Celebrity W.T.F's volume 36
Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow failed to show up at the Venice Film Festival as expected on Monday after her plane was turned around having left New York the previous evening. Gwyneth said "I had an absolutely unpleasant evening last night trying to get there. I had all kinds of plane problems ... but I was very, very sorry not to be with you. It was going to be the highlight of my summer," she told reporters.
A film festival the highlight of her summer? What about her adorable little daughter Apple taking her first steps?
Johnny Depp was in Tokyo on Sunday ahead of the Japanese release of Tim Burton's movie "CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY" . Johnny took his children to see the movie when it first premiered. His 3 year old son apparently said to his father after the film, "Dad,You are really weird".
Can't slip anything by kids these days.......wait until his kid sees the movie "Edward Scissorhands!" That should give him nightmares about his daddy.
Christina Aguilera was recently hired to sing at a wedding! Russian billionaire businessman Andrey Melnichenko paid Christina nearly 3 million dollars U.S. to sing just two songs his wedding bash in the South of France.
It would of been a heck of a lot cheaper to have her strip for the bachelor party wouldn't it? After all, she does that for free in her videos!
Britney Spears says that since she married Kevin Federline, she has found her independence and has distanced herself from her parents' rollercoaster career plans.
She is reportedly thrilled with her newfound confidence and feels at ease with herself for the first time since she became famous.
In other words, her parents are no longer manipulating her career and her money..now her deadbeat trailer park husband is.
Jennifer Lopez has sparked fresh rumours she is expecting her first child after she bought baby clothes during a recent shopping trip in Los Angeles. The singer, who has spoken of her desire to start a family with third husband Marc Anthony, clearly enjoyed her visit to the children's clothing store.
Have you seen Marc Anthony lately? The man has gotten so gaunt, the baby clothes could in fact be for him!
Lindsay Lohan claims that she tried to end the infamous feud between her and Hilary Duff, but, she says, she got hung up on when she called. “I called her last week, and I was like, ‘Do you wanna hang out?’ And her sister hung up the phone on me!” Lohan told the magazine Australian.
All this fighting in Hollywood! Everyone is uptight cuz they are lacking nutrients!
Here's skinny minny Lindsay.
Now HILARY DUFF is fading away to "LOLLIPOP HEAD" status!
Brad Pitt's parents have warned their son off Angelina Jolie - because of her bad marriage history, according to Britain's Daily Mail newspaper. Bill and Jane Pitt - who remain close to Brad's estranged wife Jennifer Aniston - have reportedly told him to cool his relationship with Angelina Jolie.
Oh I am sure what REALLY happened is that Mama Pitt gave Brad a hard time for his relationship with Angelina, Papa Pitt just pretended to be outraged to keep his own relationship on good standings. Papa Pitt probably took his son aside, toasted him with a shot of whiskey and said "THAT'S MY BOY!"
Meanwhile, Paris and Nicky Hilton show everyone how they feel about the PITT/JOLIE/ANISTON situation.
Snoop Dogg is seeking $2 million from a car dealership that he accuses of having distorted his image and speech pattern in its advertisements. In a lawsuit filed Tuesday in U.S. the rapper alleges that the Gary Barbera Enterprises ads constitute trademark infringement since they use dialogue that is "confusingly similar to the Snoop Dogg trademark."
Shizzle, Izzle, Mizzle, Drizzle.......who gives a Fizzle???
CUZ I SAID SO!