Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 35

Let's see what the celebrities were doing this weekend....

Ashlee Simpson filmed her new video. She must like doing that cuz she gets to lip sync and nobody cares!

"Daddy" or should I say "BRADDY" took out little Maddox this weekend. That must of been a great treat for Maddox now that he is trying to compete with baby Zahara for attention!

Jennifer Lopez sparked more rumors that she is pregnant when she was seen out and about shopping.
Good God, maybe she is just bloated and crampy? Why does the media expect these women to have flat-as-a-pancake stomachs every day?

As for the "JENNIFER" who really IS pregnant, she was seen looking radiant and happy going out for dinner with friends. Hubby Ben Affleck was no where in sight.
He may have taken the opportunity of Jen's absence to CHAIN SMOKE since he is trying his damndest to quit before the precious bundle arrives.

And as for yet another JENNIFER - The one who is rumored not to want to be impregnated by even the great Brad Pitt.. This Jennifer spent her weekend playing with her dogs.

She was sporting an interesting choice of tank tank also. A VINCE VAUGHN shirt. Hmmmm, and they swear they are not a couple.

Christina Aguilera was out in public surprise there but, she seems to have injured her middle finger?
Maybe she ran into Britney her arch rival at a trailer park party and they exchanged....hand gestures? Who knows. Who cares.

Brian from the BACKSTREET BOYS made a public appearance with his little son. Isn't he adorable? Yes, both of them are.
His son should start his own band "BACK STREET TOTS"

Paris Hilton was in Toronto this weekend promoting her new perfume line. 750 Toronto fans who showed up to see the heiress gushed about how nice she was and how friendly she was.
Yep, people brand you as "friendly" when your dress hangs open at the breast like this.



Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

Lmao I saw on TV Paris walked in when she was here and she was like "BONJOUR TORONTO!" and I'm thinking "Uhhh we don't speak french in Toronto, thats Montreal" lol.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

I saw that too......they think we all speak French and live in Igloos...those Americans!

1:21 PM  

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