut the baby's umbilical cord. Sadly, that's the most he has done throughout the entire relationship....and probably the most he will do for the poor kid.



















Catherine Zeta-Jones suffers from panic attacks before stepping in front of a camera despite her years of Hollywood experience. She has worked in many movies and even won an oscar but, she insists she still finds working on a movie set intimidating.
She says: "I still get nervous. I worry, I sweat, I want to throw up. I do an exorcism before I can speak."

I wonder if she does the same thing before she gets intimate with hubby Michael Douglas.
I have a feeling sex with him would be intimidating.....just a hunch ...Hmm, maybe it's NOT about his money.




















Desperate Housewives ' Eva Longoria was left in awe of her boyfriend Tony Parker when he offered to phone the mayor of Paris in a bid to stop French tabloids publishing false stories about them.
She tells Page Six, "The French tabloids are regurgitating a bunch of old interviews I gave a long time ago where I said I wouldn't mind dating several guys at once. So now they are printing, 'Eva cheats on Tony!' and Tony is so upset he offered to call the mayor of Paris who knows the tabloid people to try and stop it. "

Here's an idea Eva... try not BLABBING B.S to the press every single day so that you can be featured in celebrity gossip sites like this one.
They make up stuff to begin with and you just feed the fire honey.




















Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have set their business sights on a new target -- boys. After successfully tapping the marketing field on young female fans to their various branded products, the 19-year-old sisters have decided it's time the opposite sex enjoyed their merchandise. Ashley says, "My sister and I started the whole 'tween empire. I definitely see the potential for boys to do that sort of thing."

I don't know about y'all but, I don't know any tween boys who want to dress like bag ladies.........gangstas maybe but, not bag ladies.




















Actress Cybill Shepherd is flattered people think she has had plastic surgery - because it means she's looking good. Cybil swears she has never gone under the knife as an adult and she was initially shocked when one tabloid recently listed all the "work" she had had done - and then she realized it was because people can't believe she can look so good at 55.

Cybil get over yourself. The last role you had you played MARTHA STEWART in a made for tv movie.
And she's no spring chicken either.




















Angelina Jolie still has nightmares of the day she first came face to face with her adopted daughter, because she was on the brink of death. I am pleased to report that little Zahara is now fit and well - and looks nothing like she did when Jolie first saw her in an orphanage. So much so - she has given her the nickname "chubby".
Jolie recalls, "She was six months and not nine pounds. Her skin, you could squeeze it, it stuck together. It was terrifying. Some children who were in a very similar situation to her passed away."
Zahara has since gained six pounds and thrills her new mom daily: "She's gained six pounds. We're calling her chubby - she's just a totally different baby. It's amazing what difference food and little bit of care makes."




















I wonder if that little rebel Maddox went on a hunger strike for a little attention?





















Brad Pitt is set to give his fans (such as MOI) a treat in his upcoming movie The Assassination Of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - by filming a nude scene. The actor, who bared flesh in his 2004 movie Troy, is reportedly planning to show off even more skin in the anticipated film, which he's currently shooting in Canada. A source tells Us Weekly, "In the script a fully nude Pitt baths himself with a washcloth while standing in a tub. This is a pretty long nude scene for any actor."

Brad Pitt naked with a washcloth in a tub?
This is like the female equivalent to the male fantasy of a cheerleader, a naughty librarian and a french maid sponge bathing each other beside a vat of beer while the Superbowl is on.





















EVEN Jennifer is happy about this......... She gets to see Brad naked again!















CUZ I SAID SO!!

3 Comments:

Blogger Bernadette said...

Poor Britney...she wanted a C-section cause she didn't want the pain...duh...did she even speak to anyone who had had a C-section??? She should have called Dill...three c-sections!!

I really feel sorry for that child!

9:32 AM  
Blogger Dill said...

I just heard why Rene is getting divorce. Apparently she wants kids and tho he said he did now he says he doesn't. Maybe he wants to wait. Whats the hurry?

11:51 AM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

I guess when you are dating for all of four minutes before you get married on a whim you don't have time to discuss the children factor....ha ha

8:51 PM  

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