Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, September 12, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 42

Britney Spears has denied rumours she has given birth to her first child prematurely. A British tabloid today claims the singer was rushed to hospital in California over the weekend - but Spears insists reports she went into labour early are completely untrue. Her publicist said, "Britney Spears has not given birth. She's not even in hospital. The baby is due some time in the next month."

Aha! So when she was caught with her feet up in the air she was just airing them out...not giving birth. Got it.

Former Friends star Matthew Perry now has a new neighbor in Hollywood - teen actress Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay just purchased a three-bedroom condominium for around $1.9-million. Matthew also purchased a condo in the same building last May.

I am sure it is no consolation for Matthew, who is nearly twice the age of Lindsay, that he had to work twice as long and hard to be able to afford the same thing she can. Who knows? Maybe they'll become good "FRIENDS", go for coffee and play fooz ball every know and then?

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson have become the target of a vicious verbal attack by celebrity photographer David LaChapelle. He ranted to America's New York Daily News newspaper: "They're everything that's wrong with music, they're everything wrong with culture, and everything wrong with art - in one family! They're nothing. They have nothing. They hold no interest whatsoever for anybody. They're reality-red-carpet, lip-synching television stars. I don't think they offer anything."

Oh come on David, these cannot be the first NON TALENTED siblings in Hollywood? Surely Jessica and Ashlee have done more than Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor did?

I wonder what Jessica and Ashlee think about being bashed like that?
Take that David LaChapelle!

Brad Pitt has been in Calgary filming the movie "JESSE JAMES". Brad Pitt's arrival in Calgary last month brought dozens of paparazzi and foreign media to the city to track the actor's every move. Thousands showed up at casting calls in Calgary, Edmonton and Winnipeg hoping to be picked as extras for the movie.

And really can you blame them? In fact I am trying to wonder why I have not gone out west myself to audition... what are the chances they are casting for a personal masseuse for Brad's character? Here is Brad with his new darker shade of hair as Jesse James.

Justin Timberlake will play a soldier who dates a nymphomaniac in his next movie. Justin has landed a role opposite actress Christina Ricci in upcoming movie 'Black Snake Moan'. In the film, Christina will play a young woman who beds complete strangers whenever she has a panic attack brought on by flashbacks of a childhood rape, while Justin will play her love interest. Christina says she can't wait to work with the hunky singer She revealed: "Justin's going to be great He seems perfect for the part He's a really sweet guy."

Yeah sure Christina, you are anticipating all those love scenes cuz Justin is nice.
Yeah ok.
How come they didn't hold auditions for this in Canada. Double darn it.

A paparazzi photographer who tried to snap Reese Witherspoon at the California Adventure theme park was cited for allegedly assaulting two employees, police said. Todd Wallace, 44, of Beverly Hills, was cited for misdemeanour assault and battery. Wallace was photographing Witherspoon from a distance and then moved in on a group that included the actress and some children.

Assaulting two employees of a theme park for a picture? Of Reese Witherspoon? While she was there with her kids? Yep, reason 493 why I could never be famous. I'd kick the photographer's sorry butt. I'd be getting arrested, in front of my kids. Ok, I so I don't have front of my dog. She'd be scarred for life and who will rub her tubby the way that I do?

Here's a sneak peek at Paris Hilton in an upcoming Vanity Fair Issue.

Ironically, in the issue she keeps saying she is so "NOT SEXUAL".
I suppose non-sexual people stand around stables in their underwear all the time.

Here she is with her fiancee ALSO named Paris. Apparenly Paris Hilton is raving about him the article. She says he is the first guy to accept that she is not a sexual person.

Ofcourse he accepts it. He is obviously gay. He just knows his Greek Papa won't leave him all his dough if he hooks up with a man. He is using her, she is using him. All is fair in love and war.

Oh! And in Next Month's Esquire Magazine will feature Mariah Carey. Surprisingly, she is wearing a modest, flowing dress and looks quite lady like..........except for the fact that her legs are spread from here to the Equator!

To be fair to Mariah, at least she is posing for a magazine.... look AT Shauna Sands ( Lorenzo Lamas's ex wife who beat him up and lost custody of their three little daughters when they got divorced) choice of shoes to fill up on gas.

Actually, a sign of the times. Gas is so expensive she probably had to strip for the attendant just to afford to fill up her tank.



Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

That cover with Paris looks weird cuz shes not looking directly at the camera... and why does it look like she has a penis in the pic with her in her underwear? O_o

4:33 PM  
Blogger Lisa~Thorn said...

Er..Why does Paris's head not match her body on the front cover? She looks like she has manely shoulders and a small head. o_O

6:04 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

I myself have manly shoulders.....although I do have a gigantic head.

7:15 PM  

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