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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 45

Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy at a Los Angeles hospital on Wednesday, Us Weekly magazine reported on its Web site. Nobody was available for comment on the report, which said Britney gave birth by Caesarean section shortly before 1 p.m. The magazine said Spears was taken to the hospital early on Wednesday morning with a police escort and accompanied by her husband Kevin Federline.

The police escort was to ensure Kevin didn't try and take off I am sure.




















I told you in W.T.F volume 44 that Heidi Klum and Seal had a baby boy. Here is the official press release.

Seal said:
"Heidi and I are proud to announce the arrival of our first child together. Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, arrived on Monday September 12th 2005 at 7:20PM. Weight on arrival was 8.9 lbs. He measures 21 inches long...Our most treasured moment so far was watching big sister Leni kissing Henry repeatedly on the head. She had been preparing for his arrival for quite some time, pointing to Heidi’s stomach every morning, saying the words 'Baby, baby."


What a gorgeous couple!

Awwww....I need a tissue!





Paris Hilton is on next month's cover of the Men's magazine STUFF. This should really re-inforce what she told VANITY FAIR - That she is so not sexual.
This is false advertising! It's like selling a car without an engine.













Renee Zellweger has denied reports she has agreed to play troubled rocker Janis Joplin, as she is less than convinced she is the right actress for the role. Renee is still considering the offer to take the lead in Piece Of My Heart, because she is aware how vital it is to get the casting just right for such a sensitive story. She says, " Joplin was an extraordinary person. There is a need to be careful with the movie, to make sure it does not become a cliche. Because that would be blasphemy. We have to make sure that the people who knew her are not disappointed."

Not sure why she thinks she cannot do the role of Janis Joplin justice....Renee played a chunky, british woman in Bridget Jones diary and she is obviously a stick thin American.




















Ozzy Osbourne is convinced there's no such thing as a happy marriage because there are times he absolutely hates his manager/wife Sharon. Ozzy says he's in it for life though because he has already made a mess of one marriage.
Osbourne tells men's magazine Playboy, "Some days we don't talk. Some days we're like two kids. Some days we're f**king not even on the same planet. But you get on with it. "I did a good job of f**king up my first marriage through drugs and alcohol and thinking I was the king of the f**king universe."

Typical man. Telling Playboy magazine his marriage is not a happy one.
That Sharon is either very very patient or on some great medication.












Heather Mills McCartney, wife of Paul McCartney, and Jennifer Lopez are battling it out. Yesterday morning, Heather who is an anti-fur activist staged a press conference with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, (PETA) at which she slagged Diddy and other fur-loving celebs inside the Fashion Week tents . Then McCartney marched across Sixth Ave. with an army of camera crews and stormed the offices of Sweetface, J.Lo's fur-trimmed clothing line, to present the singer-actress with a grisly PETA video showing innocent mammals being skinned alive. Lopez, whose rep declined to comment yesterday, wasn't there.
"PETA has tried for years to educate her about fur - at first gently and quietly, and now like this," Heather told reporters and security personnel shouting threats to call the cops in the fifth-floor reception area of J.Lo's headquarters.
"She keeps saying she wants to be educated. So the next stage is I'll find out where she lives and show up there," McCartney vowed. "And I'll get ahold of her at her premieres."

Holy crap having this mad woman chasing me around would be reason enough not to have an association with anything furry.
Well, except my baby.
I meant Chelsea, not hubby.



















Former Supermodel Claudia Schiffer is skinnier than ever. The mother of two appeared more slender than ever when she was spotted in a London street.
"Claudia looked painfully thin and gaunt," said a passerby who saw her outside a doctors' surgery in Harley Street. "Her top was hanging off her and her arms looked twig-like. She was carrying a very large handbag which seemed to be weighing her down."

Here's a profile of the vanishing Claudia. She can't even carry her own baby....it probably weighs more than she does!











Anyhow, wouldn't be the first sighting of a stick blonde celeb carrying something that weighs more than she does. For example, Nicole Ritchie and this box.



















Man, I miss the days when Nicole Ritchie used to eat.... I bet her tummy does too.




















And good news...Lindsay is putting on more weight, she is eating still!




















Even scrawny Mary Kate is having a nibble. So it's a couple of bean sprouts and a COKE - it's a start ?














Cameron Diaz claims she will happily ditch acting should another career path take her fancy.
Thestar is determined to have fun whatever she does, and if acting loses it's appeal, she will drop her career in favour of a new adventure.
She says: "The world is so full of many things to do, so I don't worry about whether my future lies in being a powerful figure in the industry."

I don't think she needs to worry. All I have ever seen Cameron do in a movie is shake her butt. It is getting old...and so is she so no wonder she needs a career change soon.












Natalie Portman caused a commotion when she visited a German bar soon after shaving her head for her role in upcoming movie V FOR VENDETTA - because she attracted unwanted female attention. . The actress planned on spending an innocent night watching the vision Song Contest in Berlin, but she quickly realised she was in a gay bar and all eyes were on her. She says, "One of the first places I went after I had shaved my head was a bar in Berlin to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. . "I'm sitting there and then I realised that it was a gay bar and my haircut was being very, er, shall we say 'appreciated' by quite a few of the girls there.".

What makes Natalie think that the girls were staring at her because they thought she was hot? They were probably going "Holy crap- look! It's Sinead O'Conner....man, she looks like $hit." OR "Ew, what has the girl from Star Wars done to her freaking head?"












Bret Michaels ex lead singer of Poison is reuniting with an old flame - Pamela Anderson for another round of court battles over their sex tape. Pamela whose sexually explicit romps with ex-husband Tommy Lee became an internet hit almost a decade ago, shot her tape with rocker Bret Michaels in more recent years, and the former couple's battle to keep the tape private continues. Michaels and Anderson managed to win a multimillion-dollar lawsuit to stop the release of the video a few years ago.
Bret told the press "The latest company attempting to distribute the video basically told me and Pamela to screw off."

Isn't that how they got themselves into this mess in the first place?





















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