Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's volume 39

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted out with Ashley Olsen's ex Scott Sartiano. The actress was accompanied to a party by the nightclub owner, who split from Ashley earlier this year. This is not the first time Lindsay and Ashley have been linked to the same man - in the past year both girls have been rumoured to have dated actor Jared Leto.
With all the men in Hollywood and these two are taking each other's leftovers?

Lindsay was at the beach this week looking a little healthier than she has been or maybe it's just that California air....Cough cough.

Paris Hilton has revealed to VANITY FAIR magazine that despite looking like a vamp, she is in fact "not sexual". The hotel heiress reveals that the sexy image she portrays for the media really isn't her. Paris told the magazine "I think I'm sexual in pictures and the way I dress and my whole image, but at home I'm really not like that. All of my ex-boyfriends of course would be like, 'what's the matter with you? You're so not sexual.'"

You know Paris if you are going to wear a paper hat eventually people are going to try and order some fries and a shake......which reminds me, the only sexual tension I ever saw with her on film (And she's had a lot of sex tapes leaked out) Is that commercial she is in for that Hamburger chain of restaurants. She's hot for that burger alright!

Paris by the way is no longer hanging out with Tara Reid or Kimberly Stewart. She was seen dancing away at a club with the brunette olsen twin Mary Kate. Both Mary Kate and Paris are dating Greek heirs......hmmmm.
Meanwhile, it also appears Nicole Richie has been stepping out with The O.C. star Mischa Barton these days. Nicole and Lindsay Lohan don't seem joined at the hip as often as they used to be. Mind you, I did predict this would happen when Lindsay announced she wanted to regain some weight back! Now Mischa who is already thin to begin with may be vanishing into the air.
Here are Mischa and Nicole going to a club together.

Here they are again, they are always laughing. Probably delirious from a lack of nutrients.

Some people lose weight, some people change their hair, some people have a wardrobe overhaul... but Pam Anderson. Well, she gets her fake boobs removed. Explaining why she got her breast implants taken out a few years back, Pam said:"I got divorced so I did what every girl does: I cut my hair and took out my boobs -Well, maybe not everyone does the boobs part, but I was just like, I'll show him!" (Him being Tommy Lee.)

However, just in case you were wondering she did have them replaced again.Talking to OK! magazine about her enormous breasts, Pammy stated: "It's a love/hate thing but we're very close. I'm glad I got my implants but sometimes they're in the way."

In the way? Pamela should be the 8th wonder of the world. How does she not fall over?

This little chain link on her top surely is made of titanium? This top needs a restraining order! STAT!

Marc Anthony appeared on daytime chat show THE VIEW with fellow singers ALEJANDRO FERNANDEZ and CHAYANNE to talk about their current US tour. Within minutes the attention soon diverted to Marc's year old marriage to Jennifer Lopez. Co-host Joy Behar of THE VIEW said, "Before we hear that, let's hear it from your wife. Come on out J.LO! She's coming - she promised." As the crowd screamed in anticipation, Joy stormed backstage to haul the reluctant J-LO onto the stage. Lopez smiled, waved and blew kisses at the standing and applauding audience before running backstage - all without saying a single word.

Since when does J-LO shy away from the spotlight. I saw the show myself and let me tell you she looked pretty done up for for someone who "Did not want to be on camera"..
Recently her and hubby Marc were at a gala event. At first glance I thought he was hugging a wax figure of his wife! J-LO's skin looks so phony in this photo - or maybe it's her attempt at a smile. Ooh and the body language...not good. Her hands are to her side, like he is forcing her to pose with him. Then again, he is so skinny I wouldn't want to pose beside him either. He would make even Nicole Ritchie look fat if he stood beside her!

Ah, there it is, the big smile. Marc's nowhere to be seen? Coincidence? I think not.

13 year old Frances Bean Cobain - daughter of Courtney Love and now deceased Kurt Cobain was interviewed for the October issue of Teen Vogue, apparently rebelling
against her notoriously hell-raising parents by proclaiming a preference for classy, "girly" clothes.
And she is no fan of her mother's thrown-together fashion sense, saying: "I don't like to look sloppy. I'm a girly-girl." She prefers her mum "when she's more 'classy starlet'," adding: "I don't really like her hard-metal stuff, or when she doesn't brush her hair."
Here's Frances Bean.

Frances, don't you just want mum to be sober and coherent? That is a more likely possibility than her ever brushing her hair!

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are reportedly set to renew their wedding vows.
The couple, who rekindled their romance earlier this year after a brief split, are said to be planning a 'recommitment ceremony' in December, according to Star magazine.

Denise, you need to repeat the vow "Until Death do us part" while you are grasping Charlie's testicles FIRMLY in your hand. Either that or simply castrate him and you won't need to worry about him straying......again.

Tara Reid is heartbroken after her designer handbag containing $180,000 worth of jewelry was snatched at the Spanish airport on Sunday. Tara, who is in Europe shooting her reality TV show "Wild on Tara," reportedly became "hysterical" over the loss.

Ofcourse she was hysterical. I wonder how much cocaine she had in there! Tara, it's called a HANDBAG for a reason. Poor Tara, how can we expect her to hold a purse when she cannot even hold herself up.



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